Is the game starting now?
Is the game starting now?
This game has a bit of a banana-peel feel to it for some reason.
Yes, kicking off now.
Yes, it kicks off now. Hollie is reffing, bonus.
Livetv.sx Pakie?
Yo does
Afternoon, colleagues.
Livetv.sx Pakie?
I do rugbystreams.me, MP. SX streams tend to be a few minutes slow. But either will work for visuals.
Mumster hitting some good lines. Willie just about rolls it to Pollard.
Willie...haha he's turning into a right old self sabotager
"Yo does"
wad meant to be "Yo dudes"
Pollard with the turnover penalty as Mumster falls asleep a bit at the breakdown.
Polly with the steal
wad meant to be "Yo dudes"
Keep trying Plummie, you'll have a fully correct sentence soon.
Bulls love jerking around behind the gain line apparently.
I thought you were calling someone a doos.
Moodie does well but then makes the mistake of passing to Willie and it dies.
Geez, pollie with a good contest at ruck time...eat your heart out PSDT
Mumster creates the gap on the inside pass only to drop it. Jeez are we playing in Durban? No one can hold on to the ball.
Nizaam Carr botches a pass and another attack peters out.
Hollie not missing the thing today
I knew she'd have a good game. Was full of energy when she left my place this morning
Now it's Munster's turn to knock on. Lots of errors from both sides.
Willie does need to hand the boots up.
Now all we need is for Pakie to agree...
And then Willie will put in a MOTM performance
Was full of energy when she left my place this morning
Nice to know you fell asleep in front of the telly again and Hollie got some good rest.
Good scrum by the Bulls. They win a penalty and Pollard puts it out in the corner. Good attacking position here . . .
Munster scrum wrecked!!!
Long day ahead?
. . . but Willie fluffs it . . .
Willie needs to go sell pancakes from a street cart or something, man. No way he'll do anything remotely resemblig MOTM. Look, there he knocks the Pollard pass.
Great play but the Bulls and then Polly forces the last pass when he should have hung on
I'm only around for this game. Taking grandchildren to movies. (Poor planning I know)
Steenekamp power...is Wilco on the bench?
I wouldn't buy a pancake from Willie . . . it's probably been dropped twice.
If this game so far had a human name it would be Scrappy McKnockles.
How do Ireland ever pick Pretener ahead of Crowley?
To me, Crowley is miles ahead
I wouldn't buy a pancake from Willie . . . it's probably been dropped twice.
LOL
"I wouldn't buy a pancake from Willie . . . it's probably been dropped twice."
hahahaha
Nah time with the grandchildren is good, Rooi.
Hollie needs to tell them to get their shit together and play some rugby or she'll start handing out cards.
Munster scrum really struggling here . . .
Looked forward from Willie to Moodie but we play on. Some lateral enterprise from the Bulls predictably ends against the touchline. And with a turnover.
Arendse does well to secure Papier's shallow boxie.
Arendse the eagle soaring through the air to collect that one.
...channel my inner Stransky
Hollie teaching the lads about lineouts. So gracious.
Moodie can't gather and then there's a deliberate knock-on. Penalty Munster and they go for the corner.
Big mistake from Moodie and then from Arendse.
Eish now Munster have a nice attacking lineout
Easy try for Munster after they spread it wide. Sean O'Brien is the scorer.
God no Plummie we don't need more Stransky.
Mumster create the numbers beautifully and score out wide. 7-0 after the first quarter, water break.
Munster in at the corner
That move totally confused the Bulls.
The Bulls just haven't clicked at all yet. Aside from that brief flash and the scrums...there's been little to nothing from them
Munster scores...not good defence Bulls. Willie, Willie...
Seems like the Bulls midsummer spell of form was a flash in the pan.
Moodien knocks again
Bulls need a penalty from this scrum...
Munster hold and clear
I can watch Hollie reversing away from a scrum all day.
Moodie juggling eggs today...Bulls not focused enough
Nash is KO
Proper KO
Now Willie knocks out Nash. The man is a menace.
Nash with a clumsy tackle on Willie and he looks like he's out cold.
