Geriatric old relic can't even remember which section to post on.
". . . spare a thought for the plaintives."
". . . the plaintive will get nothing"
LMAO! Get ready for some plaintive squealing!
Geriatric old relic can't even remember which section to post on.
". . . spare a thought for the plaintives."
". . . the plaintive will get nothing"
LMAO! Get ready for some plaintive squealing!
Waaaaaahahaha! . First to read the string is Lackwit, he takes the bait. Could it be the software seeing the J&J heading, like Lackwit, mistakenly thought this was about Julius. Totally missing the &. Or could I just be teasing Dave?
As for the plaintiffs complaining they individually would have received about R2.5 million….cause for disappointment. The correct spelling is plaintiff Lackwit.
Yes Moffie, I know what the correct spelling is. I copied and pasted your blunders, stupidissimo!
Feeling stupid yet?
LMAO!
But you didn’t indicate any spelling error. Did you? You always use(sic) in these instances, hence the name (sic) I gave you.
So you have two choices either you never knew the correct spelling which seems more likely or you are getting so old and forgetful you never used (sic) in line with your standard practice.
You said it best over the weekend:
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Zebre make the Sharks pay for all the aimless kicking and score. 14-14.
Is this a banana peel I see before me?
………
Yes and in both instances you stepped on the banana peel.
‘’Get ready for some plaintive(sic) squealing” is the peel.
Game, set and match!
I thought it was about JJ haha.
Moffie, I often question whether you could be more pathetic, more defensive or more childish . . . and I'm always surprised.
The complaints begin with another defeat for poor Lackwit. But don’t get discouraged it’s too hilarious…..keeping playing Chauvelin to my Scarlet Pimpernel.
ROFL!
That was the intent Plum….Dave was the target, with Lackwit as a secondary option. The sting in mid season form
Wehe . . . how are the plaintives (sic) doing, you ignorant, poorly-educated old fool?
LMAO!
Waaahahaha…..the (sic) after plaintive is the peal you pathetically ignorant tit. I fed it to you and you missed Sting 2. There is nothing wrong with plaintive squealing. And you totally missed it. This surpasses your time stamp embarrassment.
Was k@k obvious...
Fecking boring thread
Thanks Blob and you don’t think your daily stream of woke posts about Trump aren’t tedious?
So Peeper which handle do you prefer...Peeper, Timestamp, Lackwit, (sic), Chauvelin or the new one, 2xstung. Imagine being stung twice on one string. But let me know about the handle any one fits you perfectly.
ROFL!
Mozart n ancient Europe the locals used idiots to be used to be the eladers to outfox the invade or foreign invaders, The invaders soon dscover th e trick - but ws unnable to find the real community leaders,
Having unlimited idiocy means that Rooinek is wining by a proverbial mile the description of being the site "Village Idiot",
Lol Blo...
Please never say the word boring. The epicentre of boring uttering the word "boring" might actually deconstruct reality and usher in the apocalypse.
Indeed, please post another 10 copied TDS posts for us to day okay.
...take as much copium as you need.
We know it's tough.
". . . the (sic) after plaintive is the peal"
The what?
The "peal"?
LMAO!
First "plaintive" instead of "plaintiff" and now "peal" instead of "peel" . . .and yet the pompous old drunkard is also the self-appointed spelling and grammar nazi on this board. Hmmmm . . . is he qualified for the job I wonder?
No doubt Moffie will claim this latest clanger is yet another of his "stings" and his Servile Gimps will follow telling him how clever he is.
This will be known in future as the "banana peal thread".
LMAO!
Is this like the time you made a big deal about me supposedly using TLDR incorrectly and then embarrassed yourself, RooiTwink?
As I told you before, act less out of spite and anger and that bit of brain that you have left will see an uptick in performance.
ButtPlug, I think we all know what "didn't read" means and seriously, nothing will ever top your embarrassing shrieking and squealing on the legendary evolution thread (https://www.ruckersforum.com/forum/rugby/anti-evolution--/41666) when you got more egg all over your stupid face than anyone in the history of this board.
