In my Florida pad I have a nice view of the bay and a moment ago, the famous floating kon tiki bar came motoring by, populated by tourists who no doubt have already had a few margaritas. It’s a cool thing that looks like a Pacific island hut with grass roof and a central bar but it motors along at a good pace and is always full of enthusiastic patrons.
If Peeper was here, and if he was a better swimmer….he could get plastered before lunch.