Chiefs vs British Lions . . .

Come on the Lions!!!

Chiefs: 15 Shaun Stevenson, 14 Toni Pulu, 13 Tim Nanai-Williams, 12 Johnny Faauli, 11 Solomon Alaimalo, 10 Stephen Donald (c), 9 Finlay Christie, 1 Siegfried Fisi'ihoi, 2 Liam Polwart, 3 Nepo Laulala, 4 Dominic Bird, 5 Michael Allardice, 6 Mitchell Brown, 7 Lachlan Boshier, 8 Tom Sanders.

Replacements: 16 Hika Elliott, 17 Aidan Ross, 18 Atu Moli, 19 Liam Messam, 20 Mitchell Karpik, 21 Jonathan Taumateine, 22 Luteru Laulala, 23 Chase Tiatia.

British and Irish Lions: 15 Liam Williams,14 Jack Nowell, 13 Jared Payne,12 Robbie Henshaw, 11 Elliot Daly, 10 Dan Biggar, 9 Greig Laidlaw, 1 Joe Marler, 2 Rory Best (c), 3 Dan Cole, 4 Iain Henderson, 5 Courtney Lawes, 6 James Haskell, 7 Justin Tipuric, 8 CJ Stander.

Replacements: 16 Kristian Dacey, 17 Allan Dell, 18 Tomas Francis, 19 Cory Hill, 20 Alun Wyn Jones, 21 Gareth Davies, 22 Finn Russell, 23 Tommy Seymour.

In other news, it looks like Sam Warburton is not going to be ready for the 1st test and Peter O'Mahoney has deservedly emerged as the most likely to captain the Lions in Warburton's absence.

By contrast, All Black skipper Kieran Read should be ready for the Saturday's test.

Excellent retention by the Lions. 20 phases! Penalty, this will be 3-0.

Marler . . . what a chop!

You can often tell a person's character by his haircut.

Try Lions, Jack Nowell.

Welcome back Rooiter! How was the trip? 

Trip was great! My feet are glad to be home though. As good as public transport is in the first world, as a tourist you still walk a heck of a lot!

In short:

Venice: Beautiful, clean, interesting city. Not as smelly as everyone warned (maybe I was lucky?) but quite expensive.

Florence: Amazing art works in just about every square in the city. Climbed the Duomo - nearly 400 steps but worth it for the view!

Riomaggiore/Vernazza: Our favourite locations on the holiday. I'd recommend Cinque Terre to anyone. Just Google Cinque Terre and check out the photos. It really is just like that.

Rome: Great for sightseeing but the city is dirty and they don't take the same pride in the city that you see in Venice and Florence. So depressing to see so many beautiful churches and other buildings with graffiti scrawled all over them. Palatine Hill was fascinating though as was the Vatican Museum, although it's so full of people it's actually a mission to get around it.

Istanbul: Second favourite stop of our holiday. Such friendly people! Great food!

Lions now putting the Chiefs to the sword. C'mon Lions!

Well done Lions. A much needed confidence booster for the dirt-trackers.

I see some of our Kiwi posters have recently given Baboon-ou some competition for the title of biggest ref-bashing crybaby on the board. Wonder if they'll use the ref as an excuse for a comprehensive 34-6 hammering?

Can't wait for Saturday morning! Come on Lions!!!

 Man missed the game. I see score was 34-6 to the Lions.

Great stuff Rooi! You've done some good marketing for me. I've been dying to get my butt over to Italy, but there is always some excuse not to go...I just need to get over myself. 

Blue, budget more than you think for food and wine!

You can actually eat and drink quite cheaply if your accommodation has cooking facilities. The markets have fantastic fresh produce and you can buy a perfectly drinkable bottle of wine for under 2€ (or a Birra Moretti - 660ml for 1.5€ if you're a beer drinker) at the supermarkets. If you're eating out, you're paying around 15€ for a basic pasta meal and 4€ for a single glass of wine or a beer.

 2€ for a bottle of wine?  The rats must love that brand 

I didn't say it was great, I said it was drinkable . . . and it wasn't Cardboardeaux either. There's a supermarket chain in Italy called Conad where you can buy Cardboardeaux for €1.20 a litre!

 Chiefs were missing 10 of their front line players. Just a warm up game for the Lions.

