Kwagga out of Irish series

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Apr 16, 2024, 20:55

Has had to have an op and is out of action for a while

I see JD Schickerling is returning to WP as is Kitshoff. Jason Jenkins and Andre Esterhuizen to the Sharks and Cobus Wiese to the Bulls

The SA players are slowly starting to trickle back home

We need to get Tambwe, Green, Kolbe, Rickus Pretorious , James Mollentze, Pollard, Faf, Thomas du Toit, Boan Venter, Marx, Sadie, RG Snyman, Lood, Walt Steenkamp, Kolisi, Kwagga,PSDT, Liebenberg, JL du Preez, Dan du Preez, Wiese, Jaco Coetzee, Augustus and Ackerman back home

Apr 16, 2024, 21:24

The creatine twins must remain in the UK where the conditions suit them better.
They lack the pace and finesse to play an expansive game.

Both have been given ample opportunity for the Boks, but neither have delivered anything better than an average performance. We just don't need their hands of stone, and general clumsiness- not test material.


Ackerman has not panned out. He looks like a player who is stuck between blindside and lock but is neither of the two. He wanted to play for England, and they have ignored his advances- or lack thereof.

-Rickus Pretorious is a poor man placeholder
-Faf has a limited shelf life, he will not be around much longer.
 Kolisi is a spent force, better for PR than rugby
-Augustus is done. He is another player that is stuck between positions, but not exceptional at either.


Apr 16, 2024, 21:40

Your take on the du Preez twins is a load of utter shit as always

You don’t even know who Rickus Pretorious is

Ackerman has been one of the best loosies in England, he does not qualify for England yet so you are speaking shit

Augustus done? He is 26 and just made the Champions Cup team of the week

Fuck me Shark your take on rugby is piss poor

Apr 17, 2024, 05:36

"Ackerman has been one of the best loosies in England, he does not qualify for England yet so you are speaking shit"

Another easily disprovable utterance from the one that tells everyone else they are talking shit.

Exhibit A) The 28-year-old was strongly linked with a move back to South Africa. However, Gloucester fought off the competition for his signature. Ackermann will head into his eighth season in Gloucester this year, having arrived at Kingsholm in 2017,

Exhibit B) Residency: If the player has lived in England for a consecutive period of at least five years, they are eligible to represent England.

Conclusion: 2017 to 2024 = 6 years and change.

Go on Fatty, tell everyone to "fuck off" again now that you have once more blundered for all to see.

This is the problem with Old Fattex. He actually doesn't know what he's talking about half the time but his knee jerk reaction is to become vulgar and dismissive of any opinion he doesn't agree with.

Mega-Uber-maximum Fat Lip incoming!!!

Apr 17, 2024, 07:46

Damn I was confusing him with Green my mistake

Fuck me Buttplug you really are desperate you sad fucking loser

Back to the topic - Kwagga will be a big loss

Apr 17, 2024, 08:07

Whahaha you were confusing a back with a forward...so now you just lie? Ackerman and Green are distinctly different in every way. So you read Ackerman but through Green? What a coward you are.

Attention?

Perhaps you should apologise to Shark for telling him he was talking shit when it's actually you that made yet another blunder.

Apr 17, 2024, 08:13

No you dumb fuck I was confusing the length of time they have been abroad

Wake up you attention seeking loser

Shark always talks shit but at least he is not fucking stupid like you

Apr 17, 2024, 13:31

Wait...so you put your foot y your mouth, for the second time in a few days...and I'm the stupid one.

One can only laugh at the Fat Lip

Apr 17, 2024, 14:52

LMFAO

You can't script this shit ....

That's why in the other thread I told Saffex he is just stupid .... not was stupid..... is stupid .... there is no past tense with this stupidity.

Let's make a deal Dave... I will try and control my sarcasm, if you could just try your best to control your stupidity

Apr 17, 2024, 17:01

Nope easy mistake Puttplug and I admitted it straight away

Trust dumbcunts like you and DA to define that as stupidity

My guess is fuckwit DA does not even know who Green is - I know you don’t

Apr 17, 2024, 17:10

Yes, well done admitting what was obvious to anyone.

