I have a very simple solution that would sort out the world's single biggest current issue . . . and we can go back to trying to save Ukraine and releasing the Epstein files.
It's simple.
Give the USA not just Greenland but Canada as well.
Basically, split Canada into Quebec/Canada and make them the 51st and 52nd US states. Greenland becomes the 53rd state.
There's just one very important and deal-making condition to all this . . . Mark Carney becomes the president of this new Union of States.
Denmark might accept that as a solution . . . or Denmark can simply become the 54th state.
Problem sorted.
PS Oh and all 53 states compete in Olympic Games and stuff like that as independent states.