He's up at least but will definitely go for a HIA.
lol Pakie
Imagine when we get an actually good looking ref
I wonder where Moz is.
He normally watches the Bulls games
Willie just flexed his massive rhomboid.
Another scrum penalty against Munster.
Bulls with another scrum penalty to get them out of trouble
Imagine when we get an actually good looking ref
To a hungry man everything looks like food, Plummie.
Willie knocks on again and then the Bulls give up a penalty.
At last something of a line by the Bulls. Now probably 20 phases of bashing again.
LOL, Willie knocks it again. Kak ball but not impossible.
The Bulls their own worst enemy...what the hell was that pad to Willie!?
And the a penalty and the Bulls are defending back in their own 22 again
Good turnover by Grobbelaar snuffs out the Munster attack.
Grobbies get the turnover.
Willie fluffs it. Great defence Munster. Jean Kleyn also prominent there.
Grobbies makes a steal to get the Bulls out of trouble
Good ball by Willie to Grobbies wide, then the Bulls toss it away again and Mumster counters.
Why why why!?!?!?!?!?
A nice break and then Grobbies fluffs the pass.
Nothing sticking for the Bulls
Papier scores a solo try after some fantastic acceleration. Bulls back in it.
Jiire okes how can our teams be so kak when the Boks are the world champs?
Papier says fuck this shit and takes matters into his own hands, what a solo!
That is fucking nice try!!!
Damn!
Good tackle Elrigh
Or should I ask how can we be world champs if our teams are so kak?
Brilliant by Papier
Papier the form scrumhalf in SA at the moment. Hope Rassie is watching.
"He had to pick up balls with his toes. Now is scoring tries at Loftus"
Im pretty sure if people listen to our commentary they'll think we are a retarded nation
Bulls are back
I think Ruan Nortje could be in some trouble here . . .
Another Mumster player knocked out.
Oh damn is there a card here...Nortje!?
That could be red.
Eish, that's a nasty head on head. Howzit Moz.
The guys stands up though
No, it's yellow thankfully, but will be reviewed.
Yellow and review for red.
Welcome Moz! Did see you arrive.
We all lost about 50 IQ points due the commentary of the Sharks games last night...so excuse us if sound a little slow
Beautiful take by Moodie. Wheelie le Roo gets his cross wrong and it bounces into touch.
Not a bad idea from Willie but KLA just couldn't get there
Good play by Gans and Moodie is in. More like it Bulls.
Why penalty Hollie...and now Nortje in trouble oh no...that's not on purpose though?
Man fuck this, rugby is sissy game now!
Great work by Gans to release Moodie. Mumster knock is punished.
Lovely Gans and Moodie!
They are good when they are dangerous, huh Pakie?
Why penalty Hollie...and now Nortje in trouble oh no...that's not on purpose though?
We do not question Hollie, MP. She is always right.
They are good when they are dangerous, huh Pakie?
Haha, I will even go further and say that when they are dangerous, they do look good, Plummie.
Stokke having a nice game suddenly
Grobbelaar with another turnover. This guy should be the backup for Marx.
I don't know how we'd get through these messy games without our extreme kak praat skills.
Decent kick by Willie.
Damn that almost perfect from Willie
Nice pressure from Stokke!
Papier with a clever kick and Vorster reads it well, timing his tackle and driving Munster back to their tryline.
Who is Stokke?
Another Mumster player down.
Jirre, the Bulls whole game is bashing it up 6 times and then losing the ball.
Half time
14-7
Is Nortje's yellow gonna be upgraded?
I hope not, but this is the URC after all
Livetv.sx is definitely lagging. Ah, well at least I can watch the game. Rugby streams is not working for me today.
"Who is Stokke?"
Vorster, you casual!
Half time?
Doesn't say much for these UK sides that our teams can play barely any rugby and still beat them.
Half time yes, 14-7 to the Bulls.
"We do not question Hollie, MP. She is always right."
Ah, OK not in my eyes though...
"Ah, OK not in my eyes though..."
whooosh
Vorster, you casual!
Pretty sure that comes from the same part of your brain that manufactures Hollie's sleepovers.
