Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert was “still digesting yesterday’s bombshell” that was the second of the House select committee’s public hearings on the events of 6 January 2021. The hearing on Monday included evidence that Donald Trump scammed his followers out of $250m with his “Official Election Defense Fund” to fight fictional voter fraud in the aftermath of the 2020 election.
“Surprise, surprise, the committee discovered the whole thing was a grift,” the Late Show host explained. “So he duped $250m from his most passionate supporters, then watched as they all go to prison while he sat at Mar-a-Lago double-fisting coconut shrimp.
“And these aren’t wealthy people! You can always tell, because they’re wearing nothing but giveaway merch from the losing team,” he said over a photo of Capitol rioters decked in Maga gear.
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According to the committee, $1m of the “election defense fund” went as a donation to the personal foundation of Mark Meadows, Trump’s chief of staff. “Yes, the Meadows foundation is a charity that raises money to fund research into how much money it can raise,” Colbert joked.
Another $200,000 went to the former president’s hotels, “and that was just Giuliani’s bar tab”, Colbert quipped. And the former Fox News anchor turned Don Jr paramour Kimberly Guilfoyle was paid $60,000 for her two-minute speech at Trump’s January 6 rally. “But it was worth every dime,” Colbert deadpanned. “I’ll never forget her immortal words: ‘Yaaahhghaahheetahaaaghhh!!’”