Stormers vs Edinburgh URC 2026

Forum » Rugby » Stormers vs Edinburgh URC 2026

Mar 28, 2026, 19:03

.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:05

Sacha with a nice kick and catch. Worry Gelant boots attacking ball away.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:06

Willemse gets run over again, it's happened a number of times in recent games. Now he loses his footing and slips into touch, Ed has a lineout 5.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:06

Haha addicted

Mar 28, 2026, 19:07

Have you tried those mega spicy Big Corn Bites?


They are seriously spicy. I'm sitting here with hiccups

Mar 28, 2026, 19:07

Mchunu cops a yellow for interfering with the scrummie.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:07

MCHUNU gets a yellow lol

Mar 28, 2026, 19:08

Nah I don't do spicy, I'll have to put a towel on my head for the sweat if I eat that shit.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:08

Stompies stuff the Edinburgh maul

Mar 28, 2026, 19:08

Hollie is the only spicy thing I love.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:09

That was incredibly dumb by Mchunu.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:09

Ref forgets the last of the three scrum commands and blows his whistle instead.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:10

Is see Willemse is on the wing to make space for Gelant at 15


Makes total sense :/

Mar 28, 2026, 19:10

Ja it's genius.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:10

Sacha missed touch with the penalty

Mar 28, 2026, 19:11

Roos needs a good game, been ages since he stood out

Mar 28, 2026, 19:13

Sacha shanks a penalty badly

Mar 28, 2026, 19:13

Sacha kicks that like the ball had teeth.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:14

Haha how does nobody go for that high one from Sacha???

Mar 28, 2026, 19:14

Sacha boots one of those grubbers we hate into the feet of the defense. So far the Stormers just kicking the shit out of the ball.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:15

Ungerer blows the tap and it's an Ed scrum instead of a Stompie penalty.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:15

Who is Sacha's kicking coach?

Mar 28, 2026, 19:16

hahah excellent quick tap there

Mar 28, 2026, 19:16

I have a feeling this is going to be one of thooooooose games...

Mar 28, 2026, 19:17

Ima smoke an joint BRB

Mar 28, 2026, 19:17

Oh no the Stormers!

Mar 28, 2026, 19:18

Sacha misses again.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:19

Ed almost gets in with a bit of soccer action. Stormers don't look like they want to do much other than kick.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:20

Ed scrum creaking and Stormers get another penalty.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:22

Still


0-0



Mar 28, 2026, 19:24

Oh no, bad mistake for Edinburgh

Mar 28, 2026, 19:24

Ed smashes the Stormers maul.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:24

Why does the ref tell them that they've carried it back in it's not his job to tell them

Mar 28, 2026, 19:25

I probably won't watch beyond 40 if this continues. Just fucking kicking and more kicking.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:25

Stompies totally blowing that chance

Mar 28, 2026, 19:26

Another ref that allows all the players to yap at him.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:26

This is the same team that the Lions blew off the park last week

Mar 28, 2026, 19:27

Finally some action and Roos is over.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:27

Nice Roos


A proper 12's try

Mar 28, 2026, 19:28

Roos hardly breaks a hole when he is carrying...

Mar 28, 2026, 19:29

Grey won't breathe properly for about 30 minutes

Mar 28, 2026, 19:29

Kickety kick, knockety knock. Riveting.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:30

What's the time between knock ons in this game?


about 3 seconds

Mar 28, 2026, 19:31

Nice blindside attack on the advantage from the Stormers.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:31

Finally Zas and Gelant do something and make break down the touchline


pity the kick wasn't straighter

Mar 28, 2026, 19:31

...he heard me and scores :) nice one Roos.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:32

These ruck caterpillars need to be outlawed.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:34

Nice Sacha taking control with a little positional play

Mar 28, 2026, 19:34

MP you're about 4-5 minutes behind live.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:34

Willemse dancing into Roos.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:36

Roos should just play at 12. He keeps up with play really well


Devilliers breaks through, intercept and Gelant has zero pace...Edinburgh score

Mar 28, 2026, 19:36

Lang intercepts when it looked like a Stormers try and outsprints Worry to the line.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:36

Gelant, our 15, just got gassed by a 12

Mar 28, 2026, 19:39

What a intercept...come on Stormers. Sascha is really kicking a lot of possession away today.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:39

Sacha kicking, kicking and kicking some more.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:40

The Stormers have no interest in doing anything other than putting the ball into the air. What a pathetic way to play the game. Makes me appreciate the Lions even more.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:41

I really don't get the fucking around of Willemse so that Gelant can play.


Drop Gelant! Send him to Japan FFS


...and now they're checking a clear out by Hugo Venter...looks bad...

Mar 28, 2026, 19:42

Phew../ref says it's dynamic


Lucky boy

Mar 28, 2026, 19:43

So far shot eprforance wot hout nany game plan of the Stormwers - the worst performaance by Sach a in years,

Mar 28, 2026, 19:43

I know. I mean, how much better was the lion's game

Mar 28, 2026, 19:45

Dobbo - have a guy in your side that was the form 10 in the test season...an then tell him he may only kick instead of doing the thing he's best at


It actually blows my mind

Mar 28, 2026, 19:46

7-7


and the half is almost over

Mar 28, 2026, 19:47

Turd of a game.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:49

lol the Stormers actually look a bit lost to me

Mar 28, 2026, 19:49

Stormers struggling with finding a rhythm...half time.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:52

No team can find a rhythm if they're just chasing after kicks all game long.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:52

I think my feed is not lagging anymore, Pakie.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:54

Ja true, just to much kicking. Sacha should run more. Let's hope they do in the second half.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:56

The guys in studio very unhappy with that half too

Mar 28, 2026, 19:59

I pity the people watching this live.

