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What the heck happened?

Started by Deus Ex Lemur11 REPLIES2,549 VIEWS· 07 Jan 2023, 00:29
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Deus Ex LemurPro2,355 posts
07 Jan 2023, 00:29
#1
07 Jan 2023, 00:29#1

It's been a very long time since I watched the Proteas play, as I never did have much interest in cricket, but I have been hearing a lot of people talk smack about this team lately. Is this the worst the Proteas have ever been? I remember there used to be some great talent and good all-rounders. Big names. This clown show seems to be worse than the Boks! Can someone give me a run down of the decline? 

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
07 Jan 2023, 01:47
#2
07 Jan 2023, 01:47#2
Doos just fuck off and stick to knitting You know fuck all about cricket and even less about rugby
DE
Deus Ex LemurPro2,355 posts
07 Jan 2023, 02:02
#3
07 Jan 2023, 02:02#3

Did you wake up with your face in the urinal again Saffex? Alcohol abuse is a dark path to lose oneself in; don't give up!


CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
07 Jan 2023, 08:16
#4
07 Jan 2023, 08:16#4

Back to cricket.   In the present test another hero of Mozart - Klaasen played.   As expected he flopped and scored only 2 runs.   Erwee and Elgar failed again and the situation is sick beyond imagination.

I believe that idiotic fools like l'Grande Merde (the Greatest Shit) should not post anything on site - whether it is on rugby or cricket issues.  H in particular is shown idiocy in every pst he ever posted - whether it is under his name or the endless number if user names he used in the past.  Best to ignore the idiot .         

DE
Deus Ex LemurPro2,355 posts
07 Jan 2023, 12:05
#5
07 Jan 2023, 12:05#5

Michael, you sound drunk. 

DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
09 Jan 2023, 12:51
#6
09 Jan 2023, 12:51#6

Doos XL, I'm surprised that you're haven't as yet received and answer to your question, I could oblige but listen it's probably best if your bumchum Piles our resident Neurologist come schoolboy opening bowler and batsman and/or our resident coach and wicket keeper Plumchum does the honours, one might be forgiven for thinking that they have the necessary credentials.

A head nudge up the you know where might do the trick.

Good luck with that.

RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
09 Jan 2023, 13:25
#7
09 Jan 2023, 13:25#7
"Doos XL, I'm surprised that you're haven't as yet received and answer to your question, I could oblige but listen it's probably best if your bumchum Piles our resident Neurologist come schoolboy opening bowler and batsman and/or our resident coach and wicket keeper Plumchum does the honours, one might be forgiven for thinking that they have the necessary credentials.

A head nudge up the you know where might do the trick.

Good luck with that."
LMAO!
Doos XL learning cricket from Moffie and ButtPlug. He could integrate x squared as he tried to pull a yorker.
B etter not speak too soon though, for all we know the Metonese are very good at cricket.
PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
09 Jan 2023, 14:10
#8
09 Jan 2023, 14:10#8
Basically the entire top 6 needs to be replaced. I think they’re averaging under 280 in the 1st innings over the last 3 years(this is off the top of my head but it feels like somewhere between 250-300). There’s no problem with the bowling but at this point i’d play Markram instead of Maharaj…so that we bat further down and because i don’t see much difference between their bowling threat.
DE
Deus Ex LemurPro2,355 posts
09 Jan 2023, 17:17
#9
09 Jan 2023, 17:17#9
Why is it that the most vulgar people also happen to be illiterate and post useless content? They also, as it is here, seem to have an anal fetish. 
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