My mate meets Faf

A really good mate of mine is out in SA on honeymoon at the moment and he went to Newlands today to get tickets for the next two days play. He and his wife had a good chat with Faf. My mate said his wife found Faf very, very attractive!! He is such a naughty shit - reckons Faf did him a favour and did all his foreplay for him for the night. It was straight to business for him after supper!!

It’s like when my wife met Dave. She still speaks about his lovely thick greasy hair.

Jamie and I play cricket together so I guess team is involved....but i get you Moz Geez Chip I’m going to get a complex if it’s not short, fat and bald it’s greasy hair. I wash my hair everyday, I promise!!!