Boks to resume midweek games

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May 03, 2020, 13:43

You have to just love Rassie and his thinking - this is both brilliant and perfect

SA Rugby director of rugby Rassie Erasmus is reportedly keen to see an extended Springbok squad play midweek games before their Tests this year.

According to Sunday newspaper Rapport, Erasmus is looking to build greater depth in the Springbok squad as part of SA Rugby’s post-2019 World cup strategy.

As part of this plan, the Springboks could play up to five midweek games this year – when Test rugby does resume following the break in the season due to the Covid-19 pandemic.

The report states that their could be between 45 and 50 players in the Springbok squad for the Rugby Championship matches in Australia and New Zealand – in order to allow for midweek matches in Australasia. Erasmus also hopes to have the go-ahead to have a Springbok ‘A’ side play on Friday nights during the team’s European tour at the end of the year.

May 04, 2020, 01:54

The Boks were at their best previously when there was healthy competition from mid-week teams.

The dirt trackers kept the test team on their toes.

Big ups to Rassie for wanting to bring this back.

Its an expensive excercise, having a touring party of 50 plus.... but if we can afford it, then its the best idea i'ver heard since the announcement that Rassie was going to become Bok coach.

Hey fatboy slim, mind sending me the URL where you read this?

May 04, 2020, 10:03

Found it on Facebook where I get all my rugby links

May 04, 2020, 11:14

can you send me the link to the article?

May 04, 2020, 11:21

My squad of 50:

15. Willie / Gelant / Fassie / Willemse

14/11. Nkosi / Mapimpi / Kolbe / Duhan vd Merwe

13/12. Jessie Kriel / Am / JVR/ Esterhuizen / de Allende / Serfontein/ Vorster / Kobus v Wyk

10. Pollard / Jantjies / Bosch

9. Faf / Reinach / Jantjies

1/3. Kitshoff / Pierre Schoeman/ Ox Nche / Thomas du Toit/ Wilco Louw/ Malherbe / Nyakane/ Marcel vd Merwe

2. Marx / Aker vd Merwe / Mbonambi/ Dweba

4/5. Etzebeth/ Lood / PSDT/ RG Snyman/ Jenkins / Ruan Botha

6/7/8. Kolisi / Jaco Kriel/ Kwagga / Jacques du Plessis / JL du Preez/ Ackerman / Dan du Preez/ Marcel Coetzee / Notshe / Jaco Coetzee

May 04, 2020, 11:33

Chip chip

It’s linked to

May 04, 2020, 13:55

thanks fats.

May 04, 2020, 14:09

Fuck off black man!!!

May 04, 2020, 15:28


that escalated quickly.

Calling me a black man is like me calling you a fat, bald man.

So i guess I'm cool with it.

May 04, 2020, 16:07

Exactly black man!! Suck it up

May 04, 2020, 17:17

You keep calling me black man like i am supposed to get upset?

I'm at ease with what / who I am.

When you come to terms with who and what you are... you won't get so upset when I call you  an  abandoned, fat, short, bald cunt

May 04, 2020, 19:50

Oooooo look, a list.

May 04, 2020, 20:36

You keep calling me fat you ignorant black cunt so as I said suck it up

The fact that you keep bringing it up means it’s hit a spot

Do you feel a little oppressed? Just asking

May 04, 2020, 20:36

Shezza fuck off you stupid girl

May 04, 2020, 20:40


what do i keep bringing up?

Did your wife leave you again?

IS it because you're too fat for her?

Is it because you'vr gone bald?

Is it because you;ve used up all your doll money on another sheep shaped blow up doll?

Is it because you have mommy issues?

Is it maybe because your mum enjoys my big Nigerian wad more than your pale pencil?

Is it maybe because she doesn't like the lists that you post?

May 04, 2020, 20:58

Quarantine getting to you, slim?

May 04, 2020, 22:08

Chip chip you seem a little touched

Did I hit an oppressed nerve?

Poor little black boy!!!

May I suggest you wipe that CHIP off your slanted shoulder

I now get the reason for Chippo

I feel your pain

May 04, 2020, 22:46


I still dont know if i am supposed to be upset with you calling me black?

