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ENG vs RSA - Springbok Lineouts

Started by Augenöffner25 REPLIES1,116 VIEWS· 06 Nov 2018, 09:57
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Augenöffner
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
06 Nov 2018, 09:57
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06 Nov 2018, 09:57#1

04:08 - Lineout 01; S02; PB; (1.4.5.3) (BOK PEN)

04:52 - Lineout 02; S02; ML; (1.4.5.7.3) *S6 outside S5

13:12 - Lineout 03; S02; ML; (1.4.5.8.3) *S6 outside S5 (BOK PEN)

14:39 - Lineout 04; S02; ML; (1.8.4.5.7.3) *S6 outside S4

15:26 - Lineout 05; S02; ML; (1.4.3-5.7-8) *S6 outside S3

16:57 - Lineout 06; S02; OT; (1.4-3.5.7-8) *S6 outside S4 

23:38 - Lineout 07; S02; PB; (1.4.5.7.3)

25:17 - Lineout 08; S02; ML; (1.4.3.5.7.8) *S6 outside S3

27:52 - Lineout 09; S02; OT; (1.4.5.3. 7 .8.6)

28:16 - Lineout 10; S02; BB; (7.4.5.8)

35:52 - Lineout 11; S02; FP; (7---4.5.8) *S7 long to S9

42:45 - Lineout 12; S02; BB; (7---19.5.8)

43:40 - Lineout 13; S02; OT; (1.8.19.5.7.3) *S6 outside S5

45:54 - Lineout 14; S02; ML; (1.19.5.7.3) *S6 outside S5 (BOK PEN)

46:49 - Lineout 15; S02; BB; (1.19.5.7.3) 

52:56 - Lineout 16; S02; ML; (1.19.5.7.3) *S6 outside S5 (BOK PEN)

53:58 - Lineout 17; S02; TO; (1.19.5.7.3) *S6 outside S5

80:11 - Lineout 18; S16; BB; (7.19.20.5)


BB - Bird Ball

PB - Pop Ball

ML - Maul

OT - Overthrow

LB - Lost Ball 

TO - Turnover

SP - Springbok Penalty 

AP - Opposition Penalty

RT - Retake

FP - Front Pass

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Rooinek
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
06 Nov 2018, 10:01
#2
06 Nov 2018, 10:01#2
I think we can safely call that Dim-Sum's least stupid posting ever.
Edit: Scrap that, he edited his blank posting and added some stupidity.
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Augenöffner
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
06 Nov 2018, 10:05
#3
06 Nov 2018, 10:05#3

Yip-yap from O mlett. Remember, I own you. Whenever we talk rugby, you turn yellow. Better you snap at Mozart's ankles. Better yet, disappear. 

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Rooinek
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
06 Nov 2018, 10:08
#4
06 Nov 2018, 10:08#4

Hahaha!

Omlett calling someone else "omlett".

You're welcome to call me "omelette" if you think I have egg on my face, Dim-Sum. I'll use "omlett" for you . . . and "omellete" for Moffie.

Edit: I'll have to get used to Dim-Sum's habit of posting something and then quickly editing it while I'm typing a reply.

"Whenever we talk rugby, you turn yellow."

When have we "talked rugby", Omlett?

I told you, I don't waste my time with someone who is so stupid that he doesn't get obvious sarcasm . . . or else such a sickening and grovelling suck up that he pretends not to get the sarcasm to protect his beloved Massster.

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Augenöffner
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
06 Nov 2018, 10:11
#5
06 Nov 2018, 10:11#5

Du frisst das Omlett. 

Man, you are so slow. Maybe you just specialise in Cuo, so I'll let you off this time. Always eager, always dopey. Such a laugh. I can understand why you are so miserable with your life that you have to preoccupy yourself with the lives of others.


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Rooinek
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
06 Nov 2018, 10:15
#6
06 Nov 2018, 10:15#6
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"We hatesss Rooinek . . . we lovess the Masssster . . . Gollum!"
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Mozart
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
06 Nov 2018, 16:22
#7
06 Nov 2018, 16:22#7
Hahaha wrong again, he always called himseld Sméagol, never Gollum as you claim with your quotes. Schooled again.
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Rooinek
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
06 Nov 2018, 16:54
#8
06 Nov 2018, 16:54#8
Hahahahahahahaha!
Guess who still hasn't read the book?
"Schooled", LMAO!
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Mozart
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
06 Nov 2018, 17:09
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06 Nov 2018, 17:09#9
Read the book in London in 1970....I don't believe he ever called himself Gollum. But that's beside the point you are referencing the movie by showing the image......and clearly you just screwed up. Schooled again.....hahahaha!
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Beeno1
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
06 Nov 2018, 17:11
#10
06 Nov 2018, 17:11#10

Rooitwit you have an obvious choice should you decide to change your avatar!