"Chiefs were missing 10 of their front line players."

Just_win.........A win is a win.

 ha ha, AJ the prognosticator. I saw this as a nothing game and haven't yet watched it. Sure congrats to the Lions, it would have been bad for the series if they lost it. My impression is they are building well for the test match but as I said, I haven't watched this particular game yet.

Cardboardeaux...............waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha, geez that's sounds horrible. What else marshmellow beds......paper walls, shanks pony? Glad to be back Urinal?

Who says he didn't load up on Oom Tas......the Cardbordeaux came the next day.

 Can't knock him for not tipping the delivery guy.....the tip would have cost more than the dop.

Denny and Moz...tell me, is it cool to mock people who don't have as much money as you? Fuck boys, do you have any idea what colossal pr! cks you come across as? Have a go at Rooi, its fun to watch you guys go at it....but ffs, boasting about your wealth is epically childish. I can't even afford to go to Italy at the moment, never mind be picky about what I drink when I get there. 

Ag Blue, let them have their fun. The fact that they get so carried away by every single tiny little comment I make tells it s own story.

 JW to be fair its a great pity the Lions didn't face full strength Sup er Rugby sides.

Ag ou Rooitjie, does that mean you never had your dinner at the rooftop Restaurant Terrazza Danieli sipping a nice crisp Corton Charlemagne looking out over the splendour of Venice? Hahaha.....Blooo does that help. Actually you couldn't pay me enough money to go to Venice, Rome or Florence in June....although I have always lusted after Cardboardeaux. Waaaaaaaaaahhahahaha!

 Moz, just how stupid is he? Tight on budget, I mean tighter than a Bookmaker's ass-hole, you would think he'd go in the low season. It's common knowledge that everything is so much more expensive in the high season.......geeez man he is thick! A smart man would have picked up some plonk in Duty Free.... an immediate saving which would have left him with an extra Euro to feed himself  on a bigger helping of potjie kos. Who knows, stretching his Euro's he could have had a can of Bully Beef for variety of menu. It's certainly not his finest effort.

There you go Bloo.....time to apologize. You see there is such a thing as context. In any case if you want to be the Board's conscience, do make some attempt to get the whole picture....it works better that way.

 Moz Italy's in summer is heaven compared to what a friend of mine is doing. 

 Plum, you have a warped appreciation of crazy.

 There's just no need for any plums to be hurt in this Denny. That's all I'm saying ;)

". . . he then turned around and said I was going on a cheap holiday hence the reason I could afford to go."

A complete lie.

Dense, our discussions around our respective holidays had nothing at all to do with price or whose was cheap or expensive, all we debated were the merits of a holiday planned by oneself compared to a package deal.

I suspect it's just your natural inferiority complex that makes you suddenly think your package deal was the cheaper option (I actually doubt it was ) but I have zero recollection of us discussing or even mentioning the respective prices. All I recall was me saying I preferred to stay in the places I wanted to stay, eat in the restaurants I want to eat and visit the sites I want to visit as opposed to running after some oke with a flag and doing what he tells you to do as he herds you from queue to queue.

That's what we discussed. Go back and find even one example of me saying my holiday was more expensive than yours and I'll make a public apology . . . failing that, admit that you are a low class liar who will say pretty much anything to back up your equally low-class and ill-bred master.

Okay? Fair?

Your preoccupation with your own worth vs mine was evident on that post you started where you said the cyber equivalent of "nyaah nyaah nyaah" and went on to claim you earned so much more than me . . . just before I pointed out that I actually know what you did/do for a living and put up the salary bracket (which tells me that you earn roughly a fifth of what I was earning at that time.)

Remember that rather embarrassing and humiliating post that you started, Dense?

LMAO!

Now run along and trawl through the archives to find the post of mine where I even mentioned the cost of our respective holidays. Good luck finding it and - once you've given up - I'll have to wish you even more luck in summoning up the courage to man up and admit you were lying. Off you go, Dense. There's a good chap . . .

LOL @ plum.

....and Rooi hits back!!! Damn it, you should all be lawyers....bloody good at arguing. 

"Damn it, you should all be lawyers....bloody good at arguing."

Or in the case of Moffie and his Servile Gimp, bloody good at lying!

Here you are.

Now are you going to carry on pretending you're not a low class liar or are you going to be a man about this?

