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Jun 04, 2020, 15:00

I want to extend an olive branch to you.......

One covered in shit!!

Love you baldy

Jun 04, 2020, 17:09


Who's that gay looking oke with the terrible receding hairline?

Jun 04, 2020, 17:11

I heard a while back that a goatee is a mudflap for moffies.

any truth in that David?

Jun 04, 2020, 18:53

Receding hairline my arse

Jun 04, 2020, 19:16

Thanks for clarifying.

For a second, I thought that was your face.

Jun 04, 2020, 19:51

White boys are very handsome!!!

Jun 04, 2020, 19:59


Damn, I would like to buy you two a couple of beers. Would be a hoot!

Jun 04, 2020, 20:36

Dave seems to be more focused on the pork sausage on his plate.

Jun 04, 2020, 20:42

The jawline seems to be lost under a layer of lard.

Jun 04, 2020, 21:18

Chip: "wtf, Who's that gay looking oke with the terrible receding hairline?"

Saffex: "Receding hairline my arse"

Chip: "Thanks for clarifying., For a second, I thought that was your face.

Chip: "I heard a while back that a goatee is a mudflap for moffies. any truth in that David?"

This has to be some of he best dialog and the best replies!

Jun 04, 2020, 21:21

So David, I've analysed that photo closely.

Does that say "Father" in the top left corner?

If so, that would indicate that you got your son to take a screenshot of your contact on his phone.

Have you no shame?

Your mother frowned (well at least thats how it looked from the top) when I showed her this!

Jun 04, 2020, 21:53

Moz you might be right - but it would have been a key eye on a steak

Chip you have lost me for once - I don’t recollect who took it, it’s a good year old

My hair is a lot longer now

Wife cut off 3 inches the other day!!

Chip you would never have had 3 inches of hair in your life?

Jun 05, 2020, 00:59

Oh David

I may not have had 3 inches on my head, but I’ve had 10 in your mum.

Jun 05, 2020, 01:47

What? All 10 cms?

Jun 05, 2020, 09:04

All 10 of about 50!!

Jun 05, 2020, 15:48

10inches out of 50?

Sounds like mum has been sharing one or two of our little secrets!

Jun 05, 2020, 18:06

Chip I’m more than happy to challenge you on most things but I’m not taking a black man on when it comes to dick size!!

I respectfully concede!!

Jun 05, 2020, 18:46


As I said previously.

It takes a real man to acknowledge his short comings.

And you saf are a real man. Albeit a bit fat and bald.

Jun 05, 2020, 18:50

The only thing that is fat and bald is my dick

Jun 05, 2020, 22:37

Yeah. That changes once you hit puberty.

Mum did say that you’re a bit of a late starter.

Jun 05, 2020, 23:01

Chip that needs an upgrade

Jun 06, 2020, 20:28

Aag Saf, Chip seems to be struggling for new material, don't be too harsh on him. Rather tell  us about your upcoming trip to South Africa...that way, we can start planning where and when we are going to buy you some cold lagers....and Chip, forget about the inches and the parties...when are you visiting Cape Town again? 

Jun 06, 2020, 20:44

Draad you lot will be informed the day I book those flights

Jun 07, 2020, 01:29

Db, at this rate i'll be stuck at home for another month or so.

Where do you stay in Cape Town?

I've been to The Bay a few times in the past 3 years. It's my best spot to stay when I visit.

Jun 07, 2020, 12:17

I thought we all agreed a while back not to bring other poster's family into the board arguments? 

Its not so much that I get offended or anything, I just find the "yo momma" jokes boring and unimaginative! 

Still it is refreshing to see some different arguments for a change. To say the discusions about PSDT, DeAllende, Mostert, Meyer, the Steyns, etc etc had gotten fucking exhausting, would be the understatement of the century. 

Jun 07, 2020, 16:30

You aren’t offended..  but you are bored....it’s unimaginative....but then you are refreshed....no longer exhausted.

Tell you what, reading that logic I’m exhausted.

What most agreed was that this kind of rubbish goes on the Trumpet. For myself I don’t give a damn....I have always favored free speech.

Jun 07, 2020, 17:10

Ah as argumentative as always Moz. So first you have a go at me for being exhausted, then refreshed...trying to make me seem all indecisive. 

Then you go on about "this rubbish" going to the Trumpet, and then immediately say you "don't give a damn". Apprently you do give a damn, or else why mention the Trumpet? I may be back and forth, but at least I have company! 

Jun 07, 2020, 17:54

That’s democracy, I don’t give a damn, but it’s ’what most agreed’, so I follow the majority decision. All these strings should be in the Trumpet once they stray beyond a general discussion of posters, that could be applied to rugby.

Jan 04, 2022, 22:41

The Funny Thing Chippo is that I addressed the topic of Jarhead being the "star" of football section,

Then Snapster (of all posters...LOL) wants to extend "An Olive Branch" and to who...could you believe it, CC. 

CC is an interesting poster, not conventional, but basically a lot more cleaner than some...but very funny at times. CC how's your dogs?:D

Jan 04, 2022, 23:41

Sorry seb

Not sure I’m following you here?

What are you saying?

Jan 04, 2022, 23:51

Seb I really want some of that stuff you are smoking

Jan 04, 2022, 23:56

Chips if you are reasonably normal you enjoy disturbances...we are all in a certain way oddities...but it sometimes is fun  in this mundane and lacklustre world of pc and wokeness to poke around with it...out of complete scorn.

Jan 05, 2022, 00:06

That's why guys like you Chips, Beeno , Sansuke, Justwin, Redarse and Mossfart make this resililient forum and Super Supporter died a cancerous death....thanks to "Bedpan"

Jan 05, 2022, 01:03


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