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Apr 12, 2019, 11:49

See what I did there?

Apr 12, 2019, 11:51

Klein Carel aims a nice kick across field, gathered by Nel who is tackled into touch.

Apr 12, 2019, 11:52

And just like that Leyds runs straight through to score.

Apr 12, 2019, 11:53

Conversion good, 7-0 Stormers.

Apr 12, 2019, 11:57

Petersen with a horrible hospital pass to Leyds deep in Stormers territory. Could have been trouble.

Apr 12, 2019, 11:58

Stormers win a scrum penalty.

Apr 12, 2019, 11:59

Sloppy maul from the lineout by the Stormers and the Rebels get the ball.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:01

Sloppy lineout Stormers losing them 20m. Lucky to win a penalty.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:02

Rebels turn over the Stormers ruck. Clearing kick finds Willemse. Klein Carel punches it back into the Rebels 22. Lineout.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:04

Not out again from the Rebels. Willemse counters but kicks it away. This time the Rebels clear well. Lineout halfway.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:04

Another sloppy slapdown by the Stormers in the lineout losing them plenty of ground.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:07

Stormers almost away after kicking through a poor Rebels pass but the ref seems to think they were offside. Rebels for the corner and we have a lineout. Immediately a penalty against the Stormers. Another lineout.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:08

Good defense Stormers, Rebels losing ground.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:09

Big knock Rebels. Willemse gets, passes to DA who boots it downfield. Rebels kick back, Klein Carel returns but straight into touch.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:09

Pretty messy game.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:11

Penalty Rebels, not sure what for as I don't have sound on my feed. DA and Kitschoff got a stern talking to. The Quade slots it, 7-3 Stormers.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:12

Thanks Pakie.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:12

Now Mbnambi wins a kickable penalty to the Stormers.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:13

Cheers Draad. Bit lonely out here but the voices in my head helps.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:13

Klein Carel adds 3, 10-3.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:15

And now the Stormers again gets away off a poor Rebels pass with nothing but air in front of Petersen but ref calls them back.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:16

No idea why. Ball went backwards off Nel's hand with the attempted intercept into Petersen's hands, but apparently it's ruled a knock.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:17

Stormers scrambling defense again drives the Rebels back. Bif pressure now as Leyds fields a kickthrough on the tryline. Stormers have it though.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:17

Klein Carel clears straight to a Rebel, counter is on.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:18

Pakie you perv you forget the Stormers supporters here were anti the homo perversion. Stop smearing the Mighty Stormers oak. 

Your bent heading saw you posting all alone. HAHAHAHA

But I forgive your cringe worthy attempt at humor but please Pakie up your game you don't want to lumped along with loons like rooijackass, shameless ignoramous sharkbokkie or that cretin Crusader Fan who surely must be nearing rock bottom. Bwhahahahaha what a laughing stock these mampara are. 

Apr 12, 2019, 12:18

The Quade with the perfect cross kick and Topou drops it! He just had to catch and score.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:19

Stop preaching and grab a chair, Beeno, for god's sake.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:20

Another 5m lineout for the Rebels.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:22

Great defence Stormers. 

Stormers leading 10-3.

Missing some big guns

Apr 12, 2019, 12:23

Rebels struggling to break the Stormers defense.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:24

Pakie good to see you are actually a Mighty Stormers fan:D

Apr 12, 2019, 12:24

And Kitschoff drops the pass. Looked like he was dreaming of the beach there.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:25

Tough job Beeno.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:26

Shocking high tackle how about a card ref!

Apr 12, 2019, 12:27

Rebels now with some space but slowed down at the ruck. Stormers get it and DA breaks away.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:28

Yeah bit of a naughty hit that but we've seen worse. Klein Carel boots the Stormers back to 30m from the penalty.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:28

Coetzee takes the tackle and drops the ball. He is too upright in contact. Should get some burrowing tips from DA.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:29

It's all about having enough gas. Huge amount of tackles made by Stormers. 

Apr 12, 2019, 12:30

Nice attack Rebels up to the 22 where they lose the ball. Story of the game for both sides.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:30

Nice run and pass by Allende. Hope Dr Moz saw that and of course the awol Organhuffer. 

Apr 12, 2019, 12:31

Not a memorable first half as we wait for the last scrum.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:32

Are the Gay Stompies getting the rub of the green today?

Apr 12, 2019, 12:32

10-3 halftime, Stormers lead. Apart from Leyds' early try neither side has looked serious about crossing the line.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:45

Crazy long pass by Du Plessis leads to Rebels scoe. 10 all

Apr 12, 2019, 12:46

Looks like Mini-Eben Coetzee in some agony over a knee or something.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:46

Pakie..... Beeno beat me to it how very astute of him.

Hoping the Stormers will put on a good show like the Sader boys :)

Apr 12, 2019, 12:47

I missed the Rebels try, tuned back in too late. 10-10 indeed.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:47

Sniff . . . the Gay Stompies don't seem to be getting the rub of the green anymore . . . it's all so unfair . . . boohoohoo . . .