On the contrary two stings on one thread tops everything Peeper er Timestamp (that was a classic) er (sic) remember your demand for (sic) inside a quotation er Lackwit or the descriptive Chauvelin?
But wait there is more….the banana peal (sic) riposte …..the third sting just to draw you back on here and put on record the 2xstung. You do have this habit of taking the deep dive when you are humiliated and then pretending it never happened.
So now you are 3xstung. Perhaps you better just leave it at that.
ROFL!
Picture Moffie walking along on his zimmer frame . . .
"Say, what's that on the floor? It looks like a banana peal! I wonder what will happen if I stand on iii-whoooops . . . THUMP . . . (silence) . . . nurse . . . NURSE . . . help me up, change my nappy and phone my lawyer! I am going to sue whoever left that banana peal on the floor. He's going to have an angry plaintive on his hands . . ."
LMAO!
The funny thing is you knew it was a sting, you hesitated…..you even tried to cover yourself by predicting it was a sting. But you couldn’t resist, you committed.
And so we have 3XSTNG. There are 3 born every minute!
ROFL!!!
The Banana Peal Thread . . . a keeper!
Damn rite, 3XSTNG.
How childish and pathetic is Moffie?
This childish and pathetic: https://www.ruckersforum.com/forum/combat-sport/who-ll-be-awake-for-the-fight-druscus-doo-plus-eyes-v-strickland/50266/
The resident grammar nazi and spellchecker makes a blunder misspelling plaintiff (not once, but twice) and then slips on a "banana peal" . . . but because he has a Trump-like inability to admit he screwed up, he pretends they were all "stings" . . . in other words, done intentionally to try and catch me out . . . which is why he edited "right" to "rite" and then hides a juvenile little post in the Combat Sport section to try and pretend all his ignorant blunders were done on purpose.
That is how childish and pathetic Moffie is.
Red Neck is at his happiest when Moz is involved:)
Yes, like putting TLDR at the end of a post isn't providing a summary for the reader.
Sad old tit is RooiWank
Congratulations 3xSTNG, you finally avoided a Sting, how many years has that taken. Still you avoided 4xSTNG. I did rather signal that one, don’t expect me to be so generous next time.
Of course you could always behave like a human being and stop insulting your fellow posters. But I’m not holding my breath, an old failure like you is unlikely to see much to be happy about as your body implodes.
"Of course you could always behave like a human being and stop insulting your fellow posters."
Oh I see . . . so you mean like you?
"Dave is an old fat short man….who once hilariously called himself Big Dave."
"Typical Draadtjie…trying to avoid the issue. "
"Sounds like your old man was a mess"
"you are such a weak character"
"There’s pathetic and then there’s Hysteria."
"Every time you open your mouth you expose your rotten self."
"You Dave are a bombastic, fat shortie with a Napoleon complex."
Those insults to your fellow posters are just from the last week or so. I could go back further and find you calling Dense a traitor or ou Maaik a pedophile . . . but I think I've made my point.
So, are you feeling a little bit sheepish now, Moffie . . . you stinking hypocrite . . . or are you going to pretend you haven't slipped on another banana peal?
I could go back further and find you calling Dense a traitor
I was arrested by security branch on two occasions and threatened that I'd never ever work in South Africa.
Going back a while I described 'Spyker' Van Wyk in detail on a previous rugby site, I also spoke about his brother Captain Andries Van Wyk who after the end of Apartheid finished up in a mental institute. It was his brother who threatened me, my late father who'd come to plead for my release was standing right next to Andries Van Wyk.
I haven't checked but there might be some info about them on Wikipedia.......I was reliably told( by an ex Robben Island political prisoner) that they caused the deaths of political prisoners.
Ps. I mention all of the above not for anything but for the reason that I had told Moffie about it when we were friends so it's not like he didn't know when he called me a traitor. And as I've said I'd also mentioned it on a previous site. Moffie is a top bloke as long as one agrees with everything he says but as soon as I crossed that line I discovered that he's just fake.
Not really, Dave insulted me first….I was responding. But Dave and I remain friends. Likewise with Mike. I never start the insults…but if that’s the playing field I respond.
