Who has the biggest obsession on this forum?
a) Moffie's obsession about being taller than Dave
b) Alucard/DimSum/DesertFool/GonzoTheGimp's obsession with Patrick Lambie
c) Ou Maaik's obsession with Juan de Jongh/Morne Steyn/Willem Alberts/Victor Matfield
d) Dense's obsession with pleasing his Master
e) Dumb Ass's obsession with Rooinek
f) Rooinek's obsession with Moffie
g) Baboon-ou's obsession with cheating referees
h) Baboon-ou'd obsession with Donald Tr(*)mp
Normally I would have said it's close between b) and d) but just lately it's become e).
Option e) gets my vote.