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Mar 12, 2025, 03:01

hey mate are you ok? Can you give us a sing out just to let us know you're still around?


Tx Champ.

Mar 12, 2025, 05:22

He posted a response on one of the threads a few days ago.

Mar 12, 2025, 06:21

tx

Mar 12, 2025, 14:14

Howdy.

Mar 12, 2025, 16:45

I saw that as well but Hysteria thought she could show her social side….haha. I like your latest stuff Anger, very balanced and brief.

Mar 13, 2025, 06:48

Imagine being Stav with all that back ache.


Carrying all of Ruckers' lefties will do that to a man.

Mar 13, 2025, 08:13

much like ouMaaik keeps your lot in step ?

Mar 13, 2025, 08:30

Careful, Blo


You know what a man in uniform does to Denise's "hormones".

Mar 13, 2025, 09:40

Your missus should dump you.

Mar 13, 2025, 09:41

Your missus should dump you.

Mar 13, 2025, 09:42

ccl

Mar 13, 2025, 11:34

Your missus should dump you.

That in itself is hilarious but for some strange reason he doesn't have a missus.

Lets just leave it at that.

Mar 13, 2025, 11:35

Not having a missus is a pretty peaceful life.

Mar 13, 2025, 11:41

Denise secretly wants to apply for the job.





Mar 13, 2025, 15:11

Blob would prefer a serial killer who voted for Harris to a charity volunteer who voted for Trump. But somehow he remains a likeable bloke. Funny how the mind works.

Mar 14, 2025, 03:19

Then again who's suffering the ignominy of voting for Batshit ?


Mar 14, 2025, 07:28

Manufactured

Spin

Network

Broadcasting

Conspiracies


Mar 14, 2025, 07:38

These are the people (MSNBC) who called Biden "feisty" when he made his "you ain't black" comment.

Mar 14, 2025, 07:40

Hopefully your missus can crack your verkrampte veneer & lead you to a good place.

Mar 14, 2025, 07:42

1408 days to go.

Mar 14, 2025, 07:57

Lol ....good times

Mar 14, 2025, 08:05

Scary

Mar 14, 2025, 08:56

Blo, why are you so fascinated with my lady?


I'll tell you about her if you like?


My girlfriends have ranged from PHDs, to TV executives, to gymnasts...here I'll relay a tale to you.


About 10 years back I dated a woman that was, perhaps still is, the creative director at MNET.


We'd been seeing each other for about three weeks when she said she would be away for 10 days as she had to go to Malaysia to oversee the last part of a Survivor Series shoot - The one where Mark Fish and Corne Kroger were team captains.


She floated the idea that I fly out there and keep her company. I agreed.


After landing in Singapore, I was driven into Malaysia, and the final leg of the journey was a boat ride to the island where she and the production crew were staying...a nearby island to where the contestants are filmed doing whatever they do.


Anyhow, when I arrived, she was waiting for me on the jetty. This was during lunch time and as her and I walked past the restaurant I could see a bunch of the production crew make the best of the Malaysian cuisine.


Anyhow, being the boss, she had the biggest chalet there with a jacuzzi at the front. So while she was out filming during the day, I would be reading a book and soaking up rays in the jacuzzi.


But I started to notice that people were treating me very strangely. I'd be in the jacuzzi, and members of the production crew would bring me champagne, offer to pour it for me, ask me if there was anything they could do for me, etc. I'd be fetching morning coffee from the restaurant and high-level production crew would offer to carry my coffee back to the room for me. I began to think that this girl I was seeing must be some really mean bitch that they are terrified of because there really was no need for the excessive gestures they were making. This went on for a few days...


That's when we finally figured it out.


When I arrived to the island, the entire crew saw her meet me at the jetty. There was nobody superior to her on the island and so they assumed the only reason she would make the effort to fetch a person at the jetty would be if they were her boss...which would have made me like the owner of MNET or something.


I kept playing the owner of MNET role for a few days, it was great fun. We had a good laugh about it when eventually at a dinner I came clean and told them I was just some guy seeing their boss.


And here's another funny bit.


When contestants got voted off the island, they would come to the production island and stay there until the conclusion of the shoot, since they still had to vote in the show. Their chalets were smaller one's behind the one where my lady and I were staying.


One morning as we left the chalet, a senior member of the production crew approached us looking a tad sheepish.


He said that he wanted to confirm with her that contestants that had been voted off were not allowed to communicate with each other or even be in contact.


"That's correct. But why do you ask?" She said.


"Well, it's just that for the past few nights I have heard sex noises coming from those chalets and it's very loud and goes on for very long."


We both struggled to contain our laughter. It wasn't the contestants he was hearing ;)

Mar 14, 2025, 09:04

Good man Plum ....

Great story, sounds like a awesome trip was had

Mar 14, 2025, 09:34

You posted on here that she hates Trump .

Mar 14, 2025, 09:52

Yes, she does.


The one in the story above is probably loving Trump right now

Mar 14, 2025, 10:57

I'll get there

Mar 14, 2025, 11:01

Trump is infinitely better than Cyril and you're not incessantly slating him...and that's way closer to "home", although you're sitting in NZ.

 
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