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A practical solution to this mess . . .

Started by Rooinek34 REPLIES427 VIEWS· 20 Jan 2026, 19:14
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 Jan 2026, 19:14
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20 Jan 2026, 19:14#1

I have a very simple solution that would sort out the world's single biggest current issue . . . and we can go back to trying to save Ukraine and releasing the Epstein files.


It's simple.


Give the USA not just Greenland but Canada as well.


Basically, split Canada into Quebec/Canada and make them the 51st and 52nd US states. Greenland becomes the 53rd state.


There's just one very important and deal-making condition to all this . . . Mark Carney becomes the president of this new Union of States.


Denmark might accept that as a solution . . . or Denmark can simply become the 54th state.


Problem sorted.


PS Oh and all 53 states compete in Olympic Games and stuff like that as independent states.

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sharkbokCaptain20,097 posts
20 Jan 2026, 19:22
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20 Jan 2026, 19:22#2

Sounds good, but I thought of another solution. A succesor to Tyler Robinson.

Tyler Robinson was hero we needed, but the hero we got was Thomas Crooks.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
20 Jan 2026, 19:23
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20 Jan 2026, 19:23#3

Denmark are just loving the attention they're getting.


They get to flex how much more sophisticated they believe they are than the yanks.

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Stavanger1Pro4,532 posts
20 Jan 2026, 19:27
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20 Jan 2026, 19:27#4

That's not hard now is it.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 Jan 2026, 19:27
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20 Jan 2026, 19:27#5

"They get to flex how much more sophisticated they believe they are than the yanks."


I guess different people would measure this in different ways . . . but personally, I'd say Danish people are significantly more sophisticated than the average Yank.


Emphasis on the word "average". The US has some truly wonderful people. Think Bruce Springsteen, Robert de Niro, Taylor Swift . . .

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Stavanger1Pro4,532 posts
20 Jan 2026, 19:48
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20 Jan 2026, 19:48#6

Somehow Trump throwing a hissy fit at the Danes has been turned into attention seeking by the Danes.


Trump has royally fucked up this time. Either he TACO's on his tariff threats against those 8 European countries and backs down on his Greenland demand or we end up in a trade war that takes the whole world economy down.


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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 Jan 2026, 19:55
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20 Jan 2026, 19:55#7

Bozo has a press conference coming up. It will be all about how wonderful he is, how great America is doing because of him and how unfair and stupid Europe are being.

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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
20 Jan 2026, 20:52
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20 Jan 2026, 20:52#8

Kyk en leer...you all were up in arms just 13 months ago about the markets being destroyed by the tariffs...lol, look at them now...remember to bump this thread next year...

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 Jan 2026, 21:06
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20 Jan 2026, 21:06#9

Bozo has been holding up photos of bad people for the first 10 minutes while exposing his laughable ignorance. He holds up one without looking saying, "this is the kind of thing these terrible people are doing . . . it's incredible . . . mostly hispanic of course . . . blah blah blah . . . terrible, terrible things" and he holds up a photo of some guy up for DUI.


Earlier on he attempted to read . . . saying this terrible person is gulity of "international murder" before holding up his picture saying "intentional murder."


Now he's holding up his "Big book of all the wonderful things I've done" and showing everyone how thick it is.


LMAO!

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
20 Jan 2026, 21:06
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20 Jan 2026, 21:06#10

I have a very simple solution all women should wear a hijab to stand up against Islamophobia. ….as recommended by the President of Australia. Leaders of the theme park cracking up….Macron begging for Chinese investment. The Tax Haven no doubt figuring out how to get it’s cut,

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 Jan 2026, 21:08
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20 Jan 2026, 21:08#11

Watching a Bozo speech is hilarious . . . but at the same time, you can't help cringe a bit, knowing that mankind has plumbed these depths.


He just called himself a greater financial genius than Warren Buffet.


LMAO!

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 Jan 2026, 21:19
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20 Jan 2026, 21:19#12

Tariffs are incredible apparently.


He just told us what 13 x 10 is.


Loony asylums all over the world are empty because all the bad people were all dropped off in places like California and Minnesolta.


Back to how wonderful tariffs are . . .

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
20 Jan 2026, 21:26
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20 Jan 2026, 21:26#13

‘Minnesolta’….hahaha….the dying of the light. An old coot posting without his guard rails.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 Jan 2026, 21:27
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20 Jan 2026, 21:27#14

Everyone who was cut from their federal jobs by Bozo found jobs that paid three times better because of Bozo's brilliance . . . and tariffs, of course.


Illegal immigration is down 99.999 %. Amazing! We're even getting "reverse migration" . . . but it's only the very bad people (Congo, Somalia, Hispanic) getting sent back . . . and it's all thanks to ICE . . . and tariffs!


LMAO!

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 Jan 2026, 21:32
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20 Jan 2026, 21:32#15

When I heard the woman who was killed . . . it's so tragic, I heard her father was a big Trump fan. So sad. He was a Trump fan!


(He really did say the above)


Now it's ships and insurance money. Turns out it's not a problme because we hit them the same way we hit Venezuela.


Somalia is the worst country in the world if it's even a country. Ilan Omar is from Somalia. I can't stand her.



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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 Jan 2026, 21:36
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20 Jan 2026, 21:36#16

I was doing great against Biden (worst ever president) and then all of a sudden I got Kamala.


I named it the Gulf of America. I wanted it to be the Gulf of Trump . . . that does have a good ring.