Is it meant to be an insult of sorts?

I called you fat and bald. That was meant to be funny... which evidently it is because most of this board calls you just that....


If you want my come back, best you go and ask your mum for it.

May 04, 2020, 23:29

Black boy you need to move on from your pathetic repetitive last sentence

Are you too fucking stupid to work out that you have long overused it

Wake the fuck up black twat

May 05, 2020, 00:51

I may be black, but at least my kids know who their real father is."

"Wake the fuck up black twat" - Funny, you're not the first person in your family to echo those words.... except your mum sound a lot sexier when she says it on her knees.

May 05, 2020, 01:19

You seem a little obsessed with mothers

Is it a black thing wanting to fuck grannies?

Your little bastard kids must be sooooo proud

I take it they are motherless?

May 05, 2020, 11:23

No Saffex, it isnt a black thing.

Its a mutually, loving relationship.

Its funny that you mention motherless.

Your mum reckons that she hates you so much that she wants to disown you. She said you're fat, ugly, bald, insecure and useless.

She's a lovely lady.

I'm trying to explain to her... while she is going down on me of course... that its important that she gives you love.

You should be grateful for all of my efforts Saffex, else you'd be wifeless and motherless.

May 05, 2020, 11:33

Classy thread. Keep it up guys and outsiders will be beating the door down to join this forum.

May 05, 2020, 13:53

Thanks Rooinek.

Its the most excitement I've had since his mum left from me to go wipe her babies bum cos he couldnt reach his sphincter.

It's kinda boring without the fat toad replying to me.

May 05, 2020, 14:10

Each to their own granny fucker

May 05, 2020, 15:46

Say Hi to Granny fat boy...

Look... she's even wearing BLACK!

May 05, 2020, 20:27

I would have taken a doos like you having a fat granny preference - sign of prosperity and all that?

May 05, 2020, 21:41

Well your mum promised to put out more than anyone else... and shes a lady of her word...

so i stuck with her.

Funny.... your mum uses the word "doos" a lot too.

Mostly when she refers to her fat, bald and insecure son.

May 05, 2020, 21:52

So you black boys don’t prefer fat grannies then?

May 05, 2020, 22:39

ah to be honest Saf, as long as they can handle a black mumba, I'm not too fussy.

Your mum does a superb job... so I wont be looking elsewhere anytime soon.

Handling a cock of a son has put her in good stead.

May 05, 2020, 22:51

It’s not Saf its fat and bald you ignorant prick

May 06, 2020, 00:33

Glad you know your name now.

You can move on and go and play at the convenience store up your road.

Remember, mum said you can only buy 10 choccies at once.

...Unlike her.... you need more than 1 chocolate log in your mouth in a day.

May 06, 2020, 01:18

Well done black boy - insightful stuff

May 06, 2020, 01:45

Are you done yet?

This is the longest you've ever let me fuck with you for.

Your mum doesn't even last this long.

So resilient!

May 06, 2020, 09:02

I guess if you had given up you’d still be lying under a rock?

May 06, 2020, 09:33

Chippo is black?

Chippo, I don't think i 've ever met a black dude was into rugby that didn't attend a big rugby school.

And I'm gonna guess it was in JHB and I doubt it was one of the Afrikaans ones.

Tell me if it's on this list...St John's, KES, Jeppe, St Stithians or Parktown? 

You also seem to know your way around and enjoy cricket. 

KES, perhaps?

I known I'm wrong but guessing is fun :D

May 06, 2020, 10:50


Nope, never attended any big name school.

I went to a government former model C school. Yes in joburg.

But now it looks like I'm the teacher and Saffex is being schooled.

The irony.

May 06, 2020, 15:17

Chip chip I have more chance being taught by a monkey

Is there any irony in that?

May 06, 2020, 16:02

Mikes mistakes on this board can be put down to old age, Dave's mistakes can only be justified by poor character...

May 06, 2020, 16:12

Shezza... 100%

Poor in character, health and wealth.

