Waar's my tjop?
Waar's my tjop?
Oh no...this ref :(
Jou tjop is in my maag.
LOL, Stormers in already.
Sacha making the most of a poor pass and then a great line from Simelane. Sharp spot.
7-0
Sacha hoisting but too deep to trouble the Dragons.
Stompies score early. Have a feeling there are gonna be too many tries to count.
Sacha kicks again, but too deep, ball dead. Dropout goal line.
Any boerewors?
Willemse with a good dart and handy kick ahead putting Dragons under pressure, but Stormers penalized by the Italian, not sure why.
Just enough for breakfast tomorrow, Moz.
Gelant forces an offload that probably wasn't on.
Nice read and spot tackle by Loader.
I see Galant is full of Galant syndrome again
Seriously, this guy!
Another one of Dave's all time best Boks in existence
Hands beyond the ball?
The Italian effect already making its presence felt.
lol first time I've seen that...
One of the Dragons forwards calling set haha
Dragons maul crumbled like a cookie.
Sacha just making 60m with the free kick like it's no problem
Galant messes up again...
Interesting pass by Sacha, thought it hadn't worked for a second there. Willemse drops the Gelant pass.
Roos needs to make himself felt in this game.
These are smasher and basher conditions, so he needs to smash and bash if that's who he is
Stormers now get a scrum penalty. Sacha boots it to inside the 22.
Stormers getting manhandled.
Slaapman drops a high pass from Sacha ending the Stormers attack. They didn't get anywhere.
Roos at 12 making some yards.
Here's a scrum o the Dragons 10 where Riis could run from the back...
It goes to the backline and Sacha with a nice little trick to get Roos the ball.
Held up
Theunissen almost through off the short pass, just gets ankle tapped and ends up held up.
LOL Pakie
Another Sacha kick goes too deep.
Timing off between Sacha and Dweba, another Stormers attack dies.
Can somebody, anybody, hold onto a pass from Sacha tonight?
The Italian trying to teach Dweba the language. A bemused look ensues.
Scrums an absolute shambles.
Sacha misses touch from the penalty, scrum Dragons.
Sacha not kicking well today.
Not kicking that penalty out was a bad mistake
He'll do better to start running it.
Dragons now with width, good cover tackle by Senatla.
The Welsh boys are outphysicalling the Stormers. Willemse picked up and casually held waiting for the whistle.
Long break for an injury...
Scrum...
Reset...
Free kick Stompies
Well we're still waiting for one proper scrum aren't we?
Another kick too deep.
Sacha with a nice dab into space, but the bounce doesn't play along for the Stormers.
Roos throws something resembling a godawful pass. Dragons has it. They kick it dead.
This ref is a curse.
Another kak game so far
Not much shape to the game after that fast start.
Dang, the Stompies cheerleaders looking...spicy.
I wonder if Draad is watching them more than the rugby.
Now you stoppa de nonsense, you playa de good, I giva de penoltee fora de blue team.
Sacha spectacularly shanks the attempted penalty goal.
Sacha going for 3 from halfway after a scrum penalty
...he misses badly
7-0 to the Stompies with the score unchanged
LOL, Stormers forwards getting no change out of their carries into the Dragons defense.
Sacha demonstrating he is human after all
Dragons on the other hand is busting the advantage line with every carry.
You holda on to de balla, I blowa de wheestle. De Villiers wins the penalty on the ground.
My word the Stormers are playing badly.
Great try Stormers off the quick throw. Dweba with a terrific offload outside to Senatla after creating space with the inside angled run.
There’s a fine try….great offload by Dweba
Now Plum, don't be cynical :)
Dwebs!!!
That was amazing!
Great run, great offload.
Stomers scoring in the corner after Joseph makes the run and of his life
Haha I'm having dinners...will be quiet for a while
I wonder if Draad is watching them more than the rugby.
Oh he's watching them.
Senatla and Willemse combines for another one.
Dragons got themselves all bunched up in the middle there creating the space outside.
And another one…good perseverance by Willemse
19-0
The Italian Stallion is checking for a high hit on Sacha.
Maka de peektoor beeggor, I forgotta my glasses ata de hotel.