Now he's saying something about the Civil War slaves but somehow the Chinese got into the conversation.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 Jan 2026, 21:41
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20 Jan 2026, 21:41#17

DC was a very dangerous place before I came along. Now you can walk from here to a restaurant. You can even have a lover.


The elections in Minnesota are rigged. I won it three times.


It's still all Biden's fault.



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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 Jan 2026, 21:44
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20 Jan 2026, 21:44#18

I was quite the baseball player, you wouldn't believe. The coach said to my mom "he can be a professional baseball player".


LMAO!

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
20 Jan 2026, 21:49
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20 Jan 2026, 21:49#19

TDS….you can’t stop these loons!

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 Jan 2026, 21:50
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20 Jan 2026, 21:50#20

I ended so many unendable wars. They were going to go Nuclear. President Trump saved 10 million people.


Bozo has just found out the Aswan Dam was built on the Nile.


Putin said to me I don't know how you ended the Armenia Azerbaijan war but you did.


I should have got a Nobel Prize for each war I ended but no, Trump saves tens of millions of lives it's all Norway. It's in Norway, you know, they control it.

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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
20 Jan 2026, 21:52
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20 Jan 2026, 21:52#21

Grrrr grrr grrrr!...rabies is deadly when not treated immediately.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 Jan 2026, 21:54
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20 Jan 2026, 21:54#22

I did more for NATO than any other person alive or dead.


I renamed the Department of Defence to the Department of War . . . which everyone loves, by the way . . .

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 Jan 2026, 21:55
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20 Jan 2026, 21:55#23

Hey, I'm just transcribing. Bozo is providing the entertainment. If you don't believe me go watch it.


I rebuilt the military in my first term by the way, then Biden gave it all away and now I'm building it again.


We withdrew from the corrupt World Health Organization.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 Jan 2026, 21:58
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20 Jan 2026, 21:58#24

We ended the fake Paris Climate Accord. We had to pay top dollar so I terminated that.


I ended the insane electric vehicle mandate. I like Elon. I like his car.

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Stavanger1Pro4,532 posts
20 Jan 2026, 22:00
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20 Jan 2026, 22:00#25

Kyk en leer...you all were up in arms just 13 months ago about the markets being destroyed by the tariffs...lol, look at them now...remember to bump this thread next year...


Trump threatens China with massive tarriff.


China responds by restricting rare earth minerals.


Trump caves.


Trump threatens massive global tarriff that go up and down causing major uncertainity.


Bond markets begin to tank.


Trump massively scales back tariifs and applies numerous exemptions.


Bond markets recover. But remaining tariffs contribute to keeping inflation above target.


Largely unrelated A.I. bubble causes stock market to boom.


Trump succeeds in forcing Europe into an unfavourable trade deal, but overeaches 6 months later in such an egregious attempt at blackmail that Europe pauses the deal and prepares major retailitory action of its own.


Idiot Trump supporters think Trump knows what he's doing and not a unhinged lunatic.


I have a very simple solution all women should wear a hijab to stand up against Islamophobia. ….as recommended by the President of Australia. Leaders of the theme park cracking up….Macron begging for Chinese investment. The Tax Haven no doubt figuring out how to get it’s cut,


Speaking of idiots look at this drivel post.




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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 Jan 2026, 22:03
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20 Jan 2026, 22:03#26

I ended the Green New scam.


I terminated the absurd tailpipe emissions tariff.


China will eat our lunch.


Tariffs are still the best . . . by a lot.


San Francisco communists are bad.


Ended Biden's war on coal.


We banned transgenders from the military . . . we don't want transgenders in our military.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 Jan 2026, 22:10
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20 Jan 2026, 22:10#27

None of the news sites can take any more. Sky and CNN both taking a break while he rambles on about the same crap. Last I saw he pretty much invented AI.


Trying Al Jazeera . . . they still have him . . . . he's talking about Zuckerberg, Bezos . . . they're doing brilliantly because of me.


Drug dealers are way down in the USA.


Questions incoming!


Bozo's Board of Peace should replace the UN.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 Jan 2026, 22:14
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20 Jan 2026, 22:14#28

We're doing numbers no-one has ever seen before . . . and it's because of tariffs.


Macron and Starmer are a bit rough when I'm not around.


Windmills are bad! (He had to get that in).


I lost a lot of respect for Norway. I settled 8 wars. No presidents probably settled one . . . I did 8 . . . I did it because I'm saving a lot of lives. Norway has tremendous influence over who gets the Nobel Prize.

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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
20 Jan 2026, 22:39
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20 Jan 2026, 22:39#29


vv

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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
20 Jan 2026, 22:56
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20 Jan 2026, 22:56#30

Lol...let's see how this age...



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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
23 Jan 2026, 03:42
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23 Jan 2026, 03:42#31

'......as recommended by the President of Australia'


Hindsight.....name the President of Australia.


Tx

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
23 Jan 2026, 03:50
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23 Jan 2026, 03:50#32

Nobody cares about the President of the penal colony Hysteria.

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
23 Jan 2026, 04:33
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23 Jan 2026, 04:33#33

Moffie.....name the President of Australia.


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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
23 Jan 2026, 04:46
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23 Jan 2026, 04:46#34

I prefer not cluttering up Core Storage with irrelevant information, but I’ll Google it if you want. Still I would have thought you knew that, living in the penal colony and all.


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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
25 Jan 2026, 09:19
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25 Jan 2026, 09:19#35

:-)

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