More pain for poor ou rootwit as CNN poll shows Trum*p now

2 points ahead. Crooked Hillary was 10 points or more ahead is the polls were to be believed. So its a huge swing. Poor crooked hillary is going downhill fast coughing all the way. 
It's not so much ou rooitwit thinking crooked Hillary will win its his obvious admiration for the witch who will do huge harm to America and the world. Ou rootwit really is soooo clueless!
Hillary sister in spirit merkel got beaten into third place in her home state. She is hated in germany and like clinton is going dooooown.
These open borders globalists are facing rising opposition in europe and the USA.
Beeno with his finger firmly on the pulse. 

"Mayday, mayday, this is Cargo Flight BBN-O from Oudtshoorn South Africa, we have a problem!"

"Flight BBN-O, this is Ground Control at Cape Town International Airport, receiving you loud and clear, what is the problem?"

"Ground Control, we seem to have some kind of fuel blockage and I'm going to run out of fuel in about 5 minutes."

"Flight BBN-O, are you flying a Boeing 747 Large Cargo Freighter?"

"Ground Control, that is affirmative"

"Flight BBN-O, don't panic, I've seen this problem before. To unblock the fuel pipe you are going to need to lift the nose and keep lifting until you are flying vertical. What kind of cargo are you carrying and what is on the land beneath you like?"

"Ground Control, I am carrying thousands of crates of ostrich eggs and we're flying over the Kleinmond area . . . looks like a sort of zoo enclosure beneath me."

"Flight BBN-O, I only asked because when you go vertical the cargo bay doors will probably not be able to handle the load and they will burst open and you'll lose your cargo. That's why I was asking what you're carrying and what is beneath you. If you're not over a major metropolitan are then go ahead and start your climb before you run out of fuel."

"Roger Ground Control, beginning rapid ascent now . . . whoa . . . I can hear the cargo sliding towards the rear . . . you're right, the doors are bursting open and I am losing the cargo . . . but the fuel blockage seems to be sorted."

High up in the sky, tens of thousands of enormous ostrich eggs fall out of the Cargo plane and begin to plummet towards earth in a long stream, like a Shoemaker-Levy comet made out of huge eggs all heading for the exact same spot on earth.

40 000 feet below in Kleinmond, on the exact spot towards where the ostrich eggs are hurtling at an ever-increasing speed, Baboon-ou is sitting at his outdoor table next to the tyre-swing, poking the buttons on his laptop trying to find poll results that show that Donald Tr(*)mp is beating Hillary Clinton in the US presidential election.

A steady trickle of drool dribbles down Baboon-ou's chin as he clicks poll after poll that all show Tr(*)mp getting pwned. Frustrated, he stands up to stretch, scratches his enormously thick skull and says:


"There must be a poll somewhere what says that oak Tr(*)ump are winning . . . duh . . . maybe I should try Conservapedia.com . . . say, what are that whooshing sound above my head? Duh-huh . . . let I takes a look . . ."

. . . and Baboon-ou turns his head up to the heavens just as the first ostrich egg  zeroes in at high speed on his large, sloping, neanderthal forehead . . .

Latest polls.

Baboon-ou, please note these are from a respected source and not from Conservapedia!

10 points? I think you have to go back to Ronald Reagan in 1984 to find a US Presidential candidate getting the kind of beating Tr(*)mp is getting!

LMAO!

The egg is coming!