Go Rebels!

Apr 12, 2019, 12:47

Now Cioetzee hurt. Doesn't look good. 

Apr 12, 2019, 12:47

Mike's hope for the future Augustus is on at #8.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:48

Crap pass flinged forward by Klein Carel. Boy needs a spanking.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:48

I thought the homophobic thread heading would attract the tail pipe cleaner how right I was. 

Apr 12, 2019, 12:49

Rebels now starting to test the Stormers out wide.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:49

Jean-Luc du Plessis is useless. Play Willemse at flyhalf and put Leyds at fullback.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:50

The Quade drops it like someone handed him a glass of pure water.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:50

Just tuned in and I see half of the usual Stompie faces missing. Gosh Rassie is serious about the WC.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:51

Can't disagree, Rooi.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:51

And Augustus gets his first try :)

Apr 12, 2019, 12:51

Hiertjy ... netjies Stompies.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:51

And the Stormers score through Augustus after a nice break by Willemse off a beautifully delayed pass by Leyds.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:52

Willemse injects some pace into the backline and Augustus scores.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:53

Hey Cloudy. What did Beeno beat you to?

Apr 12, 2019, 12:53

What a luverley slot between the posts.

Go the Stompies....oh wait I picked the Rebels to win ooops

Apr 12, 2019, 12:53

Great try by the Mighty Stormers. 

Willemse shows great skills and rooijackass goes into morning - the turncoat is supporting the Rebels. What a foul creature the jackass is! 

Apr 12, 2019, 12:54

17-10 Stormers. At least Klein Carel can split the uprights.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:55

I was just about to say I get your heading...beaten by a Beeno buzzer lol

Apr 12, 2019, 12:56

Okay :)

Apr 12, 2019, 12:56

Oh calm down and enjoy the game Beeno.....your stompies are winning....for now :)

Apr 12, 2019, 12:57

And now DA scores a cracker as he slaps off two bothersome Rebels. Leyds again making the crucial play with a break.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:57

SA's best inside center scores.

Stick with Beeno and get it right! :D

Apr 12, 2019, 12:57

Very good Dylan and a good try from die Ellendeling.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:58

I have to step out for a bit lads and lasses. Hold the fort and play nice. 24-10 Stormers.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:59

Dang I picked the Rebels in Rankers. Oh well I don’t think I was the only one.

Apr 12, 2019, 12:59

Leyds on the wing looking good a polished performer. 

Stormers squad depth pretty good. 

Apr 12, 2019, 13:00

Frans Malherbe substituted ....... lolololol

Apr 12, 2019, 13:00

Much better from the Stompies.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:01

Another clanger from Cooper.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:01

Pakie.....huh?? We all rock up to keep you company and you leave:(

Stompies are on a roll ho hum. Beeno is much more relaxed he even cracked a smile.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:02

I also went Rebels on Total Rankers Cloudy. Looks like we're going to lose that one.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:02

The arrival of Rooi and Cloudy brought some good luck for the Stormers...thanks!:D

Apr 12, 2019, 13:02

Hahahahaha the rub of the green goes the Stormers way and they score under the posts. 

Where is rooijackass!!!! :D

Relax Cloudy I am enjoying the game. Hopefully we can win this one with our second stringers. 

Apr 12, 2019, 13:03

Who would have thunk it? 31 points up with just over 20 mins to go.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:04

I’m chilled as a popsicle Beeno nice to see you are too.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:05

The rub of the green.... must be the kiwi ref :)

Everything going the Stompies way. Cool bananas

Apr 12, 2019, 13:06

Malherbe did better in this scrum than Wickus Louw earlier. Kitschof is very good.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:07

Scrum penalty to Stormers. 

Score goes up to 34-10

Ball hits upright and goes in as the rub of the green goes the way of the Mighty Stormers. 

Hahahahaha ha oh my aching sides. 

Apr 12, 2019, 13:10

Great defence Stormers who win relieving penalty. 

Rooitwit's slinks of to his club to have a gay time. 

Another great try but what does TMO SAY. NO he is out

Apr 12, 2019, 13:12

14 minutes left and Rebels need to score 4 times at least. 

Apr 12, 2019, 13:12

Draad....anything I can do to help:)

Shame about that try. The Rebels seem to be shell-shocked the frustration is getting to them.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:15

Genia goes straight through the defence to score under the posts.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:15

Malherbe slips and Rebels kick penalty near Stormers line and go onto score. 


Apr 12, 2019, 13:18

Middle of the day here Cloudy, errands to run unfortunately.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:20

The Quade flattens Willemse without the ball.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:25

Try Rebels off the quick tap.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:26

Allende gets isolated and Rebels score


Apr 12, 2019, 13:27

And we have an intercept from Nel and a final Stormers try. Good anticipation.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:28

Lucky intercept by Rohan Nel (former 7 player).

