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Keyboard Warrior Awards

Started by Seb3 REPLIES545 VIEWS· 21 May 2021, 08:04
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SebPro2,680 posts
21 May 2021, 08:04
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21 May 2021, 08:04#1

Can we nominate the winners of this prestige award.


First Prize : A week at the peaceful Pofadder Hotel where no internet service is provided.


Second Prize : A dinner with the Beeno family


Third Prize : An ancient edition of a Dale Carnegie Book, "How to win friends and influence people."


My nominations are : First Prize Rooiaas : Second Prize Sharky and Third Prize Crustyfan.


Everybody's welcome to enter.


Friz Frizzle: Keyboard Warrior - Comedy Poster Awards


PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
21 May 2021, 08:08
#2
21 May 2021, 08:08#2

Perhaps Star could get an honorable mention? 

I mean, he does copy and past like a champ.

Unfortunately he tends to duck out when the going gets a bit tough.

...unlike VisKop who'll embarrass himself into the grave no problem.

SE
SebPro2,680 posts
21 May 2021, 09:30
#3
21 May 2021, 09:30#3

Oh, Plum  I forgot to mention, this award is not available to citizens of Ireland, who have an unfair advantage but to previous disadvantaged citizens of SA, NZ and Australia. 

My take for honourable mentions are Aussiewinner. who showed much promise at the start but has faded at the finish 

Another thing successful winners will receive certificates framed in glass which they can proudly display on the wall of their home or office.




PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
21 May 2021, 10:26
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21 May 2021, 10:26#4

They say that if you're ugly enough you'll crack the mirror.

Does it work the same if one's ugly mug is looking out at the world through a framed glass picture?

If so, I'd advise the com mittee to use perspex.


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