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with regards to?
You'll figure it out. I have faith in you Chips
Just by the way, my next chapter in the previous thread about gladiators and stuff was going to be Plumus, Klownius and some of the other gladiators standing in the Colosseum with Plumus making a version of the speech that Maximus (Russell Crowe) gave in the movie Gladiator where he said whatever comes out of those gates, we'll be better off if we stick together . . . and then the gates would open to reveal . . . Ronnie Coleman!
Rooiters we could have had a lot of fun with that. I was going to head down the route of your character and an inappropriate relationship with his sister (also like the movie), just so the mud was flung equally in all directions, but alas, it was not to be. I hope you'll kick us off with the new thread, in my opinion you did a more than decent job the last time round. I am aware that I am isolated in that opinion.
Blou: "I am aware that I am isolated in that opinion. "
Not that isolated Blue, this might be hard to believe, but I can appreciate a good "story telling" and satire is a neglected art. Rooi and a few others on here are good at it(my quarrel with him does not blind me to it)...I'm not much of a wordsmith, but some on here are. Card/fox/Auge/Whatever-he'll-be-called-next is also a quite entertaining writer...
Good luck on your thread. I'll be an avid reader.
I'm 100% for piss taking.
Problem is, only one person needs to be offended and it's gorilla margins 2.0.
If you guys want, i'm happy to continue the old thread too.
If one of the stated reasons is the cause of it's demise, at least I can say that I told yas so.
We include *return to old thread* as a voting option?
And I also agree about Rooi's kickoff in the previous round.
I listened to it on an audio reader while driving.
No, let's go with a new one . . . no board members allowed to be named (or implied). I'm not starting it though . . . someone else can go first.
I reckon we could do a lot worse than Klown's belated effort on the original thread.
'Rooiters'........waaaahaha......Blou Balletjie you could suck a soccer ball through a hose pipe....what a groupie you turned out to be.
Ag Moz stop taking yourself so seriously! My one mate had a Ridgeback called Roy. The dogs nickname was Royter or Royter Shtoyter. Rooiter was just a play on that. I sometimes add the "s" at the end as a play on words with Reuters. Anyway, isn't Reuters a solid representation of the mainstream media that so many condemn so vehemently on this site? Hardly a compliment right? Lastly, considering Rooiters political views, I reckon Reuters is pretty similarly aligned. Long story short, I think its a very appropriate nickname.
On me being a groupie, think what you will. But as memory serves me, it was my comment directed mostly at Rooiter that resulted in his infamous FU and departure from the site. I must be the kakkest groupie ever!
I have had many run ins with Rooi over the years, just as I have with you and many others. There is one poster that I have no respect for, and I basically ignore that person, but it is neither of you. Even so, I neither hate nor align myself with anyone.
That sums up my loyalties
Ok well, i made an attempt. Shoul d be quite a bit to run with there.
New rule . . . whoever is taking on the next chapter should say so in this chat section otherwise we could hve a stuff up like the one today where I typed up my follow up to bluebok's chapter and posted before seeing that Plum had already beaten me to it.
This was my deleted effort:
S o, are you next?
I've heard the expression 'it's a dog's life'......I suppose giving Rooinek a dog's name could be considered in that spirit. But I'm not convinced Blou Balletjie, you Bool fans are like Germans, either at one's throat or at one's feet.
I'll go next if no-one else has gone by this evening. I've got a lot less time this afternoon than I had this morning when I typed that up.
What's up Mr Moz?
Feel free to contribute
Looks like Moffie is next up . . . someone should explain to the drunken old fool which chapter he's following on from because he's not the best when it comes to following basic instructions.
I don't know what is worse, being likened to a German or other Bulls fans?! Hahaha.
I suspect this will be a bit like the prediction games where Moffie is too gutless to enter himself but is always quick to have a snigger when someone who did have the guts to enter gets one wrong.
May Royter rest in peace......did you ever know a dog called Koosie?
True story. I was once interested in buying a motorcycle from a guy. I went to his house to check out the bike and he had an awesome adolescent Rottweiler. Anyway, I was inspecting his bike and chatting with the guy about whatever , and the next thing he realises that his gate is open and that the dog has taken off down the street. He runs out shouting "Nipples! Nipples! Nipples!" That was his dogs actual name!!! I swear to God.
My last Rottie was called Luger.....German you know.......at intruders' throats, but the family's feet.
In America, most people name their dog Spot, because on their Pet's back they have a spot. The pronunciation of Spot - is Spoeaat.
Plum, note that the spiteful old windbag with the emotional maturity of a little child who is intentionally disrupting your story is the same coward who hasn't got the guts to make a contribution of his own; he's the same immature and attention-seeking little spoilsport using this chat thread to talk about his stupid dog that no-one else cares about and he's the same semi-literate fool who was so pleased to find a grammatical error in Klown's opening post but still hasn't found the second one I told him about which shows him up to be the self-important old hypocrite that he is.
