Happy Presidents Day...Mr President

In this time of great global prosperity, minimal actual conflict  and planetary renewal. Some may have thought that Mueller was your nemesis, others (laughably) thought Nancy’s impeachment farce would do you in....but none of that mattered.

Now it’s certainly true that upstaging your predecessor was a piece of cake. But most of these lefties couldn’t eat cake without getting instructions from their base, dietary clearance from the Hollywood elites and certification that global warming won’t suddenly become real because of the dairy content.

It’s hard to find a metric that isn’t way better than 3 years ago.

You are truly an Orange Giant in the Presidential universe, Red giants are on the clock.  Five more years!

Five more years of 1.8% GDP 

Better than Obama did in any of the 8 years he was President even at 1,8% - which figure is evidently BS anyway.   Just like the story about the National Debt  iro which you did not even understand the impact, 

Five more years of 100.9 Consumer Confidence Index and 3.6% unemployment.