Haha we do t know who Green is? Are you sure? Cos we are not the ones who confused him with someone that isn't even a backline player and whose dad was a Bok. lol you tit!!!!

Hang on...I'm gonna check as I'm almost certain he's also been in the UK long enough to be able to play for England.

See, I'm being honest here...I won't delete the above if I'm wrong...

lol is started at HQs in 2020

20 21 22 23 24

I count five years, or close to it. So he either already qualifies for England or will within months.

Apr 17, 2024, 17:58

Buttplug how fucking dumb are you really?

I mixed their length of residency up not who they were - big difference you fucking idiot

Geez wake the fuck up

Apr 18, 2024, 00:50

Oh, you mean like the time I walked into Checkers and asked to test drive their fastest AMG?

Easily done.

Gotcha.

Apr 18, 2024, 06:41

"Oh, you mean like the time I walked into Checkers and asked to test drive their fastest AMG?"

Well, ButtPlug Saffex at least admitted he got it wrong . . . unlike you on this legendary thread when you just kept on making an even bigger fool of yourself. 

Seriously, click on that link and go count how many times I patiently tried to explain to you that you had it wrong, how many times you responded with some silly retort like "Another classic 90mph straight-into-a-wall blunder from the board's arch poepol." all because you were too stupid to understand what Doos had said and then, weeks later - even after Doos admitted he was anti-evolution - not a peep out of you. No apology, no acknowledgement that you had egg all over your stupid face, just a sulky silence and to this day you are unable to admit what a complete dick you made of yourself on that hilarious thread.

I wouldn't be squealing and gloating about someone else's mistake if I were you, ButtPlug. Saffex is at least capable of admitting his mistake.

LMAO!

Apr 18, 2024, 08:37

Yeah we know the low life is the lowest of the low

And by the way I love your ‘Buttplug ‘ nick its so appropriate - great call Rooi :)

Apr 19, 2024, 06:54

I didn't read all the Rooi, but I do recall actually addressing it and even making a rather long post about why evolution makes sense...in which I directly spoke to Deus. But I'm sure what you expected was for me to berate him and tell him how stupid he is, because that's supposed be how has a conversation, right?

I recall asking him(Deus) something along the lines of, if the principles of natural selection are incorrect, then it's a rather peculiar that those same principles can be used to build some of the latest technology EG Artificial intelligence.

Apr 19, 2024, 07:11

Ooh...so I read through...

Here are two of my posts...note how in both of them I reference you, and concede that I didn't interpret Deus words correctly...

"Oh God, Rooi is gonna love this, but who cares...

I have a question for you Deus.

Evolutionary algorithms are based on evolution. The cumulative effect of small adaptations resulting in larger and more useful changes/outcomes over time...or in the case of algorithms(hitting the fast forward button) and skipping to the result. We know these algorithms work and are widely used. They simply stack small positives through generations...small positives like the micro-adaptations that you mention.

Evolutionary algorithms are also used in all three branches of machine learning as a sub-set within the field.

Meaning, we know that the concept of evolution is able to produce complexity and diversity from rather simple beginnings. I'm not sure that efficient optimization is even possible without evolutionary algorithms these days...considering the size of data sets.

So here's my question. Are you saying that speciation did not occur or are you saying you're only willing to believe what is observable without extrapolating beyond that?

To me, evolution makes sense and does not exclude a creator. I've mentioned that here before."

And...

"Perhaps it's good that you get one under the belt, Rooi.

A man can't lose every day forever...

:angel:"

Now, I'd say declaring that won that one, and then addressing Dues with my views in support of evolution, kinda shows that I admitted I got it wrong.

Or doesn't it?

Apr 19, 2024, 09:39

ButtPlug, I think the point has sailed high over your sloping forehead yet again.

I don't think anyone here gives a flying toss what you think about evolution, the point I was trying to get into your immensely thick skull is the fact that here you are having a squeak at Saffex because he made a mistake (that - unlike you - he readily admitted) and you're demanding he makes apologies to everyone when you were incapable of doing the same thing yourself.

Here is a selection of your quotes from that thread while I was patiently trying to set you straight:

"Whahaha the silly fool didn't understand what you were saying, Deus!