Even so, if the opportunity to resume friendly relations emerges, I will never spurn a gesture of friendship.
Now let’s take you. Maybe 5% of your posts are about rugby, 5% are about something else that catches your fancy,music, soccer, cycling. Ninety percent or more are about how stupid a particular poster is. You relentlessly pursue posters you don’t like.
Even now as Hysteria circles around you trying to attract your attention, I can’t remember anything friendly from you, unless it’s to agree about Plum or some other poster you both don’t like. You just can’t get over your dislike for “Dense”
You are a toxic personality….a South African dinosaur. The kind of old South African that lived to put others in their place, whose joy was to find something off about a fellow traveller. Perhaps it was a colonial thing, a fresh chance to be somebody. Oddly though it was mostly the women, it’s rarer to see a South African man that’s so spiteful.
Let’s try this…why don’t you stop attacking all posters for a month, See if you feel better.
Hmmm . . . so, Moffie, you're basically saying that you don't insult other posters and you're not a stinking hypocrite?
Has there ever been a bigger lie on this board?
I know you are pretty stupid 3XSTNG…..but what part of this is above your pay grade:
‘I never start the insults…but if that’s the playing field I respond.’
Oh . . . so you're sticking with "but he did it first"?
Well Moffie, apart from the fact that that is the response of a child, you didn't say to me "stop insulting your fellow posters (unless they insulted you first)", did you?
No? So why do you give yourself that pass?
You've gone a bit quiet, Moffie.
Come on, speak up. This is not known as the Banana Peal Thread for nothing!
LMAO!
Well let me give you a definitive example. When we started posting on these Boards, you attacked me out of the box with a series of insults…calling me a loser. I responded by simply telling you I wasn’t a loser. You pressed the point. I told you I had been CEO of 2 Fortune 500 companies.
That was too much, you accused me of lying, being a loser, being uneducated. I then told you I had a PhD from a world class business school. More accusations of lying.
And then by some some instrument you found out it was all true, but never once did you admit it, never once did you have the character to apologize. You just shifted to different claims.
That’s your style….attack. My style is to debate and occasionally to provoke. But unlike you and your attacks on Arthur, Devils Advocate, M Power, Plum, Mike, Draad and a host of others..,.I never start with attacks.
Is that enough noise for you? Your history has been one of conflict, trying to make other posters feel bad and dishonesty.
Moffie, stop deflecting and behaving like a weak coward. Do you insult other posters or don't you?
Basically, are you admitting to being a stinking hypocrite or a stinking liar . . . because it's one of the two . . . I suspect both.
You are the deflector here 3xSTNG I have made it crystal clear. But if you are too stupid to understand a simple sentence, ask for help from a friend. You do have one of those don’t you?
ROFL!
Add stinking coward to your list of characteristics then, Moffie.
You are in no position to accuse anyone of throwing insults, as I demonstrated above with a string of insults that you're thrown to your fellow posters over the last week alone. If that's not enough, give me a number. Tell me how many of your insults I have to copy and paste to prove that you are accusing me of something you do yourself . . . in other words, you're a stinking hypocrite.
Deny that and it proves you're a stinking liar.
Do neither and confirm that you're a stinking coward.
Like I said, this is not called the Banana Peal Thread for nothing . . . and you've slipped yet again!
LMAO!
PS Do the right thing and change the title of this thread to "The Banana Peal Thread".
I you don’t throw insults ‘to your fellow’ posters moron….you throw them ‘at your fellow posters’ which is what you do 90% of the time you post.
What an uneducated moron…see, that was a response.
waaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!
"I you don’t throw insults"
Sorry, you're sounding like ou Maaik. Could you ask your nurse or someone nearby to articulate what it is you're trying to say?
Also, can we confirm that you're a coward, a hypocrite and a liar?
You still don’t get that you don’t throw insults ‘to your fellow posters’? Here DA catch this insult? ROFL!
Just another classical example of you butchering the language.
