Classified Ads ....British humour

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE  YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.



COWS,  CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.



JOINING  NUDIST COLONY   !
Must sell washer and dryer £100.



WEDDING DRESS FOR  SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.



**** And the WINNER is... ****



FOR  SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.