I've just had a brilliant idea! Whoever goes next should introduce a scoutmaster and boy scout into the storyline.
Hahaha.....how I intimidate you Peeper! Like a puppet on a string! Perhaps we should do a story about Popo the Puppet.
Go right ahead Moffie, just start your own thread.
Yes of course....everybody else is soooooooo childish. But look at post 2 on the thread, posted by Popo Peeper.....an immediate gotcha aimed at Carbuncle.
What a silly, spiteful tit you are Peeper.....always do what you say, even though you are of course exempt from those restrictions.
Very funny, Redneck. Totally cracked me up.
I wonder, would the Emperor have shown mercy to Klownius, had he known that this greatly loved citizen of Rome, was in fact a virgin?
He was neither a dipper ... nor the dippee ...
Think on it ... the Emperor would forever be known as Emperor Pissmintius the Merciful ... and be loved by the people ... celebrated ... second only to their favourite son of Rome, Klownius.
Plum and other contributors to the story, I have a solution. Some may not like my solution but at least take a look here.
... besides, wouldn't a seasoned dippee veteran like Moffius be better suited to Ronnie Coleman?
The crowd would most certainly have cheered Ronnie on, as Moffius wasn't really liked much ... especially as he loved talking about his top of the line sports chariot that everyone knew he didn't own.
Klown, you're welcome to resurrect that story on Ruckers Stress Ball.
We can have that historical fiction story running together with Plum's sci-fi story.
The entire Historical Fiction thread (my opener and the follow-up chapters by bluebok and Plum) has been posted there and you're free to continue.
So much of complicate haha
Seems like nobody will follow my part on Stress Ball Volume 2.
I felt like I opened it up quite nicely. Lots of places for the story to go.
Moz, cumon man, it'd b e cool if you gave us a page or two.
If nobody has added anything by this afternoon then I shall have to visit my shed and emerge with some inspiration.
Catch up -
Bilzerian: Commands a reverse engineered and top secret craft.
Riley: Second in command and ships technical officer.
Ben: Medical officer and psy-ops veteran.
Farm girl: Yet to be named. Has shocked the craft's crew by seemingly being familiar with the ship's AI network. Something R&D nor any crew were ever able to do after copy and pasting the ship's design from a craft discovered more than fifty years ago.
Farm girl's neighbour: Still shitting himself behind the barn since he believed the holographic projections of alien creatures to be real.
Only me then.
Ok, the girl now has a name...Rawiri. Sounds like an indian car manufacturer but there you go.
Geez, sci-fi is a tad difficult.
Sorry if I left you in the lurch there Plum but I'm a lot less inclined to take part in this collaborative story when a drunken, stupid, illiterate and cowardly old fool jumps into the main story and starts whining about people's grammar and spelling . . . especially when it's the same doddering old fool who's given us words like "teath", "stipid" and "kanipshins".
Dos right! By the way could you explain in a new story how a nose could be cowardly....it's a fascinating concept!
No worries lads.
I shall carry the torch until y'all calm down.
This was the last contribution from Peepus Minimus:
'Our story begins in the Year 5 BC in the city of Rome.
Not far from the Colosseum on a back street just off the main road is a tavern called the Forum Ruckussium owned by an old drunkard named Moffius. The tavern serves as a front to an illegal trafficking business run by Moffius where slaves known as Servile Gimps (Gimpus Servilae) are smuggled into the Colosseum by crooked guards to service those gladiators who have a preference for the company of men. Trafficking of Gimps is a surprisingly good source of income for Moffius, certainly enough to keep him inebriated all day every day and Moffius has one particular client - a gladiator named Klownius - who has an almost insatiable appetite for the services of the Servile Gimps
A few notes. The Colosseum never existed in BC 5.
' The Colosseum is situated just east of the Roman Forum. Construction began under the emperor Vespasian in AD 72 and was completed in AD 80 under his successor.'
Servile Gimps (Gimpus Sirvilae) .....hahaha......Gimpus is singular.......Gimpi is the plural corresponding to Gimpus.
Serves as a 'front to' .......'front for' is the correct terminology.
Is this the worst bit of historical fiction ever........and imagine, I have to correct Peeper's grammar.....even when he is 'using' Latin.
Feel free to correct my grammar Moz.
Feel even more free to get involved.
Cumon, I need help haha
And Peeper needs history and Latin lessons.....look Ploom, nice idea actually. But you have one poster who started the whole thing as a put down to other posters. That set an unfortunate tone, and I guarantee you it will continue. So sorry...no can do.
Hence the new rules
Which I think he'll stick to.
What Moffie is really saying is that he doesn't have the originality, the creativity or the minimum literacy requirements to make a significant contribution to the Stress Ball story.
Haaaaaaahaha I wouldn't belittle you Peepie Minimus, you are small enough already.