It's been a very long time since I watched the Proteas play, as I never did have much interest in cricket, but I have been hearing a lot of people talk smack about this team lately. Is this the worst the Proteas have ever been? I remember there used to be some great talent and good all-rounders. Big names. This clown show seems to be worse than the Boks! Can someone give me a run down of the decline? 

Doos just fuck off and stick to knitting

You know fuck all about cricket and even less about rugby

Did you wake up with your face in the urinal again Saffex? Alcohol abuse is a dark path to lose oneself in; don't give up!

Back to cricket.   In the present test another hero of Mozart - Klaasen played.   As expected he flopped and scored only 2 runs.   Erwee and Elgar failed again and the situation is sick beyond imagination.

I believe that idiotic fools like l'Grande Merde (the Greatest Shit) should not post anything on site - whether it is on rugby or cricket issues.  H in particular is shown idiocy in every pst he ever posted - whether it is under his name or the endless number if user names he used in the past.  Best to ignore the idiot .         

Michael, you sound drunk. 

Doos XL, I'm surprised that you're haven't as yet received and answer to your question, I could oblige but listen it's probably best if your bumchum Piles our resident Neurologist come schoolboy opening bowler and batsman and/or our resident coach and wicket keeper Plumchum does the honours, one might be forgiven for thinking that they have the necessary credentials.

A head nudge up the you know where might do the trick.

Good luck with that.

"Doos XL, I'm surprised that you're haven't as yet received and answer to your question, I could oblige but listen it's probably best if your bumchum Piles our resident Neurologist come schoolboy opening bowler and batsman and/or our resident coach and wicket keeper Plumchum does the honours, one might be forgiven for thinking that they have the necessary credentials.

A head nudge up the you know where might do the trick.

Basically the entire top 6 needs to be replaced. I think they’re averaging under 280 in the 1st innings over the last 3 years(this is off the top of my head but it feels like somewhere between 250-300).

There’s no problem with the bowling but at this point i’d play Markram instead of Maharaj…so that we bat further down and because i don’t see much difference between their bowling threat.

Why is it that the most vulgar people also happen to be illiterate and post useless content? They also, as it is here, seem to have an anal fetish. 

As I suspected...red box is overall average. 

and an article from not too long ago...

"First and foremost, the bare facts. South Africa have now scored 151, 179, 118, 169, 152, 99, and 189 in consecutive innings – in other words, they have failed to reach 200 seven times in a row. Their batting average in the year (23) is better than only Bangladesh’s 22.42. It paints a dismal picture – until one sees the other side of the story."

Doos XL, I feel your angst, honest I do, the response from our resident Neurologist and superstar schoolboy batsman and bowler is, well, shall we say not forthcoming. I can only assume he's done the deep dive and left you his Bumchum high and dry. Eina! 

About Buttplug, did you notice he unashamedly plagiarized Dave's post of dropping the top six and making Markram captain as a solution? Everything else he's posted is common knowledge. Don't take him seriously, he's a Pie Job.....by that I mean everytime he gets on his soap box he hits the turf face first.

If you don't ask you don't get.

Ask again.

Ah old Dentsie.

Markram for captain is a horrendous idea.

I fear that some of the dents in your head have left you with issues boet.

I was calling for the top six to be changed quite a while ago…remember the Reeza post?

Go on, repost it for us.

What a clown.