What do we know of the “man” Redneck?
He’s a regular on this site and has been for many years. I know him for close on 20 years, going back to the days of Super Sport.
Let us start with his birth.
We know that he’s a twin. That he shared the womb of some unfortunate woman, with probably a like minded arsehole.
That he is at least part Welsh. A country that he keeps going on and on about.
We also know that he’s dug up a few random phrases in welsh and that he tries to impress us with these from time to time, thinking that we actually care, that we’ll in fact be impressed by it.
We know that he was small as a child and that he started his rugby, playing at 9. We know that this small weedy kid loved his food and stuffed his face at every opportunity, thus picking up substantial weight.
We know that he became too cumbersome for the 9 jersey and that the coach of his primary school’s 4th team, had no choice but to try him out elsewhere. There where his weight would benefit the team and not be a hindrance like it was at 9.
So, off to the front row he goes. There where he can do the least amount of harm. He eventually moves to hooker where he stays for the rest of his rugby playing days.
Obesity has always been a problem for his short frame. The issues he had as a child have followed him all his life. He still loves to eat piled up plates of food ... only now as an adult, he’s brought gallons of the drink into the mix.
Exercise is something that he avoids as best he can and instead spends his energies on mocking those who partake in it. It really is sad. A true reflection of this sad little round man.
We know that he favours the black man over his own people. That we white folk should toughen up and take the consequences of past wrongs ... for the rest of our lives. That we need to make right. That their ongoing racist actions against us is justified.
I’m convinced that his daughter has had relations with several natives of the land. He undoubtedly has no objection to them porking his daughter.
We know that affirmative action gets his thumbs up. Unless of course it affects him directly, as it did a few years back, when his arsehole of a son was overlooked and sent packing, because of the colour of his skin. I saw a side to him that day that surprised me. A tearful, woe is me side, looking for pity. A side that contradicted his tough stance on this site.
That was my first clue. I should have picked up on it then already. My bad.
We know that he favours quotas in sport and that an assortment of excuses have been used over the years to include non merited black players. Guys like Notshe, Kolisi, Am, Bongi, Trevor and even Jantjies. He has of course denied this recently.
He is typical of the folk overseas. They have much to say about us, without ever knowing the truth of the natives that live among us.
We know that Redneck spends a lots of time invading his fellow posters privacy. Snooping around their FaceBook accounts, looking for information that he can use against them ... information on family members, photos that he can post on sites like this.
Anything to embarrass his fellow posters ... anything to mock and ridicule them ... and when they complain, he tries to justify his actions with some bullshit story.
He is simply just an exceedingly unpleasant person.
We know that he’s prone to severe tantrums ... to thrashing about on the floor like a 3 year old ... to lengthy periods of pouting ... leaving this site in a bout of rage ... tearful ... sulking ... self pity ... deliberating sabotaging posts and blaming everyone else for his vindictive actions. Making things on here unpleasant for everyone.
We all saw his most recent plea for pity. Begging us to feel sorry for him ... tall stories of how he’s been thinking about his life, about bereavement, about losing loved ones, about death ... and that he’s just a little misunderstood ... that he’s actually a good guy and not the giant sized arsehole that CleanCut claims him to be.
Self pitying ... undoubtedly posted when he had one too many. Drunk and emotional.
Did you note how he suddenly went missing after that emotional plea? That it coincided with my posts on what I thought of him. When I called him an arsehole.
Off he went ... tearful ... sulking ... feeling oh so sorry for himself.
What a lark.
Many rallied to his side when he posted his plea for understanding. Trying to befriend him. Showing him pity. Being kind and gentle.
Tell me, how did that work out for you lot?
Are you guys friends now?
Is he still calling you names ... like “Moffie” ... like “Dense” ... ?
I can go on and on.
I can highlight how he’s posted under various aliases. That these came after emotional bouts of rage and lengthy absences from this site ... and then the inevitable attempt to re-enter the community by posting under a different name ... thinking he'll get acceptance that way.
Or how about when he complains bitterly when his family is used as a target in some fight on site. When he’s accused of pedophilia and how he cries foul ...tries to rally support ... only to use the very same tactics on his fellow posters a short while there after ... like on Denny ... and Draad.
Nice guy, huh?
Such a hypocrite ... and yet there he was sobbing, pleading with us. “I’m just a little misunderstood” ... “I’m really a very nice guy” ... “honest injun” ... "I never lie" ... "I'm not a liar" ... “don’t believe what that nasty CleanCut says about me” ... puhleeeeeeeeeesaaaase .... “be nice to me, cause I’ve been thinking about my life ... about my loved ones ... about death ... and stuff”.
Or how about his hate of the idea of a Living God. He has spent much of his time putting ignorant theories together to explain away the existence of God ... of creation ... of life after death ... of Heaven and Hell and punishment for a sinful life.
When he doesn’t get his way, he becomes personal, mocking those he’s having words with. It’s who he is. He can’t help himself ... this nice guy.
The amount of times he’s been made a fool of on this subject by myself and BeanDip simply makes him more determined to prove us wrong. Armed with foolish theories of evolution ... the supposed Big Bang ... carbon dating ... and a whole lot of fabricated thumbsucking still leaves him red faced in the end. That however doesn’t stop him from returning for another round of humiliation.
We know that he is prone to being obtuse. Playing stupid. It is a well established trait of his, which shows one just how childish he can actually be. A 56 3 year old.
We know he favours sodomy. That he regards it as, and I quote, “harmless fun”. We all saw how he went against Israel Folau. How he defended the cause of the homo. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that he’s had his wife’s poo on his pecker many times over.
So I ask again ... what do we know of this “man” Redneck?
Turns out we know a lot ... and from where I’m sitting it ain’t pretty .. but hey ... he's been thinking about his life ... about losing loved ones .. and ... he just so misunderstood.
The poor dear.