Oh FFS there's nothing in that, carry on.
If anything the tackle on Sacha was high….this is nonsense
Or whatever they're checking, I don't have sound so no idea what's going on. Slaapman ends up with a card.
Try reversed? Such bullshit. 14-0
Well at last a proper scrum to end the half.
Apparently you now can’t twist in the tackle even if the neck isn’t involved…not a big deal here but imagine this call in a close test.
We must write Meloni so she can deport this idiot somewhere where they don't play rugby.
I almost choked on my dinner at that yellow card.
This ref...
Lovely little offload to get the Dragons though there
Whoa what a pass by Dragons, that deserved a try. Great move stopping tackle by Gelant though.
I wonder if this ref and his brother will ever actually rescue the princess
Stormers scrum penalized, easy 3 if Dragns want it. They tap though.
I wonder if this ref and his brother will ever actually rescue the princess
More like they'll give her a yellow card for twisting in her sleep.
Dragons muscle over, their physical dominance had to start counting somewhere.
And the Dragons get some reward!
They miss the cinversion
14-5
No extras, 14-5
Kick the three, eat up some yellow time.
Some kung fu from Senatla
Show us more of the Welsh physio...
She's so...professional.
17-5
Jesus Plum leave the ladies alone, let Draad have his fun.
17-5 to the Stompies as Sacha slots a penalty
Slaapman back on.
Marcel with a terrific break and Ungerer scores. Who saw that coming!
I'll leave her but I just wanna find out how much she squats...
And also if she has a boyfriend.
Sacha kicks it like he's paid to miss.
22-5
Stompies score!
Lovely try.
Fancy that, the modern game and a 100kg guys steps through midfield to put a backline player away for a try.
Sacha missed the conversion ...
22-5
Dragons now getting some tackle medicine from the Stormers. Good punt into the corner though.
Fancy that, the modern game and a 100kg guys steps through midfield to put a backline player away for a try.
Well Marcel is now challenging Roos at 12. You have some selection conundrums coming up.
Hartzenberg on for Senatla, who's had a good game.
Aaand Gelant passes to no one, but the Stormers manage to regain momentum. Then they run into each other. Then Roos passes to no one.
Lots of Galant syndrome in that passage of play
Roos no look pass to Gelant and misses him….now you know how it feels Warrick!
Bit of Sharks syndrome as well. Sometimes I get the feeling they're trying to be just a little too cute instead of just doing the simple basic things right.
Cute looks great when it works, but pretty stupid when it doesn't.
I’m missing the sheer pace of JJ Julius
Handbags, quality stuff, not knockoffs.
Leinster is destroying Zebre, 62-0.
Aspinal vs Prada, Gucci hovering on the side.
25 mins to go and the Stompies lead by 17
At attacking scrum for the Stormer just inside the Dragons 22.
A few phases, then a whistle and some handbag.
Penalty to the Stormers. They need the bonus point.
...they go for a scrum right under the sticks
reset
the ref says "be better" lol
Roos runs it, Galant gets it and passes to Willemse who gets the try
Gelant puts Willemse through.
Nicely done by Willemse drifting on the pass.
50 bucks says ou Maaik will be waxing lyrical about Willemse a wee bit later.
Moz, he was here, but he was so fast that the cameras didn't pick him up.
Willemse and Esterhozen both making their claims this week
Dragons is strong physically but so pedantic out back.
Simelane running some fine lines tonight.
That looked mighty forward to Dweba from him though.
Simalani always runs like someone with a knife is chasing him
‘The Break’ Plum, did you see THE break yesterday. Dave was very excited but quieter after I pointed out the oppo sub flank caught him from behind.
Gelant is such a lucky packet.
Another Gelant no look pass goes astray and the moron commentator talks about silky skills.
It wasn't even a break though, he just had some space.
...and the got caught by a flanker.
He really has no top speed. Sucks for him because there's nothing to do if you simply can't run fast enough.
But Stansky said he is lighting, so he must be
Stransky is the biggest sycophant that ever blessed a commentary box.