You’re a nasty piece of work 3xSTNG. A liar about my background, a coward because you were too weak to admit your mistake and a hypocrite because you know what you are, the reasons you come on here to post. Only to insult your fellow posters so that you can feel a little better about your miserable life.
Helpful?
Moffie, where on this thread or anywhere else did I deny I insult other posters?
Please just answer the question for once.
I'm not the one getting all sanctimonious and telling other posters not to throw insults while I throw them myself . . . that would be you, you stinking hypocrite.
Oh and for the record, I'd rather be a nasty piece of work than a smug, pompous, stupid, boy-scout-groping, drunken, deceitful 77 year old loser.
Oh dear, there is no hyphen between Boy and Scouts. Do try to avoid these blunders it makes things too easy. As for groping, more your province with your obsession with the male nether region. And as for drunken….also your province with your substance abuse admission.
Game, set and match? I can’t go on indefinitely taking advantage of your ignorance. It feels a bit like bullying.
Make up whatever lies you want to, old man, but none of that changes the fact that you're despised by your own family members.
Now that is what I call a loser!
Oh and if you ever take a single point off me . . . let alone a game or set . . . it'll be the first one.
Go on boys, get this thread to 50 replies. Half century or bust. I contributed one run, the rest is on you.
I'd love to know the ratio to RooiWank's posts of insults and attacks/not insults and attacks.
It must be 8/2.
...a true knob.
Buttplug, it's less than your ratio of Servile Gimp suck-up posts/not Servile Gimp suck-up posts.
A lot less!
You are being generous Plum.
Geez Pakie there you are making singles while I’m hitting boundaries……it’s only 50 overs you know. 3xSTNG is still trying to break his duck.
Hey I'm 12th man, I shouldn't even be batting. Was just showing all the boys stuck on 1 how to hold the bat the right side round and accidentally clipped a single to third man.
A lot of cricket terms come to mind here . . .
Moffie thinks extra cover is a spare adult nappy.
For Moffie, the nervous nineties means his age.
Moffie arranged a game between the boy scouts . . . but he got banned for ball tampering.
For Moffie, a leg slip is when he walks on a banana peal.
If you want to stump Moffie, ask him to integrate x squared.
Moffie's dick is short of a length.
A few more:
STNG thinks a new ball is his latest opportunity.
Turned to leg is his favorite stroke.
The drinks break is what he lives for
STNG’S dick has no lift
If you want to stump STNG, ask him to add 2 and 2.
A leg glance happens when he bounces off his man
Facing STNG most players wear the box on the rear.
Deep fine leg ….is where he goes with a leg he likes
"The drinks break is what he lives for"
That would have been one of the funnier ones . . . if cricket had a drinks break. Cricket has Lunch and Tea.
Moffie following on . . .
Of course cricket has a drinks break are you losing it you stupid old coot, it happens after an hour in the session.
‘In cricket, "drinks breaks" are short, scheduled intervals during a match, typically lasting a few minutes’
Maybe in the over 70s league . . .
Oh dear we really have exposed remarkable ignorance here. Every cricket test match has drinks breaks. This from AI:
‘Yes, every cricket Test match typically includes scheduled drinks breaks, in addition to lunch and tea breaks, to ensure player hydration and recovery throughout the long, multi-day format’
Chat GPT:
Give up man, this is brutal for you.
Moffie's true nature exposed after some light hearted ribbing . . .
ChatGPT:
Yes, Test matches in cricket typically have drinks breaks in each session. The standard timing is:
Drinks breaks are usually around 3-5 minutes long and allow players to rehydrate, especially in warmer climates. However, if the weather is very cool, umpires may decide to skip them.
Would you like details on how drinks breaks work in shorter formats like ODIs or T20s?
….
Obviously only a cricket noob wouldn’t know what a drinks break is….ROFL!
LOL, what the hell? We have to consult AI now to confirm the drinks break in cricket? The silly carts bringing out the drinks that became a staple at one point? The dudes with the packs of drinks running on the field?
To quote Sleepy Joe: "C'mon, man!"
Well, when I played at school and club level, we never had a drinks break. We had lunch and we had tea. But then again, I actually played cricket . . .