Wehe . . . looks like Dense has run away from this thread even faster than he scuttled away from the AWJ "nobble" thread!

LMAO!

Hope anyone reading this thread can see for themselves what a stinking liar and a trembling coward Dense is.

How did:

'Moffie, I somehow doubt I'll be so bug-eyed with excitement that I can't spare 5 minutes while I'm at a table in Sultahnmet eating Michelin quality street food with a nice local red . . . or at the Mercato San Lorenzo where we've just bought a picnic to eat at the Giardino delle Rose and I'm waiting for she-who-must-be-obeyed to browse the flea market stuff.'

......become slurping down Carboardeax? Hahahaha, see Bloo Urinal started this bragging about his holiday. Off to golf laughing my ass off again.

I slurped Cardboardeaux?

Really? Where did I say that you stupid little man?

Same challenge to you Moffie . . . go find the post of mine where I said I bought or drank any Cardboardeaux, Chateau Cardboard or any kind of box wine or else be man enough to admit you were lying.

So now it's both the Master and his Servile Gimp off on little errands. We'll see if either one reports back.

Note, I'm betting neither one finds a post to prove me wrong or admits he was lying . . . or ventures back onto this thread again!

LMAO!

You bragged, you had your head handed to you......live with it. And Bloo it's time for you to make a real apology.......not one of these if I was wrong deals. You assumed Denny and I started it....Urinal did as I have shown two posts above. Be a man and say you made a mistake!

 Seems to me dense denise made aright ASS of himself again. Ha hahahahahahaha

Oh FFS! Here's what Urinal said about Denny's holiday:

'Rooinek Status: Rugby Legend Posts: 5455 RE: Moz..... February 19, 2017, 08:33:18 Sounds like you get very easily irritated, Dense.

Not surprised really, all those queues every day. Every time you get off the bus there's another half an hour queue . . . at some destination you're not particularly interested in but was part of the package you purchased so you could sit in some horrible family restaurant in Barcelona and pay tourist prices for tourist quality food.'

.....

The usual nasty Urinal spite. Bloo needs to apologize

And then it turns out Urinal was drinking Cardboardeaux. LMAOFY!

Urinal has probably edited that by now, he did that when his prediction that Lose-Jones was going to captain the Lions cratered. But we know that Urinal is a liar. The more interesting question is whether Bloo will accept that the first and only party to brag about his vacation was Urinal, and apologize.

 I won't be holding my breath.

 Now, now Grannies.

Thanks AJ.

Just by the way, travelling to Zim since they switched to the US$ is also expensive these days.

Back to topic . . . Come on the Lions!!!

Hey Moz, I did apologise. I am not going to change my wording just because it does not meet your apology standards. If you are going to be so petty about it, then I don't give a shart.  

Here we go again . . . the craven coward, stinking liar and childish attention seeker stamping his foot and demanding apologies from everyone else when he should be on his knees begging forgiveness for his disgraceful behaviour on this board.

You couldn't make this up!

Notice how neither Moffie or his obsequious little Gimp Dense could back up their accusations on this thread or had the guts to admit their claims were unfounded. A truly repulsive and pathetic pair of losers!

 
Cheap holiday or not, sounds like you had a blast.

Rather envious I must say.

The heart of any people is always best experienced on the ground floor, if you know what I mean.

No way you can come away with a taste of Italy by living it up in snobbish circles.

That's why I recommended plain everyday foods. That is Italy to me.

Their breads and table wine. Their home made sausage stored in lard.

Their home made ravioli. To die for.

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RE: Chiefs vs British Lions . . . June 22, 2017, 08:06:52 ". . . he then turned around and said I was going on a cheap holiday hence the reason I could afford to go." A complete lie. Dense, our discussions around our respective holidays had nothing at all to do with price or whose was cheap or expensive, all we debated were the merits of a holiday planned by oneself compared to a package deal. All I recall was me saying I preferred to stay in the places I wanted to stay, eat in the restaurants I want to eat and visit the sites I want to visit as opposed to running after some oke with a flag and doing what he tells you to do as he herds you from queue to queue. That's what we discussed. Go back and find even one example of me saying my holiday was more expensive than yours and I'll make a public apology . . . failing that, admit that you are a low class liar who will say pretty much anything to back up your equally low-class and ill-bred master. Okay? Fair?