Anyway, Dave is gonna read all these comments and come donder us haha
I’m waiting for the Sacha header off the high ball….it would have worked there
Oh no…did they just say Libbok is back for selection!
Saffex will be very balanced
Lots of terrible kicking on display now.
They were talking about Manie in studio before the game and the vide I got is that isn't really space/need for him anymore.
Sacha comes off, replaced by Dups
Yeah, Dave is well know for his highly objective views
So who gets MOM here? No real standouts, lots of good performances.
BS spreader Plum…how do you rate Hozen vs Willemse this week?
Oh there's still 15 minutes left. Jeez this half is dragging.
AE > Willemse
has to be
Good to see the Cape is still producing great female talent
Good tackle Willemse to shut down the Dragons attack.
AE and Willemse plays two different games. Depends on what you want.
Pakie you can have them.
Just leave the Welsh physio lady for me
Haha….Oom Saaiman might disagree
I rate Willemse massively, but he's not a 12.
I'd prefer him as a 23 and 15
Dragons start their glorious comeback.
29-12
Welsh physio says she'll have you only if you can pronounce 14 consonants in a row correctly, Plum.
You may practice by gargling petrol.
Probably move Fassi to wing when Kolbe retires, Willemse at 15.
That's what I'd do anyway
I can speak her language…’the physio there’s pretty’.
And lucky packet Gelant comes good again. Hartzenberg scores. Dude with the white headgear on for the Stormers has been busy, carried three times in the lead up to that try.
Oom Saaiman doesn't actually watch the games. Neither does Dave.
How do I know?
Mike - AE was terrible last night
Dave - Hooker did nothing last night
Tell me you only watch highlights without saying you only watch highlights
36-12
Good one on one tackle Willemse.
Some nice phases by the Dragons there.
Gosh, then Welsh teams took a battering this weekend.
Disagree, they both could have watched the game and still come to those conclusions.
Beautiful try Stormers, finished by Paul de Wet.
Beautiful score by the Stormers!!!
Galant doing some nice things in the second half.
An offload fest….more offloads in that one move than the Boks made at the WC.
Great conversion. 43-12
Willemse gets the conversion...
43-12 to the Stompies
LOL, Simelane's facial expressions.
And Simelane in off another Gelant pass.
Hugo Venter has some gas.
I guess he's the second fastest man in SA.
Oh no, he grounded it short surely. Haha that looked short as hell, can't believe they're not checking it.
Game over
48-12
Try fest in the end.
A much better second half for the Stompies
I like this…..NZ teams used to do this to us, play to the death piling on the points. Not wanting the game to end.
Thanks for the laughs boys
Who is MOTM?
Cheers guys….good fun
I'm guessing it will go to Willemse.
It seems Sacha is human after all.
Sacha may have choked on some of his own hype. Never a bad thing to be brought down to earth a bit.
Pakie
I agree wih you on that one - after being brilliant in two matches - he was very average today,
The playe who proves beyond any doubt ihe s in lne for the inside center position is Willemse - if he is not starttng for the Springboks he will be on the bench because he will cover virtually all positions in he backline/
It was wet in Cape Town...not ideal for Sasha rugga...I'm going again Friday.
What a nice evening...regardless of the weather.
Yes, weather, Sacha, bla bla bla. What about the girls Draad, the GUUUURLS? Asking for Plum, of course.
Kwaai katte oral wa jy kyk Pakie...die Kaap is weer Hollands!
"Stransky is the biggest sycophant that ever blessed a commentary box."
Matthew Pierce: "Hold my beer!"
It's official, I wanna see the Welsh physio in hot pants more than I'd like to see Roos at 12.
In 2000 I bought a house in tnle Manotr Beach and spent a fortune to have it renovated, One of the guys who worked on tht one was the sn of a guy whom I know well, He was a preferece of the =girls who welcome the Sharks onto the team and h ahd a ield day wth them. Years later I had to see a specialist about something and the poor bugger had a back problem due to all his exercise endeavours with teh girls invlved, Must have effected his spine in the end.
So the moral of the story was you want to see the Welsh girl in hot pants - but would she wanted to see you at all. So dream on - you are not going to get anywhere. LOL
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