If it was 1935 . . .

Sharkbok made a statement the other day, "If it was 1935, it is very clear on this board who would support Hitler".

He's right of course and it got me thinking of what kind of a discussion we'd be having on this board if it was 1935. I reckon it would go something like this:

Baboon-ou: Oaks, Hitler is a great man who will destroy the globalist scum. Sieg Heil!

Sharkbok: Hitler preys on the religious simpletons like Baboon-ou. 

Tit: Don't be fooled. Beeno is 100% correct. You are all wrong about Hitler. He is a wonderful man and a Christian. My wife said so and she met him once when she went for tea at Berchtesgaden.

Stav: I can't believe you people are supporting this madman and his Nazis!

fArt: You lefties are the mad ones.

Moffie: I played golf with some Nazi officers the other day. Very nice chaps. They thought I was marvellous of course . . .

Baboon-ou: Herrenvolk! Volksgemeinschaft! Lebensraum! Heil Hitler!

Rooinek: Hitler is a racist megalomniac who is bringing the world to war. He should be locked up.

Ou Maaik: Stav and Sahrkbok and Rooinek are branewashed idoits waht believe all the proper gander they here. I prefer to listen to real news like whatever Jozef Goebbels are saying. That are real news, not the tripe you all listen to on BBC.

Blobbok: Screw Hitler and all of you who support him.

Tit: Hitler is misunderstood and you're all being fooled. He is doing God's work. Let's hope he has a final solution for those dreadful Jewish untermenschen. They should be put into gas chambers or something like that! They're not merciful and kind like us Christians!

ButtPlug: Earthworms in the Sudetanland like fishpaste with their doorknobs

Sharkbok: Anyone know what ButtPlug is babbling about?

Squeaky Toy: Whooooosh!

Baboon-ou: These anti-Hitler scumbags are all globalists! Sieg Heil!

Dense: Baboon-ou sounds like he's enlisted for the Hitler Youth or the Gestapo!

Ou Maaik: The anti-Hitler idoits are listening to proper gander from the west. They should rather listen to Jozef Goebbels waht speak the real truth.

Moffie: I had lunch with Jozef Goebbels. A charming man. We had pate de foie gras accompanied by a crisp riesling . . .

Stav: Jozef Goebbels? What next?

ButtPlug: You have to slide a granite block into a giant microwave. Frisbees on Meton are called hubcaps. I bet no-one will answer my question!

Sharkbok: Anyone know what ButtPlug is babbling about this time?

Squeaky Toy: Whooosh!

Baboon-ou: Heil Hitler!

etc, etc

Moffie: I played golf with some Nazi officers the other day. Very nice chaps. They thought I was marvellous of course . .  . but I did overhear one of them say they thought I had a bit of a superiority complex!

Baboon-ou

It is n0ot 1935 and the whole story is BS  - especially coming from brinwashed idiots that cannot think for themselves.   

So lets make it real as the case is at present:-

It is 2022  and the question should eb whio is supporting President Xi  of China:-

Aside from the corrupt Biden  and his Democrat co-corrupt idiots we have on site -

*    Sharkbok  - he is too stupid to realize what is really going on.   The Democrats are in cahoots with the Gates - Soros group whose ties with President Xi is close and he support everything that is happening - while  they beleive the media BS on issues.

*   Rooinek - better known as Rooidoos. - he even beats SB when it comes to imbecility and comes up with BS whenever he tries to say something

*   Stav beats the above 2 by not being an idiot and by his ideology about global warming   He believes totally the scaremongering by scientists with  huge financial interest in scaring the public into supporting the billions they want.    So far not a single prediction they made has been realized - but daily scaremongering is their total daily program.    In the meantime the Chinese are laughing all the way to the bank - using money they earn from exporting components for wind and sun energy production - while building coal power plan ts to serve China.

The problem is everything they come up is based on fake media report  lies and every time it is pointed out that it is wrong - they accuse people of doing what they survive on - namely  Conspiracy theories.       .           

Ha, Ha. Very funny, and accurate... 

The brain-dead religious simpletons are a joke. 

Struggling once more for attention.

Shame!

The ButtPlug summary was especially funny. 

The ButtPlug summary was especially funny...true, but so is the one on moffie, though I think it a bit harsh on Buttplug, I mean he's not entirely humourless, he did light up the board with babble on Earth being visited by Aliens and UFO's

A c lassic Rooi, you'd be hard pressed to write a better one, tx for the laugh.

It's going to be interesting to see how our resident Lurker sets about rescuing his Bumchum DumbPlum from this one but I'm sure he's itching to stick his head up his ass.

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The humourless DumbPlum on his soapbox again babbling to an imaginary forum audience....

"I’m no t sure that any sentence involving you has ever held any importance"

Just like when he addressed Mike to not address him.... lol

If anyone wanted to commit suicide, all they need to do is climb up to the level of Denny's ego, and then jump down to his IQ..

Great post, got beenshit down to a tee but snowflake is bloody perfect.

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The best laugh I had in ages was just recently...when the Paddies wrecked the ABs.