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Fat Protea women cricket team look like they're on the same diet as David

Started by Chippo5 REPLIES6,843 VIEWS· 05 Mar 2020, 13:45
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ChippoPro3,372 posts
05 Mar 2020, 13:45
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05 Mar 2020, 13:45#1
Has anyone noticed how grossly overweight the Protea women are?My god!!Some of them used to be nice and lean, like you'd expect a sportswoman to be.
Dane' van Niekerk looks like she's the man in her relationship! The kind that spends afternoons watching rugby and drinking beer in her grade 5 rugby shorts while her wife (Marizanne Kapp) earns a living.
Lizelle Lee looks like a Blue Bulls front rower.Chloe Tryon looks like the chubby kid that we all teased at school for having moobs!Nadine de Klerk looks like someone inflated her upper abdomen and cheeks with heliumMignon du Preez looks like she just gave birth (but omg she's still hot)

I mean WTF!Surely as a part of a professional sports body, their nutrition needs to be taken care of?
Mignon and Dane were both absolutly stunning when they first came on to the scene.
I really don't believe its a medical issue... as most of the were very lean and trim a few years ago.

Non the less, well played ladies. Knocked out in the semi's to our old foe.



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ChippoPro3,372 posts
05 Mar 2020, 13:56
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05 Mar 2020, 13:56#2
Lizelle Lee was promised a Big Mac each time she hit a boundary

Chloe Tryon scrambling for the last Kit Kat
Dane van Niekerk just finished her case of Castle Lager
ok so im battling to find pics of du Preez looking chunky. it seems like its a more recent thing that she's picked up weight.Plus, she just looks too nice to pick on!
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
05 Mar 2020, 15:40
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05 Mar 2020, 15:40#3
Strange obsession with my weight by a bunch of pricks that have never met me For the record I’ve never been fat in my life
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ChippoPro3,372 posts
05 Mar 2020, 16:24
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05 Mar 2020, 16:24#4
Dave you just sound like a fat person. Thats all.
Plus the fact that you bought a new house just because there was a Tesco Extra around the corner from it!

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ChippoPro3,372 posts
05 Mar 2020, 16:34
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05 Mar 2020, 16:34#5


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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
05 Mar 2020, 18:28
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05 Mar 2020, 18:28#6
Chip chip is that your attempt at humour Fuck me stick to picking your nose
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