Sorry to upset poor ol' Denny ...he reminds of Abie, waiter at the Foresters Arms...who used to recite when we bought him an Old Brown sherry instead of a tip...
"from my head down to my toes, over my teeeths and through de gums...nobody knows- where it goes...through de teeeths and over my gums...watch out kidneys here it comes! " and then he downed it. He also used to sing..."all I want for Christmas is my two front teeeths "...lol 
The irony.......
Yeah...but he was funny...I miss the Capies...unique and funny humour...I loved them...actually beautiful people who could laugh at themselves... Abie onced asked us:
"Wat is jaay...as jhou moeder a hoender en jhou pa a vark is???
Bacon en Eggs !
Does not sound funny to people who don't know their humour but very funny when you understand their wit... You have to have lived in the Cape to understand their simple and apt wit.
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No Longer ... so if you have something on the heart ... post it anywhere you like and we'll chat a spell.
Welcome one and all.
Forries was very much a part of rugby in the Cape...in fact I met dozens of players that played both rugby and cricket there...Doug Hopwood, Eddie Barlow, Peter Whipp,Alan Lamb, Garth Le Roux, Varkie Minnaar, Peter Kirsten, Morne Du Plessis, Steven Bruce...the list is endless...it's probably the same today. A meeting place of Newlands sportsmen...even golfers...Ernie Els.
Forries is unique and a huge part of sport in SA. I hope it's still the same today...sadly I took my missus there a few years back when on a visit but it did not feel the same but guys like Mozart will no doubt remember it back then.
Seb made a mistake its not a lack of a sense of humour its a total lack of any sense of humour! Dense denise is totally frot!
I used to watch Grumpy Old Men. Always liked that show. Then I found this gem of a site. Lekker norse ou ballies that frequent this place.
Guys back then went to the Pig and Whistle.....if they were cool.
but I'm curious, how did you come to that conclusion?
Are you an accountant?
That would not surprise me at all.
Judging by Dense's servile and fawning behaviour on this board, I would have guessed his occupation as a fluffer on a g@y p0rn set.
Does anyone else think the best possible name for a g@y p o r n movie is Lord of the Rings?
"Dense Does Dallas"
"Scary Moffie"
"Oklahomo"
Not sure how this turned into a pissing-for-distance contest about who earns what but for your information, Dense, I know what you do . . . and that's why when you go on an overseas trip you go on a package tour where you are herded from one queue to the next while I pick and choose where I want to go and how long I want to stay there.
Still laughing, chump?
No . . . I didn't think so!
LMAO!
He is in a numbers and management position.
Actually, jokes aside, it would be quite interesting to know what the different posters here do for a living. Although, I think half the gents here are retired.
bluebok, I'm not an author or writer of any sort and unfortunately I'm not retired.
Dense, do you really want me to put your Linked-In details up here?
You really are a grumpy bunch of codgers on here. Still, funny as he'll though.
Haha you being sarcastic Denny?
Nope.
Dammit, knew I was born to be a psychic detective :)
"Hey everyone, guess what? I make more money than Rooinek!"
"Actually, jokes aside, it would be quite interesting to know what the different posters here do for a living."
Rooinek not even close.
AJ I thought you were a pharmacist? So what do you trade....stocks or commodities?
Mainly stocks but have dabbled in commodities as well.
I used to work in sales.
Arthur, what kinda engineer?
Of course the coward Urinal will never reveal his own profession.....my guess an internet advertising salesman.
Electrical/Telecommunications.
Retired, copy-paster and forum cartoonist
In the immortal words from Moon over Parador......you're a 'funny guy' JW.
Of course the coward Urinal will never reveal his own profession.....my guess an internet advertising salesman professional mourner.
Can an atheist be a professional mourner? I guess one that ignorantly uses the term 'rest in peace' can.....LMAOFY!
I have a commercial gas contracting company. Also consult on all things LPG and Methane to the public and private sectors. And I teach.
Manager is my day job for the most part, do some project management when time permits. And I am a part time musician.
bluebok...what instrument do u play?
