Plum the own goal king

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Aug 29, 2023, 23:44

Bwhaaahaaaa

DA you beaut

Aug 30, 2023, 00:02

I think own goal queen has a better ring to it

What do you think Fruitloop?

Aug 30, 2023, 07:04

What are you talking about you sad and fat lit tosser?

Aug 30, 2023, 07:12

An own goal is eating so many pies that your knees give out.

I'd say post is a pic, Saffex...but there ain't enough pixels in the world...are there? This is before we talk about quantifying the courage it would take. Cos that's just a non-starter...courage and you is like DDA and skill...never found in the same zip code together.

6ft 120kgs...90% flab.

Wanker...

Aug 30, 2023, 08:14

You know exactly what I’m talking about own goal queen

DA DA DA.

Don’t you just love it when an idiot does your work for you - now that’s claiming a benefit- thanks for the handout own goal queen- nice work

Aug 30, 2023, 08:48

this...?Jub


Aug 30, 2023, 09:58

Go queen

DA DA DA

Aug 30, 2023, 10:14

Here's an equation for a lovely spring Wednesday...

lard

Aug 30, 2023, 11:52

Far better looking than you - I’d put big money on that

Post a picture of yourself so we can cry with laughter

Aug 30, 2023, 12:30

Plum….I know Saffex better than the rest of you and I can tell you he is not a fat cripple ! 

I’ve known him for a lot of years now and he’s still handsome and fit ( he has a very strokeable chest minus any flab ! ) We see each other very regularly still. 

My friends all find him charming, funny and handsome so I suppose they’re all wrong too ?! 

As for being a cripple, no he’s not. He has the odd niggle but I’m actually a cripple so I do resent you calling him that. And that shows you the calibre of the man as me being like this has never had any affect on our relationship. That is something I admire him for very much. 

He has a lovely family that he is rightly proud of. 

We do agree to disagree on his swearing, mind you. I am not one for bad language but I can’t tell him what to do. All I know is, he is always courteous when he’s with me. 

I know you’ll have a go at me now, but I couldn’t just sit back and read the untruths about him. I’m sure you’ll understand that. 


Aug 30, 2023, 12:46

Nah, Becs...I just give our resident fat boy some stick because instead of ever arguing a point he always, and I mean always, resorts to vulgarity.

Would you like me to repost a small fraction of the times he's called people pricks and cunts, told them to go fuck themselves, called their children useless and pathetic shits...on and on...

Perhaps he's nice to you...but to everyone else here is a foul-mouthed fekwit. And all it takes to get on his bad side is to disagree with him.

I find it childish, low IQ, insecure and in need of some correction.

Unfortunately, I'm not in the same vicinity as he is, else I could very easily correct his behavior...alas I'm relegated to doing so through text.

Ain't that right Saffex, jou vet poes?

PS Bec...you also have a vagina, does it offend you when he calls people cunts because they don't like the same players he does?

Aug 30, 2023, 13:08

Bwaahaaahaaaa old Queen been exposed yet again for speaking utter horse shit

Nice one Becs the cheque is in the post

Fruitloop you are a prize ignorant cunt

Dumb fucking own goal scorer

Height of stupidity

Go Keo and co

Aug 30, 2023, 13:48

Bwhaaahaaaa

DA you beaut

So has anyone figured out what Saffex is talking about?

Aug 30, 2023, 14:17

Saffex doesn't know what Saffex is talking about.

I have a feeling it's got to do with low levels of intelligence and not being able to talk about topics like a grown-up.

That vein starts throbbing and our resident fake-tough fatty goes off on a vulgar tangent.

And he's done that to me once too many times, so I'm gonna go down to his level, look a him for a bit...pull his little wings off like a fly...and watch him squirm in self-pity.

You should stick around for the show...it's gonna be a hoot.

Aint it, Saffex...jou vuil vet poes!?


Aug 30, 2023, 14:34

"Post a picture of yourself so we can cry with laughter"

Are yo telling me this pleb has been on this since virtually the beginning of time and still hasn't figured out that posters have avatars beside their posts?

Mine has a photo...you numbskull.

Like I said before, Saffex is a retired nightshirt security guard.

Aug 30, 2023, 14:42

You look like a fucking convict

Aug 30, 2023, 14:48

Bwhaaahaaaa

DA you beaut

So has anyone figured out what Saffex is talking about?

Yes..... Dave has finally found the courage to let everyone on this forum know, what I have suspected he has known and believed for a very long time ..... that I am a Beaut ....

He is not wrong Pakie... so please leave it be

Aug 30, 2023, 14:53

Pakie catch a wake up DA is de Allende

Good old Fruitloops source of own goal

Do I need to explain the own goal as well?

Come on Pakie vok man

Aug 30, 2023, 14:56

I look like a a convict?

And you look like a tub of lard with a foul mouth....

Aug 30, 2023, 15:08

Plum…I will be totally honest with you. When anyone uses certain words, I don’t like it. He knows how I feel about such language, I make my feelings known on the subject. 

Aug 30, 2023, 15:32

Yeah, same here, Becs.

I tend not to curse most of the time.

But for now, I'm just going down to Mr Charming's level and giving some of his own back.

Aug 30, 2023, 15:57

Each to their own, I suppose. 

I’m also well aware that I’m a lone female amongst a pack of men, so I guess I should expect a certain level of it ! 

Aug 30, 2023, 15:58

Pakie catch a wake up DA is de Allende

So you are celebrating him not playing the past weekend? Yes I have to agree, it was refreshing to see a capable 12 on the park.

He is not wrong Pakie... so please leave it be

He's already denying it, DA.

Aug 30, 2023, 16:06

Haha no, DDA is the best in the game bru.

Aug 30, 2023, 17:32

Pakie you seem as stupid as the rest of the pack on here when it comes to DA

But I’m guessing in your world Rassie and all these pundits are clueless ?

Aug 30, 2023, 17:34

Actually queen I was being kind, soft convicted pedophile is what you look like

You can’t possibly have kids?

Aug 30, 2023, 17:44

But I’m guessing in your world Rassie and all these pundits are clueless ?

Yes.

Aug 30, 2023, 18:26

Go figure

Aug 30, 2023, 18:36

Oh...no matter how much of a pedo or convict I look like, you're still a fat ass with keyboard warrior complex.

Look I get it, you regularly had the shit slapped out of you at school by guys like me.

Sorry, man. It's genetics...nothing I can do.

There's always comfort eating?

...like you didn't know.

Aug 30, 2023, 19:30

Genetics seems to account for your bald head - poor fuckwit

I guess when the gene pool is as tainted as yours hair loss is a given

Do you polish your dome?

Aug 30, 2023, 20:36

Yes, multiple times a day.

Sometimes I see my reflection in it...so amazing.

Aug 30, 2023, 20:42

You poor fuck - did you lose it all as a teenager

How long did you hang onto the threads

Ever consider the combover?

Do you want me to send you some of mine?

 
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