Mar 28, 2026, 19:59

2nd half up


Pretty please can we have a better half!

Mar 28, 2026, 20:01

O'Conner cuts them open, Ed just needed a good bounce to score there.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:01

Ridiculous pass dropped by Worry.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:01

And Gelant knocks to start the half

Mar 28, 2026, 20:02

The major saving grace for all our sides is that these UK blokes can't scrum.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:03

Paul Div with the turnover. Dumb bashing from Ed, every breakdown in that sequence they were under pressure.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:04

P Divvy with a crucial steal


If Edinburgh scored there then it was uphill all the way for the Stompies

Mar 28, 2026, 20:05

Jirr, Stompies 9 having a mare

Mar 28, 2026, 20:06

Bradbury fends Willemse, that was soft.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:07

Braindead rugby. Wooden spoon relegation playoff vibes.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:07

Eish, and now Sacha goes deep with the kick and over the dead ball line...


my face is bleeding from this

Mar 28, 2026, 20:08

The Stomers pack isn't paying to badly but geez the backs are clowns today

Mar 28, 2026, 20:09

Stormers in at last with some actual rugby. See what happens when you play, you idiots?

Mar 28, 2026, 20:09

Stompies get a break, some crazy action as Roos secures a dribbler and eventually Zas scores from the quick throw in


thats "better"

Mar 28, 2026, 20:10

"Oh the conditions are hard, we can only kick". Yeah? What was that then?

Mar 28, 2026, 20:11

Ed hits back, Lang creates it. Ref checking for in front of the kick. Yep, in front. That's tight actually.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:12

And Edinburgh may have scored but they are checking...


was he behind the kicker...


nah, he was in front



Mar 28, 2026, 20:13

Sacha misses touch. Quite the shit show.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:14

...and Sacha misses touch with the penalty

Mar 28, 2026, 20:15

Just as the Stormers show some enterprise Worry knocks it.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:15

And Gelant knocks again...


I actually hate him

Mar 28, 2026, 20:15

LOL what is this game? The biggest pile of crap I've seen in a good long time.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:16

And that knock came after he tried some useless kick to the middle of the field and fell over when doing so...


the guy is retarded

Mar 28, 2026, 20:18

Mchunu gets away with a chop tackle right in front of the ref.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:18

Nowwww they blow it.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:19

Mchunu doesn't appear to be the sharpest pencil in the pack.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:20

Satala is a weapon, yet it takes Ed 57 minutes to fucking use him. They get the try.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:21

14-12 Ed

Mar 28, 2026, 20:21

Boan Venter scores


Lol the Stompies might be looking at am embarrassing loss here

Mar 28, 2026, 20:23

I don't even care which of these two braindead outfits win this. It's like the battle of the retards.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:23

Zas showing that guy some Cape Town Kung Fu in the air there

Mar 28, 2026, 20:26

Better from the Stormers, nice inside ball by Worry to release Mchunu.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:26

MCHUNU scores!!!


Lol I love it when props score


Some nice rugby finally

Mar 28, 2026, 20:26

19-14

Mar 28, 2026, 20:30

Stompies with a scrum in the middle of the field


Reset



Mar 28, 2026, 20:32

Way way better from the Stormers


...as Roos scores yet another 12's try


Worry actually did well there

Mar 28, 2026, 20:33

Roos with another 12 try.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:37

Deon Fourie didn't look like he was supporting his weight at any time there but he gets the turnover. Ed again overdoing the slow ball punch and grind.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:38

Jurie brings the fire, yes my boy.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:38

My dinner is here...nice!

Mar 28, 2026, 20:39

Ed playing into contact so much.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:39

Got home in time to see Mchunu's try. Judging by the comments I haven't missed a great game.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:40

Roos getting the public MOTM vote.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:41

Not only have you not missed a great game, you've dodged a bullet Rooi.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:41

For just the second time in the game Ed tries to use their most dangerous player.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:43

Jurie bringing some pace to the Stormers line but no one knows who needs to run the line and they get in each other's way.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:43

I didn't really dodge a bullet. Kids animated movies have become crap. Think I'd rather watch replays of the Sharks game than sit through Hoppers. Oh well, the kids enjoyed it.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:44

Deon Fourie doing Deon Fourie things.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:44

I didn't really dodge a bullet. Kids animated movies have become crap.


Yeah that's not much of an alternative.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:46

And Fourie scores to give the score some respectability.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:47

A few years ago they made Despicable Me (the first one) and that was brilliant. Seems to have gone backwards since then.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:47

LOL, these NH scrums. Useless.


Well done Stormers.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:48

Looks like Roos had a big game. He's MotM.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:50

He was busy, not really impressive but decent. Two well taken tries.

Mar 28, 2026, 20:58

Well done Stormers.

Mar 28, 2026, 21:05

Stompies came good in the end.


And Roos had a game. He needed that.


Hollie says hi, Pakie

Mar 28, 2026, 21:06

Hollie says hi, Pakie


I'll thank her when she gets out of the shower, Plummie.

Mar 28, 2026, 21:14

Hahaha

Mar 28, 2026, 21:17

I suppose the good thing about having Hollie around is that your wives/girlfriends will also be into it ;)

 
You need to Log in to reply.
Back to top