Stormers vs Benetton URC 2025 R5

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Oct 25, 2025, 18:27

No Sacha show tonight.

Oct 25, 2025, 18:30

Well, no working stream either at the moment.

Oct 25, 2025, 18:34

Lol MNET has the game listen as "Bulls Highlights"

Oct 25, 2025, 18:36

That sounds like an insult.

Oct 25, 2025, 18:37

I have visuals. Hello Holly.

Oct 25, 2025, 18:37

Stormers over from close, Sandi the prop. no convo, 5-0 S

Oct 25, 2025, 18:37

I was watching Miss Holly bounce a little as she ran to the ruck.


Silver linings

Oct 25, 2025, 18:38

Let's hope for another Roos MOTM award

Oct 25, 2025, 18:39

Holly's not a bad ref.

Oct 25, 2025, 18:41

I've been impressed all the ladies really.


They're natural multitaskers so reffing suits the ladies

Oct 25, 2025, 18:42

Senatla down with something that looks painful/serious

Oct 25, 2025, 18:45

Jurie Matthee with the little inside kick we so long to see after his break down the touchline, but it rolled into no man's land unfortunately.

Oct 25, 2025, 18:48

5-3 S

Oct 25, 2025, 18:49

Holly nailing the Stormers. Long range shot coming up for Ben.

Oct 25, 2025, 18:49

Stompies giving away a good few penalties here.


No need to play this frantic pace against these shit teams.

Oct 25, 2025, 18:50

Mafia family are in the lead


5-6

Oct 25, 2025, 18:51

Nailed it, 55m roundabout. 6-5 B

Oct 25, 2025, 18:52

Matthee is no Sacha but he's looked handy so far. Nice pickup off his toes in that passage. Slots the penalty, 8-6 S

Oct 25, 2025, 18:52

Stompies take the lead back with a penalty of their own...


8-6

Oct 25, 2025, 18:59

Stompies defos not having it all their own way

Oct 25, 2025, 18:59

Wow, a droppie. Missed though. Lots of activity but not much penetration from the Stormers.

Oct 25, 2025, 18:59

That droppie attempt was closer than it looked on love view

Oct 25, 2025, 19:00

Should have been a penalty Ben there, Simelane in front of the kicker and kept going.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:01

That droppie attempt was closer than it looked on love view


Focus on the rugby and leave Holly alone, Plummie.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:02

Ben looking pretty competent here, definitely no Zebre. Oh damn that backhand pass to the wing, lol. Showoffs. Try Ben.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:03

And the Italians are in.


There very Italian winger Lynagh dots down after slick bit of backline play

Oct 25, 2025, 19:04

13-8 B

Oct 25, 2025, 19:05

And now Roos knocks.


Lol Paks, my phones keyboard is tiny. It's a damn miracle I can type anything

Oct 25, 2025, 19:05

Roos drops it in contact. Biceps taking up all the space and the ball just pops out.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:06

Menoncello at 13 there did a great job with that try - changing his line to the inside to keep Gelant honest before the backhand flippy to Lynagh.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:07

Must be a pain to watch and comment on a phone. I'd go nuts.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:08

34 minutes into this game and it's pretty clear why we all rate Sacha so highly

Oct 25, 2025, 19:09

The extremely Italian looking Umaga slots another 3. 16-8 B.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:09

Did Nel score that? He's claiming it

Oct 25, 2025, 19:10

Gelant's little speccy dribble leads to a try with it's speccy rolling. Holly will check though.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:10

Howzit Pakie. Are you on Livetv.sx? I tried on there, see the Stormers in there lime puke Green jerseys , but then adds …..betaway all the time?


Is there maybe a trick getting the actual Rugby to play with sound?

Oct 25, 2025, 19:11

Looks like the Ben bloke got pressure on it first.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:12

Hey MP. Yeah it's an ad ridden feed, you need to press skip ad every now and then and then it pops up an ad window you need to close and then you can watch a bit again. Only feed available though. The Unmute button just brings more ads so I just watch in silence.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:13

Galant goes from almost making a try to making a rookie error and kicking out no then full

Oct 25, 2025, 19:14

Zas with a booboo under the kick.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:15

Some pretty average tactical kicking by the Stormers.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:15

Hey hey, Jurie with a bit of Sacha flair. And then Ben wins the ground battle and gets a penalty.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:17

I'm reading Holly's lips and she's saying something about that Plum guy being a proper wanker.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:18

Another penalty to Bennies.


They'l slot this one and take an 11 point lead into the break


Nope he misses...still an 8 point lead

Oct 25, 2025, 19:18

Lickable penalty right on the break, should be 3 more for Ben. The Italian Umaga will line it up.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:19

Haha, you jinxed him Plum. He shanked that like he was in prison.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:20

Hahaha plum no luck with Holly:) Thanks Pakie I will try…

Oct 25, 2025, 19:31

Damn, Ben has been good under the high balls.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:31

Second half to start, Benetton arriving late, typical Italians

Oct 25, 2025, 19:32

Porthen the boy Bok wonder is on.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:34

Good little territory kick by Gelant.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:35

Jurie is doing a fine job at flyhalf. Nice distribution, usually taking the right option, not forcing anything. Looks like a cool customer. 16-11 B

Oct 25, 2025, 19:37

The Lions game has been the best one this weekend. Today's games have been proper eye hurters

Oct 25, 2025, 19:37

Play stopped for Gallo writhing on the ground.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:38

Yeah this is just as shit as the Stormers was last week but without Sacha to save them.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:39

I have always liked Jurie, consistent performer.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:39

I seem to have lost my feed.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:40

How quickl is Roos. A guy that size chasing the kick...impressive

Oct 25, 2025, 19:41

No, back in time to see Gelant blow a try. Jurie will take it though eventually.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:41

Stompies level it up. Nice team try!