Indeed, except I wasn't the silly fool, you were . . . although it took you long enough to realise it!

"Read what he said again, RooiMoron."

Something I kept asking you to do . . . in vain.

"Hey, Deus...next he's gonna say that it's your fault he can't read, or understand English!"

LMAO! Again, describing yourself very well even if you didn't realise it at the time.

"Another classic 90mph straight-into-a-wall blunder from the board's arch poepol."

Another perfect desciption.

"yeah yeah...blunder boss!"

And another one!

"I didn’t miss anything you fool.

So embarrassing your you.

And yet, here you are, making an even bigger numpty of yourself.

hahaha"

It still hasn't dawned on you and you're still laughing at that point.

"Bwahahaha you’re still missing it you tit."

Still laughing away at that point and still blissfully unaware how much egg you have all over your stupid face.

"Are you starting to see how far you'll stretch reality only to slam into a wall?"

Pfffffffhahahahaha! Sorry, I'm trying hard not to laugh . . . but it is pretty funny!

I think it was shortly after that that you finally realised your blunder and then you told us you couldn't say much more because you were studying.

Possibly the funniest thread in the history of this board . . . even if everyone felt a bit awkward and emmbarrassed for you . . . but you carry on shrieking about Saffex's mistake and demanding he apologise for it.

LMAO!



Apr 19, 2024, 10:07

Studying bwhaaahaaaaaa

Audio books no doubt - reading would be a stretch

Apr 19, 2024, 13:37

Rooi, we know you're far more interested in people than in things.

Always waiting to add something to an argument, against people you don't like, but rarely ever contributing anything that requires thought or even the mildest touch of intellectual bravery.

What I do know is, if you look through my posts, I'm happy to state my opinion on things and sometimes go way on a limb to explain why I have those opinions. Which should tell you I don't have too many qualms with being proven to be wrong. If I was, I'd be like you, perpetually shivering on the sidelines with fruit to chuck.

When last did you do something similar?

I guess, as you yourself admitted, you're only really here for the banter. Problem is, the board doesn't survive solely on people taking the piss. Once in a while you do need to put your big boy pants on, state an opinion and then display some intellect and substantiate it.

I remember when I joined the site, you used to be far more adventurous. But I guess all the smackdowns you received sort of baby in the corner.

Apr 19, 2024, 14:05

Smack downs? You mean like all the smack downs I quoted above?

LMAO!

Keep smacking, little boy.

Apr 19, 2024, 14:33

Old Buttplug is a real chest beater - really rates himself

Delusional

Apr 19, 2024, 14:36

Excellent summary Plum. (Sic)nek to my knowledge has never made one serious post that discusses rugby tactics in 20 years. Pretty remarkable.

Apr 19, 2024, 14:49

"Old Buttplug is a real chest beater - really rates himself

Delusional"

lol the board's worst solicitor thinks the above is me rating myself.

I'd ask him to explain, but we know he wouldn't dare, right Fatty?

Apr 19, 2024, 15:10

Buttplug I bet you spend hours polishing that bald dome?

Apr 19, 2024, 17:10

Not as many hours as you spend looking in the mirror trying to convince yourself that you're not such a fat ass.

Apr 19, 2024, 17:19

Difference is we know you are an ugly bald twat whereas you have no idea whether I’m fat or not

Keep guessing baldy

Apr 19, 2024, 18:31

Yes, just keep the slimming filter on TikTok for the grannies.

Apr 19, 2024, 19:00

Keep guessing baldy

Making up shit is a strength of yours

Apr 19, 2024, 20:30

Yes, I hear imagination is a sign of intelligence.

Thanks, Fattex

Remember, no cakes after 23:00

Apr 19, 2024, 20:44

Fucking spoil sport

Apr 19, 2024, 21:08

Let's not pretend you've played any form of sport in the last 20 years.

No, masturbation doesn't count.

Apr 19, 2024, 21:45

Still play cricket and gym 5 days a week

Back on the golf course thanks to the freedom of self employment

Apr 20, 2024, 11:13

I dare you tell us which club so that I can look up your stats.

 
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