Not sure what Moffie and his Servile Gimp are babbling about . . . why should the term "Rest in Peace" be the exclusive domain of theists? Why can't someone who is not religious wish peace on a person who has passed away?
Of course it has a religious meaning:
The phrase "Rest In Peace or RIP" is generally understood as a wish for eternal peace for the soul of the departed. The phrase is engraved in tombstones. The origin of this phrase are found in Hebrew in the old testament of the Holy Bible, "Those who walk uprightly enter peace; they find rest as they lie in death."
So according to atheists there is nothing after death......niks, nil, nada.......the concept of nothing resting is hilarious, religious or not. What a plank.
Ironical that the Urinal who accused me of grandstanding when I explained my background.....in response to vicious slurs I might add.....is now saying 'it would be quite interesting to know what the different posters here do for a living". Just another example of how Urinal thinks the rules don't apply to him.
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And all those personal slurs.....fat, drunk, yellow teeth, decrepit, comb-over are undoubtrdly autobiographical by Urinal. So much self loathing....so much failure.
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LMAOFY!
Well, I know that Moffie and his Servile Gimp are both thunderously stupid little people but I'd expect even dribbling half-wits like them to understand the rather simple concept of "anyone else?"
To be fair, RIP has become more of a way of saying something respectful than actually meaning anything religious.
A policeman??
LOL!!!
A mercenary??
WTF.
You guys have the wrong impression of me.
I am highly respected and greatly loved within my community.
I'm involved in buying and shipping product from across the globe into the country ... oh and on the weekends I go looking for coloured folk.
I am agnostic, but I hope there is a God. I have extreme doubts though for the following two reasons. I just cannot wrap my head around why God has made it impossible to prove his existence. Being all powerful, why can't he just reveal himself to every human? Should they then decide not to follow him, by all means punish them. Instead we are expected to believe what is told to us by the Church, which clearly cannot be trusted as history has shown countless times. Based on a book they have "given" to us, which pushes a self serving man made agenda. Secondly, all religions say all other religions are wrong, and seeing as though there is no way to prove any one right, there is no way of knowing for certain which one to follow. Religious choice is based almost entirely on your location and the religion of your parents. I cannot fathom why a fair Christian God, would then condemn a good and honourable Saudi Arabian Muslim child who dies believing in Islam, simply because of geography and the religious choice of his parents which would almost certainly dictate his religious direction. Christianity clearly says that anyone that does not believe that Jesus is the son of God, is condemned to hell. In other words, God creates people knowing full well they will have a certain, incorrect, belief, and that they will die and go to hell, based almost entirely on the country they are born in and the accepted religious norms of that region and their parents. A fair God, creating people children that will go to hell? No thanks.
"The origin of this phrase are (sic) found . . ."
That are very interesting. It are make me check it out on Wikipedia what are say nothing about what Moffie say are the origin.
Wehe . . . the grovelling sychophant quoting not only his Master's ignorance but his laughable grammar as well!
Here's something Wikipedia does say though . . .
"The phrase was not found on tombstones before the eighth century.[9][10] It became ubiquitous on the tombs of Christians in the 18th century,[5] and for High Church Anglicans, as well as Roman Catholics in particular, it was a prayerful request that their soul should find peace in the afterlife.[4] When the phrase became conventional, the absence of a reference to the soul led people to suppose that it was the physical body that was enjoined to lie peacefully in the grave."
I think the case are now finally closed!
LMAO!
What tombs in the 18th century?
What tombs in the 18th century?
Cloudy, I commend u for doing the right thing for your family.
What tombs in the 18 century?
I think the case are now finally closed! Opines the illiterate Rooitwitterbug
Whhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooossssshhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Come on rooitwit admit your mistake!!!!! It will help your personality development from very micro midget to to micro midget
LMAO!
And tell us about those 18th century Christian tombs Urinal.....where were they?
Gosh he's not answering my question....that makes him a low life and a coward according to his own standards. I guess we will just have to remain in ignorance about Christian tombs in the 18th century.......hahaha.