Jurie finishing it off...but they're checking it

Oct 25, 2025, 19:41

Roos is a 12, man.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:42

Stompies in the lead, finally


16-18

Oct 25, 2025, 19:42

50/22 from Jurie, nicely done

Oct 25, 2025, 19:43

18-16 S for the thousands watching our comments instead of the game.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:44

Stop making fun of me, Pakie...I really think Roos could be a good 12.


The best even.


Better than Juju could ever be.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:44

Jurie needs a Bok callup.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:44

Can't play Roos and Juju as a combo, Juju won't be able to keep up in support when Roos hits the gap.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:45

Roos can carry Juju on his back and use him as an extra set of hands

Oct 25, 2025, 19:47

Classic bit of lineout interference and Jurie slots the 3. 21-16. How the turntables have...

Oct 25, 2025, 19:48

Mendy the Argentinian Italian making some good meters. Now space wide, Menocello feeds Marin for the score. They may check the pass.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:49

Diversity is working really well for Benetton. Yah they gonna check the pass it seems, called it. Oh no, something else. Didn't call it.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:50

And the Italians equalise...in the corner...so the conversion will be shaky...


called back...knock on...


Stompies lead is safe

Oct 25, 2025, 19:51

Nah that seems fine to me. Nitpicking to the extreme. No try though.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:51

Holly needs to get a tan...sake, she's transparent

Oct 25, 2025, 19:51

That is a really marginal call to cancel a try on.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:51

She's Scottish bro. They get in the sun they boil.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:53

Man I still hate these try callbacks. Beautiful try, ref called play on on that play, then everything is cancelled and we have to pretend it never happened.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:54

Nice bit of territory play by the Stompies...Italians with a defensive lineout and clearing their lines

Oct 25, 2025, 19:55

I think galant is actually retarded...what goes through his mind!!!???

Oct 25, 2025, 19:55

LOL, Gelant does a Gelant. As inevitable as the sun rising.

Oct 25, 2025, 19:56

Holly struggling to translate Scottish into Italian on the fly.

Oct 25, 2025, 20:02

Stormers defense pretty decent. Kickable for Bennies though.

Oct 25, 2025, 20:02

Wonder where Moz is at

Oct 25, 2025, 20:03

Super Mario Umaga gets another chance. Hooks it again.

Oct 25, 2025, 20:04

God damn, these collisions.

Oct 25, 2025, 20:06

I have Hooker, Seb, F Horn and Jurie as my SA players of the weekend

Oct 25, 2025, 20:07

Love how Coetze is angry that he had to go off, but can barely walk off the field alone

Oct 25, 2025, 20:07

Jurie deserves MOM here.

Oct 25, 2025, 20:08

Concussion will do that.

Oct 25, 2025, 20:09

Much like the Bulls, that disallowed try seemed to be the nail in Bennie's coffin.

Oct 25, 2025, 20:10

Jurie drills the penalty, 24-16 S

Oct 25, 2025, 20:13

Just no penetration on attack for Ben. Stormers defense well organized.

Oct 25, 2025, 20:14

I'd like to see DDA/Galant combo at 12/13.


haha

Oct 25, 2025, 20:15

Stompies off to a flyer this season anyway...that win against Leinster could turn out to be massive for them

Oct 25, 2025, 20:17

good moaning ... looks like I haven't missed much

Oct 25, 2025, 20:17

I'd like to see DDA/Galant combo at 12/13.


LOL. One will be the yin to the other one's...yin. Or something.

Oct 25, 2025, 20:18

Hey Blobbie. Nah not much. Some mildly entertaining moments.

Oct 25, 2025, 20:19

On a different note, Willemse has been very quiet at 12 for two games now. No dancing, no stepping, no breaking, not much of anything.

Oct 25, 2025, 20:20

Stormers get a last try to seal it. You gotta feel for Benetton.

Oct 25, 2025, 20:20

That's the game as the Capetonians look to have scored again


Looks like it'll finish 16-31 to the Stompers. Comprehensive in the end


Rassie will be mighty relieved that Roos didn't pick up another MOTM award

Oct 25, 2025, 20:21

Has Jurie gotten MOTM yet? Yes indeed. Hey hey, we called it.

Oct 25, 2025, 20:22

I just realised , Willemse was playing today :/


Anyhoos. Thanks for the company, Paks



Oct 25, 2025, 20:23

Likewise Plummie, have fun. Cheers everyone else.

Oct 27, 2025, 12:06

May I extend my sincerest apologies to Hollie Davidson for misspelling her name in this thread. It was Plum's fault for being too bejazzled by Hollie's charms to correct me.

Oct 27, 2025, 15:46

She's Jolly Holly and that's the last I wanna hear about it.


I have things to say about blowing...her whistle, but I'll refrain.



Oct 27, 2025, 16:10

I rest my case.

 
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