Apr 12, 2019, 13:28

Well done Stompies.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:28

Conversion good, final score should be 41-24.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:29

You’ve caught the best part Pakie :)

Beeno is smiling like Irish eyes. Don’t forget to thank the ref now won’t you Beens.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:30

Congratulations to the Stormers well played. Rebels up against the Tahs next week now that should be very interesting.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:30

Great try Stormers!!! That's the game oaks Mighty Stormers second stringers win.

41 - 24.

Thanks also to the arch buffoon rooijackass for a very brief but cameo performance! :D

Apr 12, 2019, 13:31

Cloudy doubtless the the ref was a recent kiwi immigrant! :D

Apr 12, 2019, 13:32

Well played Stormers.

@Beeno, you finally have a week in which you can talk positivly about your team.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:35

Yep Chippo they lost games they could just as well won. 

Too many injuries. 

Apr 12, 2019, 13:41

We are all immigrants Beeno....enjoy.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:43

Congrats to the Stompies and I think all the other Ozzie teams should thank the Stormers for this result.

Apr 12, 2019, 13:47

Cloudy i said recent immigrant so he hasn't been quite corrupted yet!! Hahhahahaahahaha. Otherwise he is closely related to honest Justin Marshall!

Apr 12, 2019, 13:51

Who the hell forecasted this win by the Stormers?   \I know I did not - but do not be alone - only 12%  of the participants in Superbru predicted a Stormers win and that is graded as a major upset. The highest score difference in favour of the Stormer was a Stormers win by 12 points,

Hard to believe - but the Stormer defense won the game for them.   The best players on the day was Willemse, Nel, De Allende, Wiese and Van Dyk,  .   

Apr 12, 2019, 13:52

Did the oaks notice poor pakster was shamed into changing the disgraceful thread heading. A reason why rooitwit slunk off in disgust. Bwahahhahahahahahahhahahaha. Will ou rooitwit ever live down his rub of the green blunder. Huge EGG lands on visog!

What an hilarious time we have had!

Apr 12, 2019, 13:55

Yes Mike an upset for sure but rooitwit, as Draad said, brought us the rub of the green or good luck!. Hahahhahahahaahhahahaha crying with laughter smiley

Apr 12, 2019, 14:10

Stompies get it right for change, to confound the experts here and their critics...well done.

Must admit, I too gave them no hope...our teams seem totally unpredictable unlike the NZ sides.

Rather a lottery at times...just hope they can settle down and play more consistently.

Apr 12, 2019, 14:11

I didn't change the thread title. Probably the powers that be, and that's fine. It was just a little stab at the recent discussions here, not meant to have any kind of staying power.

Apr 12, 2019, 14:16

Stompies get it right for change, to confound the experts here and their critics...well done.

Must admit, I too gave them no hope...our teams seem totally unpredictable unlike the NZ sides.

Rather a lottery at times...just hope they can settle down and play more consistently.

Apr 12, 2019, 14:29

Nice deflection Pakie you haven't lost your sidestep! :D

There is at times a thin line between success and failure. Can be the rub of the green. giggle smiley

Apr 12, 2019, 15:01

As always the ever humble Beeno......NOT

You need to rap ED over the knuckles Pakie. Very inconsistent with what’s allowed and what’s not.

Apr 12, 2019, 15:24

Nah, I can understand why Ed wouldn't want a thread title like that showing up in a Google search, Cloudy.

Apr 12, 2019, 15:40

Not the worst that would show up in a google search but then with the amount of time Beeno spends googling, copying and pasting it’s probably a good thing we try to keep him as sane as possible.

Don’t think I’ve ever seen him this happy lol

Apr 12, 2019, 15:52

Cloudy the last thing we want is the forum to be know to be a gathering of Gays! Rooijackass, Sharkbok, Fat Dave etc could give us a very bad name!

Personally methinks ou pakster imagined he had scored a home run joke. Backfired on him but not to worry Pakster you remain a respected poster.

Thanks for the congrats Rooitwit!! Man that must have been hard. hahahahahhahahahaha What a laugh this has all been!:D

Apr 12, 2019, 16:24

LOL, even I have higher standards than to consider that little cheap shot of a title a "home run joke", Beeno.

Apr 12, 2019, 17:04

:D Pakie, I appreciated the title/heading joke and the effort you put into the thread at the start. I couldn't watch and the live scoring isjust too sterile.  I Enjoyed your commentary...not the first time either. Keep at it.

Apr 12, 2019, 18:53

Thanks Draad, glad there's some value in it for someone!

Apr 13, 2019, 05:00

And some of us held the fort while you were gone.....we will thank ourselves for that. But you’re doing a great job subbing for justwin :)

Apr 13, 2019, 07:14

Thank you for holding the fort and for joining in, Cloudy and everyone else :)

Apr 13, 2019, 09:31

Clouds, thanks for chipping in,  I saw that bit of Stormers support there, ...albeit against them pesky Auzies...Thanks:D

Apr 13, 2019, 10:13

Glad to see the Stormers getting up for that one! Just hope the Blues can do the same....just tuned in don’t tell me the score lol

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