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Oct 14, 2024, 15:34

This guy is swatting at an opponent’s arm while another oppo is dividing over for a try right at his feet. How the blue blazes can anybody rate this perfectly ordinary lock.

Oct 14, 2024, 15:43

Oh wow you really are utterly clueless - he has been excellent for the Stormers this season since his return

He and v Heerden have been very good

Oct 14, 2024, 15:50

Mozart

No comment on your shit necessary.    

Oct 14, 2024, 18:01

Nonsense he is an ordinary, old, provincial level lock. Just another one of your big picks who went nowhere Dave. I tried to warn you…but no, Schickerling is this gold nugget Rasmus hasn’t got right.

Oct 14, 2024, 18:03

Then why are you commenting Saaiman….I have zero interest in anything you have to say.

Oct 14, 2024, 18:10

Moz you have clearly not watched any of his games this season so stop speaking shit or commenting on players you have not even watched

For if you had actually seen him play for the Stormers this season then this kind of ignorant bullshit would not be coming from you - well actually it probably would

JD has been very good for the Stormers this season including the game on the weekend despite the poor showing of the majority of his team mates

The only Stormers players emerging with some credibility this weekend were Gelant, Zas, de Wet, JD, Ruben v Heerden and BJ Dixon

Oct 14, 2024, 18:14

The commentators were talking up Gelant faster than he was missing tackles. Not one of those players is going to be a Bok regular. They are provincial level.

Oct 14, 2024, 18:31

Gelant was excellent

Oct 14, 2024, 19:33

Moz if JD is only Provincial level, what would you call Moerat? And just because of 1 mistake he made it does not define him.

I read thru some of the comments and it’s alarming how quick good Rugby players become “ Shit “ just because of a few mistakes on this Forum.

Most of the Springbok incumbents has made stupid dumb mistakes in there careers. But it sure as hell did not define them.

Also BJ Dixon where I can clearly remember you guys being happy with his performance in the beginning. But then after one or two Quiet games he is shit??

Nah guys giving up so quick on players, is just ridiculous ! Same counts for Jordan that he must be kept away from the Boks, is nonsense.

Total irrational behaviour to be honest.

Oct 14, 2024, 19:43

Yep it’s pathetic how quickly these clowns turn on players

Schickerling has always been good and is now even better

Jordan Hendrikse is a class act

BJ Dixon is a great looking prospect as PSDT’s back up

Roos is suddenly shit now to

Jurenzo Julius apparently looks average - fuck me could we get more rugby ignorant than that?

Manie is super shit

It’s all a fucking joke

Oct 14, 2024, 19:56

Same counts for Jordan that he must be kept away from the Boks, is nonsense.

Here's context speaking for me personally: I don't watch a lot of provincial rugby. I don't have the time. So I call things on a game to game basis when I do get the time to watch. 

Jordan was terrible on Saturday. Not just one or two incidents, constant throughout the game. He dropped balls in contact, made numerous defensive errors from positioning to missed tackles. He looked like a complete amateur, not someone who should be anywhere near a Bok side. That's what I call.

I've seen little of Julius. He was hopeless on Saturday, could barely make a tackle. That's what I call. 

Or should I sit there watching a game saying "gee that player is something special isn't he?" after he'd just been brushed off like a little kid? What's the point?

Also BJ Dixon where I can clearly remember you guys being happy with his performance in the beginning. But then after one or two Quiet games he is shit??

Comparing Louw's last two test performances against Dixon's - Louw looks at home, Dixon looks lost. That may change, but in my experience, great test players usually look at home right away. Some terrific provincial players just never make the step up to test rugby. Simple fact, nothing to get too emotional about. Dixon may still come good. We'll see. Right now Louw looks by far the stronger candidate.

Oct 14, 2024, 19:58

0.30 Gelant fails to take the high ball


2.24 Gelant fails again to take a simple high ball

5.59 Fails to hold on tackling Ed 9

28.36  2 metres out Gelant drops it on the toe in a clear try scoring position….very poor decision says Jean. Snickering loses the ball in the next phase.. Nel finally scores by going to the line.

35.40 Gelant totally misses his man with a simple offload. 

38.16 Gelant gets the ball with Ed in disarray goes outside the lock marking him….all he needs to do is run and pass….but he decides to kick, which effectively cuts off his wing. Another try opportunity botched.