Even his poor mum can't help him anymore.

Dave is just a loser.

I may be black, but at least I'm not Dave... fat, lazy, insecure, bald, motherless.

Even the doll won't support him anymore.

Dave, the only reason a monkey would be able to teach you is because nobody else would want to teach you.

My dog needed to lose some weight recently, so I put a picture of Saffex next to his bowl in the evenings.

Now he chooses to only eat the food we put out in the morning.

May 06, 2020, 16:24

Not sure about wealth, he was a lawyer which would explain the poor character part. 

May 06, 2020, 16:27


he may be. lawyer by trade..... but that doesnt mean people use him.

I know a few (white) lawyers who can't afford rent.

Before the internet, people had to walk miles just to call Dave a cunt.

May 06, 2020, 16:31

Chip...was school fun? Some model C schools are better than most big name private schools. A perfect example of government and the community taking hands for the betterment of all...maybe we should invest in Model C power-plants to assist Eskom?

May 06, 2020, 17:34

Awe Shezza you little bitch are you feeling left out?

Chip chip - how old are you? It’s a serious question

All your little references are really childish

May 06, 2020, 20:15

Saffex, all that matters is that I'm old enough for your mum. may be "bigger" than me, but that's just because you eat too many pies.

Db... school was brilliant. It was good enough for me to become a software engineer for one of the worlds top agencies... so model C must have been pretty alright.

I really believe that it has more to do with a persons attitude than the place at which they get their education.

...take Saffex for example...

May 06, 2020, 20:56

Attitude helps yes.

May 07, 2020, 00:34

Left out? All I've got to do is offer you out for a fight and have you flaking for a fourth time.

May 07, 2020, 08:37

... and there I was thinking that I'm the only one who dislikes this foul mouthed bullshitter.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaa!! Another lengthy lists of chumps hits the board ... and oh my goodness ... I don't see Elton Jantjies mentioned anywhere.

How come, Dumb Fuck??

May 07, 2020, 09:39

Oooh look Boshoff is back

Shezza I don’t hit girls you are safe

May 07, 2020, 10:06

Perhaps Shezza should be afraid ... very afraid ... I mean with you hitting the weights for 2 and half hours, 6 days a week.

He can be thankful you hurt your wrist.

May 07, 2020, 15:23

My wrist is all good been back on it since Monday

Hey Cunt here is a serious question

Do you think that one single person on this message board likes you?

May 07, 2020, 18:09

I like him.

May 07, 2020, 18:12

I like him.

And he isn't racist.

I must say Saffex, you overstepped by some margin on this thread.

Lucky Chippo is a good gent and took it like a sport.

I must say, he handed you a few good body blows with his comebacks.

May 07, 2020, 19:35

I think Dave and Chipo's fued isn't all that serious. Chip is a good sport and can take a punch...and Dave has no glass jaw either...and neither of them are saints.

May 07, 2020, 19:41

Spot on Db

The only glass item on Dave is his dildo.

I actually like Dave and his mum.

Our feuds are light hearted and enjoyable.

Every circle of friends needs a Dave.

It makes braais and bush breaks so much more enjoyable.

May 07, 2020, 19:41

Jarhead who the fuck are you and who asked you?

If you think his trailer trash shit about shagging my mother is up there then you are just as big a cunt as he is

Now fuck off

May 07, 2020, 19:43

Dave...... DAVE....

Don’t be so hostile David.

Do you hear me???

Jarhead is perfectly entitled to his opinion.

You should know better than anyone else that even runts and shrimp deserve to be heard.

May 07, 2020, 23:41

So you say, instead you offer strangers to meet on the internet. 

His wrist injury wasn't from weight lifting, it's from the excessive self-fisting he revels in. Maybe that's what he means when he asks people for a punch up. 

I imagine he looks a little like this.
Norman Summerton (norm957) on Pinterest

May 08, 2020, 00:14

Shez, you give him too much credit.

His mom showed me a recent photo of him with his brother at their Xmas lunch.

Dave is the balder one...

