Grumpy old men . . .

I've been around these message boards long enough to remember a time when Moffie and ou Maaik were the best of pals.

Moffie used to back up ou Maaik every time he got into an argument and he regularly described him as a "gentleman" while ou Maaik was a loyal and dutiful Servile Gimp . . . this was back in the day when Moffie had many Servile Gimps . . . and the two of them formed a board alliance on the old Supersport Board back in 1999.

Those were the days, eh? Posters like Saffex (DaveS in those days), WeePee, Baard, Shark Attack and even Baboon-ou (assuming memory is a concept Baboon-ou is familiar with) would remember how cosy Moffie and ou Maaik used to be in those good old days.

So what happened? Look at these two now! Two grumpy old men trading insults all day every day, calling each other names and generally making everyone's life a misery as they argue and quarrel over the same tired old subjects like DDA, PSdT and Mostert. Neither one ever gets the better of the other but they both think they're winning every argument hands down and just keep banging away, year in and year out.

I think over time they both found out just how much of a loser the other one was.

Look at Moffie, he used to be surrounded by countless Servile Gimps . . . each one snapping and snarling away at the others in an attempt to become the Alpha-Gimp . . . as they gushed over everything their master said while begging him to tell them more about his spectacular business career, his lavish lifestyle, his world travels and his vast knowledge of every subject known to mankind . . . . (especially cal culus!) . . . not to mention his fleet of supercars, the various mansions he lived in and all his degrees and doctorates. But - one by one - the Gimps saw through his facade and as they began to realise it was all bullshit, they fell away. 

Dense (Denny to some) to his eternal credit was the first to recognize Moffie for what he was . . . a manipulative, narcissistic, childish and mean-spirited loser living a Walter Mitty existence on a small and insignificant message board. 

Then ou Maaik broke ranks  . . . and we all know how far south that went . . . and now it's Baboon-ou, the most long-serving and loyal of all the Alpha Gimps who has stopped kissing Moffie's arse and demanding everyone call him "Dr. Moz" (I kid you not!) and now attacks him on every one of his paranoid far-right anti-globalist hate posts.

The blessed departure of Doos XL means Moffie is left with almost no Gimps at all . . . just ButtPlug, fArt and the occasional arselick from The Squeaky Toy who I think is also beginning to see the light.

Ou Maaik on the other hand has steadily deteriorated from what was once a fundamentally stupid but reasonably likeable poster into a gibbering, incomprehensible liar.

It took both of them a long time to realize everything I'm saying above is true even though they will both whole-heartedly agree with my assessment of the other while vehemently denying what I'm saying about them.

LMAO!

Thanks Plum, I was a bit concerned this important message would slip away without being read. And being mostly about me, modesty prevented one from providing it life support. Good work!

I'm not sure whether Plum is trying to be funny or smart but trying is the operative word, needless to say he's failed in both. 

I mean just how infantile is this.....

And we know you'll reply using as many commas as possible.

Perhaps we should give (sic)nek the opportunity to tell us about his highest academic and professional achievements. It’s just not fair that these accomplishments have passed unnoticed.

Complete rubbish. Sorry to pop your little bubble but I deny it categorically.

Dense and I had our differences in the past but we got past that and we get along just fine these days. I like Dense. He and I have a lot of common interests and he's got some balls . . . whereas you wouldn't recognise balls if they were bouncing on your chin.

Keep grovelling and sucking up ButtPlug . . . it's what you do well.

LMAO!

". . . just ButtPlug, fArt and the occasional arselick from The Squeaky Toy who I think is also beginning to see the light."

Trolling again Rooi...you perception is failing you.

That's it? 

The equivalent of a 7 year old saying "I'm rubber you're glue, bounce off me and stick to you".

That's you best effort at a riposte?

Are your thumbs in your ears with your fingers waggling and your tongue stuck out, Butt Plug?

Actually I’m surprised (sic)nek  even posted this emotional dump which exposes his feelings of inadequacy. I guess the inscrutable Brit idea never travelled as far north as Merthyr Tydfil.

Then again these Wallies do spend much of their time singing and crying and dreaming of being Dai Bando. Who, if he wasn’t a fictional character, would probably be 5’ 5” tall, bandy legged and in need of a shower.

Say Rooinek, did you see Winx's only offspring sold at auction for a record $10m? And OBTW it 's a filly!

Dense, if that filly is half as good as her dam she'll be a champion.

Who do you reckon would have won if Black Caviar and Winx had ever raced each other?

We have a champion filly of our own here in South Africa. Her name is Gimme A Nother and she's currently 7 wins from 7 starts. Here she is wi nning the Fillies Guineas,  here she is winning the Fillies Classic and here she is last weekend winning the Empress Club Stakes.

Over 1200 undoubtably Black Caviar but anything longer Winx for sure. 

But here's the thing about paying that huge some of money.....none of the offspring of Black Caviar, Makybe Diva(3 times MC winner) or Sunline(multiple G1 winner) have been successful.

Had a look at the videos, must say she has a great turn of foot and is strong to the line. 

I see there's an Ozzie pedigree on the Sire's side.

Yes, Gimmethegreenlight is making a big impact as a stallion here.

Just had a look at the pedigree of Gimmethegreenlight on both sides ...WOW he's full on in the purple ...his sire is More Than Ready(USA) and his mother is Yes She Can Can an Ozzie bred mare who also has impeccable credentials. It's no wonder the offspring is a sensation.

More Than Ready has had a huge impact with his offspring here in Oz, deceased now but I know he was our leading sire stakes wise(200) for a number of years.