Livetv.sx is definitely lagging. Ah, well at least I can watch the game. Rugby streams is not working for me today.
Ja SX not good if you want to join in the live chat. Cycle through their streams, sometimes there is one that is actually on time.
"Pretty sure that comes from the same part of your brain that manufactures Hollie's sleepovers."
That's from the little head, not the big one.
No manufacturing...
Ek swaai net bietjie wors dan kom kuier sy
LOOOOOL.
Fuck, these strings are the best laughs of the week for me.
Willie subbed. No suprise there.
Haha sames
2nd half up
Nortje's yellow stays yellow because the guy stood up
Munster score through Ahern.
Still no word on the review.
Beautiful break by Kendellen and finally one of those Mumster lines gets them over.
Munster strike immediately...who missed that tackle at the start, the Bulls got sliced up.
Looked like Vorster(Stokke)
Yes, it stays yellow. Must have been a close call.
Crowley kicks it to his gran in the stands. 14-12
Stokke with some wooden defense.
Moodie misses but it goes backwards only for Pollard to knock on.
Polly knocks it now, feeling the responsibility to take over from Willie resting heavily.
OMG Moodie fumble, Pollard fumble...
Why is Moodie jumping for that catch anyway, there was nobody on him?
Willie klap nou 'n pannekoekdegie vir die manne as hulle klaar is.
Munster scores...and you can swaai your "worsie" as much as you like, she likes "koekie" lol
Nice idea by Crowley but his droppie sails wide
No man Willie is still on?
Papier in for his second, again he just accelerates away.
Lekker Bulls!
Embrose in for another
Papier scores again. Ignored by Rassie but by no one else on earth.
Happy to see that Nortje didn't receive red.
Commentator said Willie was subbed but obviously not.
Moodie caught the ball...
Felt i have to report that
Mistake Munster and Papier scores again. Well done !
Man these high kicks. Polly kicks from just inside his 22, Moodie catches, ball comes back to Willie just about on the 22. 50/50 ball just to get the ball back to where you just put the 50/50 ball up.
Here comes Cam.
Here come my boys...
Marco and Cam and Wessels all coming on together...
Thats some proper power off the bench
Moodie caught the ball...
Felt i have to report that
As I said last night at the end of the Sharks game, players catching balls is about all we have to report on for our sides. Excepting Papier doing some shit.
Bulls are leaking penalties here . . .
Dammit, Moodie penalised on the steal and Munster have good attacking lineout
Maul defended by the Bulls but they eat another penalty on their line, an another
Mumster pushing but getting very slow ball. But now the space opens and they crash over.
Bulls pay the price for poor discipline and Ahern gets his second. It will be converted, 21-19.
Munster over under the posts
That's two tries on the back of Moodie mistakes now
Harold Vorster is a quality player. I wonder why Rassie hasn't even considered inviting him to a alignment camp?
Oh fuck, another try for Munster...Bulls defence found lacking again.
I've always liked Vorster but he's a bit past it now. Moodie lucky not to concede another try.
LOL, Cam smashing a Mumster dude. One knock away from another try for them though.
Moodie almost fucks up again!!! Jirre guy!!!!
The game has opened up and lots of passing from both teams until Munster are penalised.
Now Cam's offload goes astray. Bulls can't go 5 passes without fucking up.
Lovely Embrose...coercing tackle into a jackal
Munster almost in again...come on Bulls focus man.
Wiese on has Nizam hobbles off
Joooooste!! At last a bit of space comes the dude's way and he's off.
Nizaam Carr is crocked and Cobus Wiese replaces him.
Cheswill Jooste has just come on and scores a brilliant try.
Jooste is FIRE!!!
How easy did he make that look
Holy shit
Who is he on for, Moodie or Arendse?
Jooste is very fast. Nice score!
Jooste can cause havoc here - fresh 19 year old with blistering pace coming on against a fatiguing side. I'd get the ball to him as much as possible.
Smart choice going for posts here
Coetzee is a canny old warrior
Penalty Pollard. 31-19.
Moodie off according to the Supersport match commentary on their site.