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Rooinek
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
06 Nov 2018, 17:14
#11
06 Nov 2018, 17:14#11
No, you stupendously stupid and poorly educated dope, he was called "Gollum" because of his habit of saying the word "Gollum!" at the end of his sentences.
Anyone who's actually read the book would know that.
"Schooled" says "Omellete" . . . sssschplotttttt!!!
LMAO!
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Mozart
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
06 Nov 2018, 17:26
#12
06 Nov 2018, 17:26#12
It's not what he was called you blithering idiot. It's what he called himself....and clearly at the point of your quote he was calling himself 'Sméagol'. In the movie for sure....and in the book: "Hullo, Smeagol!" Frodo said. "Found any food? Have you had any rest?" "No food, no rest, nothing for Smeagol," said Gollum. "He's a sneak." "Don't take names to yourself, Smeagol," Frodo said. "It's unwise, whether they are true or false." "Smeagol has to take what's given to him," answered Gollum. "He was given that name by kind Master Samwise, the hobbit that knows so much.” J.R.R. Tolkien, The Two Towers ...... Schplotttttttttttt!
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Rooinek
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
06 Nov 2018, 17:47
#13
06 Nov 2018, 17:47#13
Please, you semi-literate moron, don't be lecturing me on The Lord of the Rings trilogy which I have read several times when you clearly haven't read the book. 
Yes, we all know his original name was Smeagol and the fact that you think this is some kind of revelation is further proof of your laughable ignorance. 
The point that you completely missed (because you've never read the book) is that when Gollum spoke (after he was possessed by the Ring), he often ended his sentence with a "swallowing" sound which Tolkien wrote as "Gollum". 
Now, if you didn't know that - and you clearly didn't - then you didn't read the book . . . which kind of makes you a conceited and pretentious fool.
LMAO!
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Mozart
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
06 Nov 2018, 18:02
#14
06 Nov 2018, 18:02#14
Down to the insults as you lose the argument....as you always do. I read the Trilogy long before you did....just as I read all the Game of Thrones books long before they became popular. Which is completely irrelevant. You posted your usual Gollum image and produced a quote where Gollum called himself "Gollum". If one has seen the movie the mistake is obvious.....he was calling himself Sméagol at that point in the movie. But even more conclusive the quote from the book shows that even in the book he was calling himself Sméagol. You just got it wrong so all you can snobbishly claim is that I never read the book.......which is hilariously also wrong. I have read many SF and fantasy novels. You really are a pathetic and bumbling social snob..
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clevermike
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06 Nov 2018, 19:17
#15
06 Nov 2018, 19:17#15

What has this to do with the line-outs on Saturday????????

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Mozart
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
06 Nov 2018, 19:28
#16
06 Nov 2018, 19:28#16
Ask Massster....hahahaha!
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Mozart
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
06 Nov 2018, 19:28
#17
06 Nov 2018, 19:28#17
Ask Massster....hahahaha!
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Mozart
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
06 Nov 2018, 19:53
#18
06 Nov 2018, 19:53#18
Now let me school Massster. The capital for Gollum in your quote can only be interpreted as Gollum calling himself Gollum. But let's give you a pass and say it was just an ignorant mistake and you were really referencing Gollum's coughing. Point number one Tolkien always did the cough in lower letters 'gollum'.....and often he did 'gollum, gollum'......never 'Gollum'. Then on page 225 of the Two Towers in my First Collector's Edition, published in 1974.....Sam takes off the rope round Gollum's neck, and Tolkien writes: 'From that moment a change, which lasted a long time, came over him. He spoke with less hissing and whining' And in fact after that 'gollum' and 'gollum, gollum' disappears from his speech.....and he only refers to himself as Sméagol. So if you were using Gollum and Massster in a sentence you were also wrong....he stopped coughing when he became Sméagol again. And he did that when he accepted his Massster for expediency The only times he uses 'gollum' again is when he (rarely) reverts to the bad Gollum, and when he does that he doesn't call Frodo 'Massster' or even 'Master' as it's written in the book. .... Do you feel thoroughly schooled? And if you want me to provide any more quotes from my First Collectors edition you need only ask. What a wipe out...hahaha!
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Augenöffner
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06 Nov 2018, 21:16
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06 Nov 2018, 21:16#19

I didn't start a thread, I dug a trench. The fool predictably offered himself up as its inhabitant. Now we shovel the dirt. RIP.


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DbDraad
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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
06 Nov 2018, 21:27
#20
06 Nov 2018, 21:27#20

I loved the T2 quote...10/10!!!

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Rooinek
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
06 Nov 2018, 21:50
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06 Nov 2018, 21:50#21
What a truly pathetic comeback from a truly pathetic little man who realized he'd just got yet another load of fresh "omellete" all over his fat face.
Maybe your Servile Gimps might believe you did any schooling . . . the rest of us are wondering if you ever went to school.
LMAO!
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Mozart
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
06 Nov 2018, 22:00
#22
06 Nov 2018, 22:00#22
Well there you have it....the insult that follows the schooling. Tell you what 'smartypants'....you find one example where Gollum uses Master and gollum or even gollum, gollum in one sentence and I'll call it a draw. And if you can't , say you're sorry and drown your sorrows. Like taking candy from a baby.....hahaha!
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Rooinek
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
06 Nov 2018, 22:00
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06 Nov 2018, 22:00#23
A draw?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yes, "Rhymer"!
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Mozart
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
06 Nov 2018, 22:03
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06 Nov 2018, 22:03#24
That would be the Urinal concession right there....game, set and match.
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Rooinek
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
06 Nov 2018, 22:15
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06 Nov 2018, 22:15#25
Moffie, I'll ask the question again . . . did you or did you not refer to "Rhymer Wormtongue" in a LOTR discussion with me a few years ago instead of "Grima Wormtongue"?
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Mozart
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
06 Nov 2018, 23:00
#26
06 Nov 2018, 23:00#26
Concession and diversion.....too funny. But let's be helpful, which would you prefer Rhymer, Grima or perhaps just Wormtongue, it seems so apt?
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