That’s two high balls missed, one tackle missed and two try chances blown with silly kicks.

You mean that kind of excellent?












Oct 14, 2024, 20:03

I’d call Moerat a provincial level lock. Which isn’t terrible, but not one of those guys except perhaps van Heerden looks to me like a possible Bok regular. We anointed Roos, he was the next coming. It didn’t work….move him from provincial rugby to test rugby and he becomes ordinary.

Oct 14, 2024, 20:06

Pakie your take on all those players is utter shit but that is expected from a clown passing judgement on players having hardly watched any rugby

Moz why not try include all the good Gelant did in that game

Let me guess those commentators constantly singing his praises know fuck all about what they are talking about much like myself of course who saw it exactly as they did

Instead we should bow to your usual ignorant bullshit

Gelant had a good game did more good than bad - it was not without mistakes but fuck me one would swear players don’t make mistakes

Oct 14, 2024, 20:11

Gelant did nothing good in the first half….and I’m not going through that miserable second half again. Be my guest. 


Oct 14, 2024, 20:15

I don't thibk Roos is a test level 8.

I instead see him as a good replacement for PSDT. He's more mobile and stronger, with much better ball sense. Also hits like a truck.

He's a guy you'd wanna give a license too, and would terrify oppo 10s of you allowed him to target them.

I've never thought his best position is at 8.

Oct 14, 2024, 20:45

Pakie your take on all those players is utter shit but that is expected from a clown passing judgement on players having hardly watched any rugby

Not as big a clown as someone like you ignoring everything he sees while doggedly sticking to preconceived ideas that never change. Make us another list of 100 world beating players who will never succeed at test level you clueless twat, go on.

Oct 14, 2024, 20:55

Well that just shows how little you know

Why the fuck would you want possibly our most gifted 8 wasted at 7 bashing it up

He has shown all the attributes of the perfectly rounded 8

He is big and physical, has good pace, good hands, runs great lines - the perfect 8

Better skills than Elrigh Louw and Wiese who rely mostly on power, which of course works

Roos and Hanekom are our best all round prospects at 8, followed by Horn and Emmanuel Tsituka

Fuck me not that long ago you wanted Roos at 12 and now you see him at a 7 - that is absurd.

Blindside requires the least skill of the 3 looseforward positions and you see Roos as a 7 after wanting him at 12

You make as much sense as priest in a porn movie

Oct 14, 2024, 20:57

Ah fuck off Pakie do us a favour and refrain from passing judgement on players until you actually watch some rugby you stupid prick

It’s fucking insulting and trust you to be stupid enough to admit you hardly watch as you are sooooo busy

Fuck right off

Oct 14, 2024, 21:00

Okay well, Dave has spoken. Apparently I watch too little rugby to participate here. Fair enough.

Oct 14, 2024, 21:01

Well Pakie you admit that you don’t watch the guy that often and yes his performance this WE is one that he will want to forget.

I see potential in him because of the games where he was performing very well as a attacking Flyhalf.

His kicking game was also up to standard and just like Sacha, he is a Flyhalf that defend strongly. So it’s unfair if you define/ judge him by this one game. And Let’s face it Pakie we all get emotional on here:)

Ben did have quiet games where he might of looked a bit out of place. But like I said before that some of our incumbents sometimes still have those bad days.

Pollard,s performance in the second Irish test is a example of this. He was poor and on here described as a has been, that is finished. But since then, he had good games again.

Moz I personally think that wasn’t it that JD broke his neck, he would of been in springbok contention long ago.

He is a good line out option, above average ball carrier and defender. If he will reach that level again like before his injury, we will have to wait and see.

Oct 14, 2024, 21:07

Yes Pakie shut the fuck up as there is nothing worse than a prick formulating opinions on players having hardly watched any rugby

Do yourself a fucking favour and go watch the CC, Baby Bok and URC games Jurenzo Julius has played this season and come tell me he looks ordinary

You fucking clown

Oct 14, 2024, 21:11

Plum,s idea of playing Roos at 7 is not bad at all. He is more than capable because of his skill set.

And Pakie with his analytical approach is refreshing and accurate. Definitely Competent.

Especially with the pictures of different situations in a game that is being discussed, is very helpful in understanding that discussion.