Now...... this is interesting

No.... actual costs were never discussed, but you certainly posted and implied without any doubt, that your holidays were more expensive than Denny's holiday

Care to dispute that?

Uh-oh . . . there's that shrill yapping noise again. Hope it goes away soon.

CC

No way you can come away with a taste of Italy by living it up in snobbish circles.

That's why I recommended plain everyday foods. That is Italy to me.

Their breads and table wine. Their home made sausage stored in lard.

Their home made ravioli. To die for.


Lol...quiet true CC


https://www.youtube.com/embed/FxPFVCQ8PL8

When in Rome (or anywhere for that matter) do what the ordinary people it's far more fun.

If Ewen McGregor and Charley Boorman can eat sheep's nuts in Mongolia...and I don't think they are short of funds!

Going to posh hotels is only for the boring 'new money' braggards and these abodes are all the same whether in Italy,Hong Kong, Beijing,Cape Town or Moscow.

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RE: Charballs.... May 15, 2017, 14:00:40 Not sure how this turned into a pissing-for-distance contest about who earns what but for your information, Dense, I know what you do . . . and that's why when you go on an overseas trip you go on a package tour where you are herded from one queue to the next while I pick and choose where I want to go and how long I want to stay there. Still laughing, chump? No . . . I didn't think so! LMAO!

You first mention that this has now turned into a pissing contest about who earns what between you and Denny

You then deliberately mention that you know what occupation Denny "does"

You then end off by saying that because you know  what Denny does job wise, that is why only Denny can take a packaged tour, whilst you can pick and choose where you want to stay, and for how long.

I wonder when that "public apology" to Denny will be forthcoming

100% true Seb and CC  

"Their breads and table wine."

Yes, they do the simple things well. Some of their produce like strawberries and tomatoes are also a completely different quality to ours. The tomatoes we bought at the markets were so sweet and juicy it was like eating a completely different fruit to what we know.

Simple home-made pasta with some pesto or pancetta in a cream or tomato sauce with lots of origanum and basil . . . beats the fancy overpriced stuff on the menu every time!

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RE: Charballs.... May 15, 2017, 15:55:20 Dense, do you really want me to put your Linked-In details up here?

A reminder....

You wanted to prove to everyone on here  that you really knew what Denny did, to "try" and embarrass him 

I'm still hearing a high-pitched whine . . . anyone else hearing it?

And then......

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RE: Charballs.... May 15, 2017, 17:34:22 "Hey everyone, guess what? I make more money than Rooinek!" "No you don't, chump." "Oh yes I do, I'm such a big success I live in Australia and poor old Rooinek lives in Johannesburg . . . nyaah nyaah nyaah (sticks out tongue)!" "I actually know what you do for a living, Dense." "Wh . . . what? (The blood drains out of Dense's face) Oh no you don't! That's a lie! I loom so large in your life, you're so interested in me . . . (aside) please God don't let him know that I'm just a measly printing estimator! "LMAO!"

Further proof of you trying to imply to everyone on this forum that Denny was a low income earner, compared to you

What a twat

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RE: Chiefs vs British Lions . . . June 22, 2017, 08:06:52 Go back and find even one example of me saying my holiday was more expensive than yours and I'll make a public apology . . .

This should be fun....

Same here Denny

He made a public statement about apologising

Is he man enough?  

Dense, don't fool yourself. Your new pal Dumb Ass didn't provide any context, he just quoted all the bits that suit his disturbingly obsessive agenda against me.

To add some context, here is the entire post that he has selected quotes from. A ny rational person can see for themselves that you were the one who started all the crap about who earns what when you responded to my obviously playful and tongue-in-cheek comments about posters professions with this . . .

"Whatever I do UrineRooi pays a helluva lot better than what you do....that's why you live in the arse end of JHB and I don't."

Read further and you'll see that you challenged me to provide your crappy job which I did and then you ran away in tears blubbering like a baby and only came back when Moffie was there to hold your hand (in other words, exactly what you did on this thread).

Like I said before you burst into tears, show me the post where I compared the prices of our holidays. Try to be a man and don't just hide behind Dumb Ass's manipulative and out-of-context quotes. You and I both know what we discussed and what we said. It's all still there. Just waiting for you to admit it and concede that you are a liar. That's all.

