We’ve missed you Rooi
Brilliant post
We’ve missed you Rooi
Brilliant post
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Good day all and a special warm welcome on this Sunday to any fucking newcomers to the Church of RooiTit And Porker.
Let us pray . . .
Rassie, thank you for another brilliant Springbok win . . . even though we were without the anointed one, PSdT.
We applaud your vision in grooming St Esterhuizen in a hybrid role and we celebrate the great genius of your disciple Sacha. Once again, you have applied egg to the faces of the stupid fucking cunts who fail to credit you with being the catalyst for this golden age of Springbok rugby.
We support you to our last breath and hope that you can conquer les Frogs next weekend.
We humbly ask this in the name of Springbok rugby.
A-fucking-men.
It was indeed a magnificent win. I find if you ever want to feel even better about a Springbok victory while having a chuckle, think about the stupid fucking Rassie heretics and the Servile Gimps who spend each weekend wishing for any Rassie-coached Springbok team to lose and hoping their pet hates drop the ball or miss a tackle. Think of those sad cunts wiping all that egg off their stupid faces and have a laugh.
Let us sing praise. Please open your books to hymn #36 . . .
O Pieter-Steph, when we in awesome wonder
Consider all the yards that you have made
We see you graft, we hear you barking orders
Thy power throughout the rugby field displayed
Then sings my soul,
O Pieter-Steph for thee
How great thou art
How great thou art
When we have won and you've led us to glory
And won awards, what joy shall fill my heart
Then we shall bow, in humble adoration
And then proclaim, Pieter-Steph, how great thou art
Then sings my soul,
O Pieter-Steph for thee
How great thou art
How great thou art
Thank you. I see some of our newcomers were singing that beautiful hymn with great heart and gusto . . . the way the anointed one plays. I also sense some of you are still reluctant to embrace the philosophy of the Church of RooiTit And Porker. It's not very complicated. Just enjoy this great era of Springbok rugby for what it is and stop being so fucking negative. Only a complete cunt would try and diminish Rassie's great achievements by bitching and moaning about red cards, dumb luck and the game plan.
Thank you for attending today's service. Hope to see you all again next week.
A-fucking-men