Sure Drinksbreak you played cricket …..ROFL!
Playing Cricket on a very hot summer,s day with no Drinks Break??
That makes no sense at all.
If Rooi'Wank batted like he performs on here...it's hard to imagine him ever troubling the scorers much.
I bet I can guess the type of cricketer he was.
...the type nobody liked.
Loved my cricket - I miss playing. Stopped at 50
Opened the batting with my son while he was still at school - that was special. He played for school on Saturday and for us on Sunday. There were a handful of us dad and sons in our Sunday club side
Bowled offies as well
Funny thing is - my son is now head of rugby at a private school where Nicky Boje is the head of cricket. He is a big fan of Bogee as he calls him - says he is a good man. They also have an ex Zim fast bowler in their coaching set up
Ryan Strudwick the ex Sharks and London Irish lock and currently the director of sport at Michaelhouse is joining my sons school as the new director of sport in about 2 weeks time
So it’s an all SA affair as heads of sport although Matt, my son only spent his first 18 months in SA but counts himself as a Saffa now
Nice I also played cricket in school and after school I played for Somerset West Cricket Club.
Mainly I was a Batsman and loved batting. I was also a medium pace bowler.
But Batting was my favourite and pretty good at it….My best score in SA was 80 not out. I also loved buying Cricket bats.
I had three, SS Ton Pro, MRF Genius and my favourite bat was the Spartan Chris Gayle Bat.
Heavy meaty Bat, with a sweet spot out of this World….Man when you Hit that Cricket ball hard that sound was just the best :)
Believe it or not but I also played Cricket in Germany for Alster Cricket Club in Hamburg
Most of the guys there was from England, Australia and off Course South Africans….
Man I had a blast :) Especially our Suip sessions….Nicky Boje was a great Cricket player.
When I played for Somerset west, we once had Lance Klusener visiting the club. What a great guy and man he was a very hard hitter….
Real fond memories:)
In SA while I was studying at Rhodes University I played in the local farmers league for the mighty Salem club
Boy we had some characters in our side - it was an absolute blast. We used to play in the blistering heat, braai after the game, sink many beers and drive home pissed some 20km away.
I played first team cricket at school for 3 years and don’t recall a single innings I played or ever reaching 50. I never bowled at school despite the stupid coach telling the spin bowlers in the team to follow my action. I remember loving my Dunken Fernley Magnum bat - it was thick and heavy
My cricket developed after school. Made my first 100 playing for Salem. In one of my seasons playing here in England, for Copdock cricket club, I had a real purple patch with the bat averaging well over 50 for the year
I had the reputation of smashing the ball but knew within myself that I always liked to build and innings till I got to 20 then take the odd more chances. I used to always count every run I made - never relied on the scoreboard
I used to love bowling offies, sometimes you would get some real good purchase and the ball would really turn. Bowling to a left hander was the best - pitch it on middle and see it pass the edge of the bat. I used to bowl an arm ball - and really let it rip but most times it would end up being a pretty shit long hop as I’d try so hard to bowl it as fast as possible
When we had net sessions I always bowled seam up and could build up a nice bit of pace - never bothered bowling spin in the nets as I fancied myself as a quick.
I do miss playing - golf it is now - another great game - the greatest leveller
44,978 posts
In a classic case a Federal judge rejected a multi billion dollar offer to settle the baby powder case. The plaintiffs voted for J&J’s offer 88% to 12% who rejected.
This very dubious case based on stats the company calls wrong (and I believe them this was weaponized statistics), has gone on for years. How much damage has it caused in inhibiting the company from pushing the frontiers of medicine. For those who don’t know it’s the baby powder causes cancer claim.
So now the company will fight each case and win, the plaintive will get nothing and the judge will become famous or notorious, which was probably the objective.
America celebrates its legal system, but judges are just human beings…..\spare a thought for the plaintives. These are all people who have suffered from cancer, caused by baby powder or not. Here they had a chance for a little money to make their lives better, and this man chooses to give them a lottery ticket with a low probability of getting anything. How many plans were crushed by this decision.