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LMAOFY!
Ah importing from across the globe CC ,so your a drug dealer then ?Is China white really white and does it come from China ?
Denny and Moz, I'm sure Rooi will be back soon enough, feisty as ever. Beans, seriously dude, I think it is pretty obvious that Rooi was taking the p!ss in his post with all the 'are' this and 'are' that. You are making yourself look stupid by not noticing that. In 10 odd years he has never mixed up are and is, and now suddenly he does it four times in one sentence. Come on Beans, up your game!
Start a thread man. I'm game.
I've been dealing "drugs" for the last 16 years, Wardad and have met some very interesting people in the "industry".
As for "living hard enough" ... a friend of mine told me the other day that he wants to live each day to the fullest ... at 100 mph ... and go skidding into the world beyond ... even if it meant that he left this one a little earlier than scheduled .. as for myself I'd rather take it a little easier and stroll into what's supposedly eternal.
Old posts were definitely the best.
Hahahaha....this reminds me of a showdown between Beeno (King Arthur) and Sharkbok (The Black Knight).
.https://youtu.be/ZmInkxbvlCs
Herr Grumplestump accusing others of a lack of sense of humour! Now that's funny! Just when I thought this place was entitling dead. 
Ou Rooitwitterbug was hopelessly caught out. He whined and bleated about Moz disclosing a few personal details some years ago that turned the blighter a brighter shade of green! He complained bitterly about these disclosures as they made him feel bad about himself.
Now on this thread he wants to get people to disclose these things. Hahahahaahhahahahaha that was very funny!
Rooitwit is so blissfully self unaware!
Here’s a classic thread
Put your hand up please - who if you have been to Russia and stayed in the country for near to a month? I have been and the people I met were desperately poor after the destruction the Communist caused - but they were friendly and very helpful. Not anything like the Hollywood films made them out to be.
The people put a high value on culture and history of the country - the Communists did not have the history cancel culture the Democrats are involved in in the USA. They realize mistakes was made in the past and that the Communist regime was totally illegitimate - but they never tried to destroy historical landmarks from the Tsarist rulers that established the Russian Culture and for centuries provided protection to Europe when threatened by the Turks.
I have the highest respect for Russians as people and for Russia as a country, most of what is written about Russia today is plainly and simply propaganda.
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Wehe!
The funniest of all was : "So long Voldemort"
DA was accused of being Voldemort...hilarious when in fact he is Taipan, humorously named Bedpan, which is similar to a Urinal also named by Mozart.
Then if that's not enough, DA suddenly becomes poor old Hawkeye (who sadly passed away sometime ago.)
Then DA gets the kindest address that Rooinek has uttered to him : "RIP Dumbass"
Then DA rises from the dead, ie has a Lazarus experience.
Then all of a sudden the peace is history and the insults fly with more intensity than ever before.
Now that's funny...in fact it must be one of the funniest of all...what amazing insights....haha.
Now that's sense of humour...a sense of the ridiculous. Puts Clouseau to shame.
The difference being that Clouseau always get his man in the end....hahahaha.
Let me help you out a bit here Seb
Here are just some of the names that I have been accused of being.... with Piss Mint even betting his house on it
The Truth
Admit One
Stu
Hawkeye
Voldermort
Taipan
Sonny Bill
Fireman
Then this classic
"F-U-C-K you all!
Wehe!
....and not one shot of inspector Rooinek found it's mark, in fact way out, missed by miles...what incredible discernment. But this takes the cake, as Mozart quipped...a real classic...lol.
If Trump takes it as well...there will be a shortage of eggs worldwide although I personally don't like the man but he's the better of the 2 bad eggs.
"but he's the better of the 2 bad eggs"
Precisely what I said back in 2016.... and exactly what I am saying now
When you watch that clip of Biden introducing his dead son, it is incredibly sad to watch..... and incredibly concerning as well
The man is not capable of thinking coherently, yet people want to put him in charge...
I just don't get that
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