Oct 14, 2024, 21:34

Only a fool would want to play Roos at 7, yes he has the skill set but who would be stupid enough to waste the rest of his skill set that is best suited to 8 and the least suited to 7?

Oct 14, 2024, 21:39

The way I see it you can accommodate both Roos and Hanekom in the starting team.

I have mentioned it before, but I would like to see 6 Roos 7 Elrigh and 8 Hanekom.

I don’t know if Elrigh has played 6 before, but Roos has for the stormers, and was not to bad.

Oct 14, 2024, 21:39

I have no issue with Pakie in general but telling us Hendrikse and Julius look ordinary based on one game having not watched much else is fucking frustrating

If you can’t formulate an opinion based on the whole and not just a small percentage then rather shut the fuck up

It’s like me listening to one song on an album and concluding it’s a great album

Oct 14, 2024, 21:41

That makes no sense as Hanekom is the smallest of the 3 and the one that turns over ball more than the other two, so the obvious call would be 6. Hanekom 7. Louw and 8. Roos

Oct 14, 2024, 21:56

That can also work.

Oct 14, 2024, 22:04

Hanekom 243 lbs /6’4”

Ardi Savea 210lbs/6’2”

I think Hanekom will be fine at number 8

Oct 14, 2024, 22:14

There is no doubt Hanekom would make a great test 8, he is a class act

Oct 15, 2024, 10:29

"And Pakie with his analytical approach is refreshing and accurate. Definitely Competent."

I agree, I really enjoy them

Oct 15, 2024, 12:19

Dunno about you guys, but I think sounds Pakie seems far more knowledgeable than Dave.

Oct 15, 2024, 12:59

You think sounds do you Buttplug?

Nice work there

Oct 15, 2024, 13:03

I personally get far more information and technical understanding about certain aspects of the game from Pakie's posts, in comparison to Dave, in fact, you can't even compare the two.

Oct 15, 2024, 13:59

Oh bless you DumbAss - but please don’t kid yourself or us - you are incapable of taking anything in relating to rugby

Why the fuck are you on this board - your rugby contributions are fucking zero

You are just a fucking worthless blue arse fly

Is it attention that you need? Why else would a non rugby person frequent a rugby board? Serious question

Oct 15, 2024, 14:31

Thanks for the best wishes Davey... I thought there might be a soft limp dick somewhere behind that hard facade 

Pakie is far.... far more astute about Rugby than you will ever be, so I was just being genuinely honest....

Oct 15, 2024, 19:28

...it has begun...his neck to tong too?

Oct 15, 2024, 19:54

?

Oct 15, 2024, 20:05

DumbAss tell us where you rank when it comes to rugby?

Oct 16, 2024, 05:05

   Y

Oct 16, 2024, 06:44

"DumbAss tell us where you rank when it comes to rugby?"

To be absolutely brutally honest Dave..... about where you ranked as a lawyer.

Oct 16, 2024, 07:57

ouch........................

Oct 16, 2024, 09:28

Answer the question you stupid prick

Deflection adds zero value

Oct 16, 2024, 10:03

Zero deflection Dave .....

You asked me a question, and I gave you my very honest answer.

My knowledge on rugby is not on par with what some other posters on here know, and I have openly admitted that many times before in the past, and I have never ever been shy about that....but that should never stop or exclude me from posting my own opinion on any certain player or the game.

Just like your ability to practive law was never on par with the other lawyers in your legal profession..... hence why you moved over to selling ice cream....

At least I can admit and own my limitations .... :D

Oct 16, 2024, 10:14

Listen here fuckwit you know nothing about me so save us the product of your pathetic imagination

But more to the point what the fuck are you doing on a rugby message board when you admit you know fuck all about the game

Are you that desperate an attention seeker? Fuck me you are beyond pathetic and I mean that sincerely

I don’t know much about rugby but let me join a rugby message board - WOW - get a fucking life you loser

Oct 16, 2024, 11:17

The oaks seem to be at it this morning. 

Like 0ajster I don't watch rugby apart from the Boks as 8 have very busy campaigning for Trump on Social media. Hopefullt I can scale back on this next year and watch the Stormers etc and identify the real talent for you oaks. 

Pakster shows insight at times and at other times.... 

