George Carlin - Stand Up About Religion

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I love all his stuff!

What a blithering clown! He has no clue what the Bible teaches. But like us all he will rise to the Judgement thrown of Christ and you can bet that his big mouth will be shut. *Kings will shut their mouths because of Him" never mind this little fellow. 

The proud and arrogant imagine they will give God a right telling off when they see Him  Bwahahahahaha. Nothing could be further from the truth.

All their blasphemies, their absurd mockings, false charges and railings against God will become silent. The dreadful truth will dawn on them.

Meanwhile as these atheists come Satanist grow ever more hostile to God and His people the world descends into the gutter. Take a look around you folks. Degeneracy everywhere. Decency scorned and the perverse adopted. Tyranny rising and freedoms disappearing.

Idiots like this creep have no understanding of God and his ways. They don't want God, they hate Him. Hence they will spend eternity without Him. They will spend eternity in a place called Hell where Satan will be their master. Satan the " Prince of the World" the Bible tells us. Satan the one mankind chose to serve. But God also had a plan and "will bring many sons to Glory". 

So you got to serve somebody, be it the Devil or the Lord. There is no neutral ground. 

This deluded comic clearly has made his choice and serves Satan. He imagines himself as very smart and extremely funny. Well his enjoyment of himself will be brief as we are all wither and perish so quickly. 

But in the end "Every knee will bow, and every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord". Given how things are speeding along we can expect the appeatsnce of anti Christ at any time. Maybe still a few decades away, nobody knows but God. But the signs are clear. 

"Why do the nations rage and imagine a vain thing against the Lord and his Anointed (the Christ). The Lord has them in derision*. Imagine puny man raising his fist against the Almighty. It's ludicrous. It's the same demonic spirit, the type we see so much of today. 

This clown mocks the idea of being saved from your sin. But either you accept Christ as Savior or you pay the price for your own sin. Be assured God is a God of Justice and there will be Judgement. Logic tells us there must be consequences for wrong doing. 

Not sure what's funnier . . . George Carlin's hilarious clip or Baboon-ou's tearful response to it.

"Boohoohoo . . . anyone who thinks that's funny is . . . sniff . . . going to HELL! The bible says so! Stop laughing! It's not fair! Boohoohoo . . ."

LMAO!

Bitter pill for you to take beenshit when someone uses humour to point out the insanity of you stone age beliefs.

Still trying to decide who is the biggest comedian, think I laughed at you more than him, have you ever thought of taking your act on the road?

Well if he does exist he is the best comedian ever because this world is one big joke

Why do you lot have to mock? Where's that resentment coming from?...why does our beliefs bother you so much?

Because grown men can believe such utter nonsense.

If any of you cold take a step back and look at your beliefs with a critical eye maybe you could see how bloody insane it sounds to someone not indoctrinated in it.

I am not mocking you as such it is the religion that I am mocking, it's just pure nonsense.

Believers unfortunately  have little choice as you have been indoctrinated into it so I can understand in some why you think it's true. I am just lucky my parents raised me to differently. 

Yes, you're so superior to us fools...I know right...only stupid people believe...

Why don't you just answer the question, Squeaky Toy? Do you think your god has a sense of humour or don't you?

Never called you a fool, it's your religion I have the issue with.

Ofcourse He has a sense of humor, He created you didn't He?

If he did doesn't it make you wonder why he would?

Doesn't it strike you as strange he would create people that follow different  religions or do not believe in a God at all?

Surely he knows that people like us will convince believers to turn their backs on your God?

For someone that craves people to bow at his feet it does seem strange he would create people that do not believe and happily lead people away from him.

For someone that knows all and has the world plan all laid out you with think he was smart enough to abort us before birth wouldn't you.

After all he is happy to murder millions of people with a waive of his hand, you think a few Atheists would be easy to obliterate

Order from Chaos...it's in everything...mathematical order in everything...Fibonacci figured it out 800 years ago, why can't you see it in this modern age...forget about the old bearded man on a cloud...it's a construct for you to make it easy for you to reject the idea of something more than random chance...eliminate the impossible and what ever is left is the truth, no matter how improbable...just ask Sherlock.

Keith Green was a solo artists in 1970's and got converted and later died in a plane crash.

One of his lyrics he sang that sums up

https://youtu.be/e_n1IUkM9a8

Great covert to Christianity and you reward is a firey death from 10,000 feet. Sign me up 

True believers, that are genuinely saved don't fear death if they know where they are going...the unbelievers fear those things because of doubts. Religion has never saved a person but true faith in what Christ did and represents does...Christ saves, religion does not...people can be religious on many things even sport, it depends on what context of what religion represents. People tend to associate certain behaviours and rituals in religion, but it is all fruitless...conversion happens in the individuals most innermost being (often referred to the "heart" of man (obviously not the organ). True inner seeking and severe honesty with no cover ups.

It is available to all, even the vilest sinner that truly repents, not the self righteous and vain who think they are bigger than God. There are none righteous in God's examination, even the most desirable and decent people people need repentance...no works will save you. That's the core truth.

But yet I am still  waiting  for a sensible  answer  to my questions.

No 16 yearold has managed to answer the most basic questions about their religion let alone anyone older.