May 08, 2020, 00:26

"Cheezer I don't hit (on) girls. You're safe"


May 08, 2020, 00:48

Shezza do you have a dick?

May 08, 2020, 12:17

Saffex, it sounds like you're making a proposition?

May 08, 2020, 13:13

Chip chip - ‘proposition’ that’s a big English word for you - did you google the meaning?

May 08, 2020, 13:52

Saffex, You have a point...

I'm only used to hearing "oh", and "faster" and "harder" out of your dear mum's mouth. Not the most sophisticated words.

Now that she's headed back north to support her fat, lazy, bald and insecure son, I've decided to start using big words again.

"Proposition" is a word that I had to learn very quickly when I met your mum. It was used in almost every sentence.

May 08, 2020, 16:13

How old are you chip chip

May 08, 2020, 17:14

You interviewing me to see if I’m good enough for your mum?

Or for your own personal satisfaction?

According to your lovely mum, the only number that matters to her is 69.

So far as you’re concerned, I’m 10.

May 08, 2020, 18:15

Yes, I am a male.

No, I won't let you see it. 

May 08, 2020, 19:30

Chip chip you are one childish prick

May 08, 2020, 21:25

Oh stop fantasizing you swollen, confused, bald bastard bitch.

Mum says you fantasize over me more than she does.

Is she right?

May 09, 2020, 01:27

Chip chip you are one childish prick

May 10, 2020, 00:25

Hi Saffex

Sorry I took so long to get back to you. I was just helping your mum out.

Nothing childish about my prick. Just ask yer dear ol lady.

Your mum asked me to tell you that you can fetch her at the Burger King off the A1214.


She's cold cos she left her knickers in my car.

May 10, 2020, 15:20

Sooooo fucking childish chip chip

But please don’t let that stop you

May 10, 2020, 16:52


The only thing that stops me is when you walk in on us.

May 10, 2020, 17:23

This argument started of with some intrigue but has since become very repetitive. A new set of insults should be prepared to keep it alive, otherwise, allow this thread to fade away into oblivion.

May 10, 2020, 17:47

Dave has a lack of imagination for insults, ask him to make you a list of underage rugby players and he'll come back at lightning speed. 

May 10, 2020, 17:48

Chip chip is too fucking stupid to come up with anything different

He gets off on banging grannies - so let’s not stop him

There is no entertainment element, just an ignorant twat who keeps exposing his immaturity

Chip chip please carry on

May 10, 2020, 17:51

Shezza what exactly have you contributed on this site on a rugby level. I don’t recall ever reading anything significant from you.

Who the fuck are you? This is a rugby board, it’s really not the place for girls

May 10, 2020, 18:03

Make me a list of sosatie recipes, slim.  

May 10, 2020, 18:45

Answer the question you little bitch

May 10, 2020, 20:21

Dave, many moons ago, when I googled your name, I got quite a few photos of you on Google.

Nowdays, when i perform the same search, i don't get any.

Any particular reason?

Did Google block photos of you under the "safe search" tab?

But don't worry. Your mom is keeping the Searle family name flying high on Google. I won't mention any names. She's asked to be disassociated from that surname, no small thanks to you.

May 10, 2020, 22:49

Keep going chip chip, your credibility mounts with every post

You seem to have forgotten to include my mom in your last one which is a little disappointing

Revert back please, your standards falling

What is it they say about bushmen?

May 10, 2020, 22:58

All fixed up. I added her in. Sorry about the slip up...

It's kinda cute that both you and yur mum enjoy a good slip up.

Now go back to your living room and finish off your nightly routine...

But first, please answer my question above.

May 10, 2020, 23:09

Oh well done bushman you can comprehend an instruction

Now stick to your formula - onwards and upwards

May 10, 2020, 23:16

You're all fart and no shit.

May 10, 2020, 23:17

And you are dickless

May 11, 2020, 02:05


What’s the difference between black and bushman?

Asking for a friend.

May 11, 2020, 10:59

One eats bubblegum

May 11, 2020, 13:00

ok this is getting stale brother.

Lets wait for another opportunity and we'll pick things up from there.

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