The guy who has not really impressed me the few times I have seen him play is Dixon. He has been too passive. He looks the part but is he a real warrior?



Oct 16, 2024, 11:20

"But more to the point what the fuck are you doing on a rugby message board when you admit you know fuck all about the game"

I didn't say I knew fuck all about rugby Dave, I just said that I didn't know as much as some other posters on here..... and that is 100% true..... we have some really great rugby minds on this forum.

However, if the topic ever did come up about knowing fuck all about something, then I would obviously just use you as an example , and refer to you from the days when you were a so called lawyer.


Oct 16, 2024, 11:30

Shiter-ling is a decent provincial player, but to be considered a Springbok candidate - a player needs to be the winning man of the match at lower levels. This is not happening.

If Roedoelf Straulie was the Boks coach he would have been capped, along with most other people in Saffex lists (e.g. 100 players in a squad of 34).

Oct 16, 2024, 12:07

Sharktwat your take on rugby players is as good as my take on your mothers knitting class

I bet you have not even watched him play this season, that’s how pathetic you are

Oct 16, 2024, 14:16

To all those saying JD is only a provincial lock, they need to look at some of the locks already in the Bok setup.

Moerat, Nortje, Nico JVR…. These guys are in no way better than JD or Ruben….not a chance!!

If they are, please back up this claim with hard Video evidence.

Oct 16, 2024, 14:16

:)

Oct 16, 2024, 20:09

Nortje has earnt his spot for the Boks. His performance has been improving at the Boks after a slowish start in the first few games. 

Ruan Nortje has been named Man of the Match in a recent rugby game where he led the Vodacom Bulls against Edinburgh. His leadership and performance were crucial in securing the victory for his team in the third round of the 2024/25 United Rugby Championship. The match showcased his skills as a captain and player, contributing significantly to the Bulls' success on the field.


Oct 16, 2024, 20:13

Moerat has done nothing to demonstrate that he is Springbok material. Unlike say Norje, who wins man of the match at games below test level to demonstrate that he is a candidate for higher honours. 

I am not sure if Moerat is a quota, but he has been extremely poor in every test he has played for the Boks.

I have not seen enough of JVR to comment, but I don't recall him ever playing for the Boks. 

Last season I did not watch many of the URC games, but I have watched them over the last few weeks. Even so, I still see match reports that praise the players that stand out with match-winning performances.



Oct 16, 2024, 20:14

Not saying Ruan is Bad but JD is of the same class.

Oct 16, 2024, 21:12

"Nortje has earnt his spot for the Boks. His performance has been improving at the Boks after a slowish start in the first few games."

Playing well, but doesn't look the part at all...bizarre that he is preferred ahead of Ruben...

Oct 16, 2024, 21:27

Agreed Draad - Nortje is just another Mostert who lacks physicality

He is good in the line outs but so what so is Ruben etc

I really don’t get how Nortje has cracked the nod ahead of Ruben v Heerden and Ruan Vermaak initially and with the return of JD Schickerling and Cobus Wiese who both look better players than Nortje

Even young Corne Rahl looks a better prospect

Oct 31, 2024, 22:29

There you are Mike, the whole Snickerling string….once again you accuse me of lying….once again you are wrong.

Nov 01, 2024, 08:56

You are and remain a liar and both threats confirm it.   You are a stupid liar at that as well.   We  already know you habitually lie about incidents in matches and the above shit of yours confrim it as well.

     

Nov 01, 2024, 10:47

Wehe . . . the two Grumpy Old Men calling each other stupid liars again . . . as if we don't know that already!

LMAO!

Nov 01, 2024, 13:26

When Mozart discover a new name for plaaayers - like Dud Toit in the case of P-S du Toit - and In te case of Schickerling - you must always know that he will lie about the performacnes of he player and incidents involving of he player i he 3 meers away fom where the iciden hapened.   he applied th same BS to Erasmu.

When he described incidents in matches you must know he is lying about what actually happened.   When it was then foud that he lied  woul go silemt on it and then a year of so aftards revive the lie.    .   .

Nov 01, 2024, 14:25

Threads Saaiman….they are threads not threats.

Nov 01, 2024, 16:05

Are you Treatening me? :)

Nov 01, 2024, 16:13

:D:D:D

 
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