Polly slots it
Jooste can cause havoc here - fresh 19 year old with blistering pace coming on against a fatiguing side. I'd get the ball to him as much as possible."
Exactly!
A couple of smashes and then get the ball to him
Nice Pollie.BMT supreme.
Papier will probably snag MOTM again. Would that be 3 games in a row?
Crowley’s a bit flimsy for an international 10, I see sturdier legs in our 80 year old golfing group,
Again the Bulls create an opportunity and a terrible offload from Arendse tanks it.
Now Arendse chucks it forward
Another scrum reset sees Hollie kakking Munster out haha
Crowley’s a bit flimsy for an international 10, I see sturdier legs in our 80 year old golfing group,
Don't hold back, Moz. Haha.
Nice bit of positional play by Crowley
Dave's hero Kriel is on
I would go for Papier for MOTM...and the Munster player number 19, definitely sounds like he is from Nigeria :)
Crowley does a Sexton loop around…such a simple trick which works
Try Munster through O'Connor.
That was a sublime ball by Crowley to put O'Connor through.
O'Connor in as the Bulls midfield defence folds again
5 point game again. Give it to Papier or Jooste.
Poor defense there from the Bools…Munster back in it
Willie is still playing?? So the team will not have fresh Panne Koekies after the game :)
Good old 50/22 by Casey, that's great position for Mumster now.
Casey kicks a 50/22 . . . poor positional play from Willie. Why is he still on?
Another 50/22 to Munster...
They're getting some luck and Bulls need to show some character now
Lineout is an ungodly mess and somehow Mumster gets a penalty out of it.
Oh no, Munster thru and Willie fucks up again on defence.
That banana peel I mentioned at the start is starting to loom large.
Plummie you see Hollie sticking her finger into the air every now and then? That's for me to indicate that I'm still her #1.
Munster op to go for the corner, maul, bulls hold them and the Bulls steal it!!!
Thats the character I was talking about
Willie is still playing?? So the team will not have fresh Panne Koekies after the game :)
Ja net naartjies vir die manne.
Welcome penalty there
Polly to try and make it an 8 pointer. That it be too.
Let's agree that she's my Friday girl and your Saturday girl...Pakie
Polly slots it!
Let's agree that she's my Friday girl and your Saturday girl...Pakie
No.
Pollard does a WC redux
Now Wiese knocks the kickoff...no man!!!
She’s Beatrix’s Friday girl
"Let's agree that she's my Friday girl and your Saturday girl...Pakie
No"
Fine!
Nice Pollard. He is just the absolute go to man for the big moments!
Try Mumster.
Oh fok Wiese...looking at Hollie instead of the ball ;)
Try Munster but they're checking a neck roll
Checking a neck roll.
Oh fok Wiese...looking at Hollie instead of the ball ;)
A real man.
Try stands, this could be a 1 point game now. Nope, Crowley slams the post, 3 pointer.
Crowley missed the conversion...
34-31
Pollard vs Crowley kicks….the match
Zak's mullet not strong enough to get the ball from the ruck.
Oh no the Nigey scores...Bulls defence are just pathetic.
Casey is a typically gobby little scrummie. He hasn't shut up the whole game.
Bulls gonna scrum the shyte of of Munster here...
Willie finds a good 50/22 touch that might just seal this.
There's the siren, there's the mistake and that's the game. Well done Bulls. Enjoy the other games guys.
Willie is damn lucky that kick worked because there was 60 seconds to go and he should have held that
Willie does exactly the right thing
Bulls win.
Bulls win a scrappy one...
Marginally better than the Sharks game last night
34-31
At least Willie does something useful.
Close one Bulls, congrats! And who is seeing Hollie tonight Boys ? ;)
Hollie is with me for a braaitjie.
Plummie is having pannekoek with Willie.
That Munster captain seems a good lad.
Great post match interview
Sorry, I was just on the home with Hollie...she just can't wait...
Hollie and Willie is an easy typo to make, yes.
Well send you a lekker postcard, Pakie
"Hollie is with me for a braaitjie."
Lekker ;)
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I'm in time for a Saturday game. This is a sign of good things for all.