 
Tell you one thing ... I hate arrogance with a passion. Their nose in the air tone and attitude irritates me no-end.

Give me a simple down to earth person any day of the week.

Those are my kind of people.

 
Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaa!!! Sebastien ... there's only one word I have for you.

THERAPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

No matter how hard I try, I could NEVER put balls in my mouth ... It ain't gonna happen.

EVER!!

I'd rather do without. 

I know there are a few on this site who snuggle up to balls regularly.

Oh bullsh!t Piss Mint,

Your requested proof was not about who started what, or even what context it was made in.

You asked.... where did you say that your holiday was more expensive than Denny's....... and I clearly provided that here in your post below. 

It has sweet fcukall to do with context... that post I quoted of yours here, is in it's entirety, and not edited or amended.

You made that statement, it has nothing to do with who started what or when, and what the context is.

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RE: Charballs.... May 15, 2017, 14:00:40 Not sure how this turned into a pissing-for-distance contest about who earns what but for your information, Dense, I know what you do . . . and that's why when you go on an overseas trip you go on a package tour where you are herded from one queue to the next while I pick and choose where I want to go and how long I want to stay there. Still laughing, chump? No . . . I didn't think so! LMAO!

Your intention with this post was to belittle Denny by trying to get everyone to believe he was earning nothing as a "measly printing estimator" compared to you.

Explain this away.....

"I know what you do"

"and that's why when you go on an overseas trip you go on a package tour where you are herded from one queue to the next while I pick and choose where I want to go and how long I want to stay there."

That was why you stated that you can pick and choose where you go, for how long, and how Denny has to "settle" for his packaged deal.

Squirm and twist this anyway you want to, you are guilty.... period.

Denny

I have completely and conclusively proven him to be a compulsive liar on this very forum, over and over and over.

He will NEVER dispute what I am saying now, right here and now, because he knows the truth will hit him straight between his eyes, as it has on so many occasions already.

Don't stress, he has done the same when I prove what a liar he is as well..... slithers along to the next thread.

This man is as yellow as you can get, the resident board coward.

 I know....seen it many many times over many years. Funny, there's no comment on how he mocked Monsterbok or how he mocked my lack of education but there's comment on Moz and myself being snobbish when all we're really doing is mocking the resident yellow belly low life who bragged about his holiday being better than mine and made out I was doing cheap holiday packages because I had a lowly paid job.

That was the content I recalled......pure 100% lie from the digusting Red Urinal Mint. Lies upon lies, and then more lies.

Bloo your apology was an attack. You have the evidence right before you.....you were duped by Urinal....do the decent thing and make a proper apology to Denny and me.

Piss Mint duped a few dopes on here

Even made CC look like a twat at one point , when, for some reason, I don't think he is entirely 

Truth defines us, our character, our strengths.......few can deal with it. It also defines one's friends.

Hey Moz, it absolutely was an apology. You need to understand, if I want to attack you, I'll come out and attack you. Read my post again from the point of view of someone that had just read a post (That of Denny) that countered what he had said. I realised that I might have gotten the wrong end of the stick and said as much. I am not gonna suck up to you or stroke your ego, just because you misunderstand what I wrote. I apologised and then explained why I said what I said. FFS I even mocked myself. 

I'm guessing Piss Mint will be making omelettes tonight.

No shortage of egg......

Geez Denny I guess Bloo is eating a nice steak now having made his "apology". Decent bloke but totally couldn't let go on this one, went down with the ship. Still I think he probably learned his lesson.

Good work DA....once again you leave Urinal spluttering. No wonder he said: 'hope it goes away soon'.

Bloo if you just don't like people that 'gloat or show off', what would you make of this:

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'but for your information, Dense, I know what you do . . .

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and that's why when you go on an overseas trip you go on a package tour where you are herded from one queue to the next while I pick and choose where I want to go and how long I want to stay there.

.

Still laughing, chump?'

 Cut it anyway you like Bloo made a veiled apology, not a real one, and in the same breath blames us for a lack of understanding when clearly it's the other way around, puts the blame on us for being snobbish when the real culprit is UrineRooi and fails miserably after falling off his high horse to get back on and crack his whip across UrineRooi's impenetrable thick skull.