If Beeno was a women

...he'd still be stronger than you.

Fail

Yeah Plum was about to say if that were they case i would still be able to hospitalize the weed in a minute or less. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha what a loser poor sharkvirus is!

But it is revealing how this well know perv thinks. What normal person goes on like this. No wonder he hated Folau! Que er as coot is sharkperv!

Haha easy now TrolTollie

You'll burst a vein.

Umm ... well ... I dunno, Plum.

Beandip has been forced to eat his cabbage and carrots for so long now that he's probably sporting no more than 8 inch "guns".

The man's a weed.

Then again ... Sharkshit isn't much better.

It would be like two nerds going at it ... slapping ... pulling hair ... and scratching each other.

I would however pay to see this.

CC

I asked on another thread how your lockdown workouts were going but I can't find the thread and I also dont know if you saw it.

Missing jogging?

No sorry, Plum. I didn't see it.

My dogs went stir crazy in the first week ... and in all honesty, so did I.

I decided to take them out for a run at 5am ... in the dark ... but saw that there were a lot of cars on the road at that time ... so now we're out at 4. They seem to think it's an adventure. As for me, I can't see a damn thing out there ... but I found that I could hear them and so I run by sonar, so to speak.

As for training ... I have my gym set up under my lapa ... so nothing's changed.

What else is there to do ... I mean a part from coming on line and talking shit with you guys?

How about you?

How's your dogs?

Running in the dark? Haha still beats a treadmill, right?

Dogs are fine man.

They're being fed raw and it's paying great dividends. Shiny coats, cleared up skin problems on one or two of them and one was historically a poor eater but has developed a great appetite on this raw food. 

We have a river frontage at the bottom of the plot so they get regular walks and swims. Can't imagine living on a normal sized property and having to keep them entertained. Really feel sorry for people that have to. 

I'm gyming daily. Controlling the constables is about the best one can do right now.

Been doing lots of wrist and forearm work, as per your recommendation, and it has been well received on shrug sets. Tiring hands was partly the reason for me struggling with my traps. So thanks for that :)

Actually, the blank is a lot wittier than what's coming out of his fat mouth.

Nice!! Wish I had a body of water on my property.

I swear, my one Great Dane (Churchill) thinks he's a fish. He'd go crazy on your property.

Raw food? I suppose you're referring to meat?

I get my woofs a nice chunky lamb shank once a month. I roast it in the oven before giving it to them. I wonder if they'd prefer it raw? They certainly seem keen.

Why would raw be healthier?

Don't worry about the two retards above. The one's cowering under his bed, frightened of life while the other's pissed off cause she's got cow shit between her toes.

Yeah ... strong hands is a definite plus. It makes training so much more pleasant. Glad I could help.

I'm hitting back and traps tonight. Dead Lifts, T-Bar Rows and Chins await me. 

Yep, predominantly meat.

All types, from tails to ostrich or chicken heads. Most of it is crushed but they tend to like the odd "as is" random piece of animal part haha. 

I suppose it's probably healthier since it most closely resembles what wolves would eat in the wild. So much dog food is about carbs but in reality their digestive systems are built for meat, cartilage and weak bones. 

For us, there has been a marked difference. 

You don't give your dogs cooked bones do you? You probably do know, but in case you didn't, cooked bones splinter and cause dental issues. If you do give them cooked bones and have noticed their jaws swell up from time to time, that'll be why.

The two tannies above don't bother me at all haha

I give them soft bones like T-Bone. I try to avoid hard bones as best I can but must confess some do get through.

They totally destroy the bones found in lamb shank.

I must be more careful though.

Don't you find that their breath is really bad after a lot of raw meat?

I can see the logic of keeping their meals as natural as possible. I found that cow hooves are excellent for cleaning their teeth and gums. It's soft.

My boys are fed on well balanced dog pellets with the occasional meaty treat like chicken livers made into a gravy.   

They're pretty much good with any bones, as long as they're not cooked. 

Quite funny - Prior to the raw diet they'd occasionally catch a bird or bunny. It'd be dead but not eaten. Now when they catch something, there's nothing left. Haha I better not trip over in the garden.

This Covid actually messed up a breeding. Had some  champion spunk coming from the states for one of our bitches. Alas.

Plum, which breed?

Great Danes dude.

The only dog that matters hehe

My partner is quite the big deal in the dog and dane world and her puppies are generally booked before the dog is even preggers. 

She doesn't breed for $ though. Basically just to refine the breed. 

Bit technical but she actually found a loophole in the genetics and was the first person to mix two colours that together that would normally result in deafness and other defects.

Literally a world first. 

So ya, by default, I've learnt quite a lot about dog genetics.

Can you tell by my unnecessarily very long answer that I'm bored as fuck?

Basically don't ask me any questions, Draad. Unless you want essay in return :)