Probably seen this before, but it remains oddly true
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the cars are German, the lovers are Italian and it is all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are English, the cars are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it is all organized by the Italians.
…….
Perhaps we could try this for rugby positions…the perfect rugby team is where:
The fullback is NZ
wings Boks
centers Fiji
flyhalf Sacha
scrumhalf French
frontrow Boks
locks Boks
flanks Bargie
8th man Harlequins