Mozart ... A Giant Among Men.

Hey everyone ... did you know that Mozart is the most important poster on this site?

He has spent the last two decades telling us all how wonderful he is ... and he feels it’s important we know what a privileged bunch we are to have him mixing with us commoners.

Yes, I know, I know. Many of us didn’t believe him. I was one of them but to be fair let us see just how special he really is.

Firstly ... we must remember that he’s the only man among us to have chaired many a top 500 board ... AND ... has travelled across the globe to share his extraordinary skills as a business man with all these top companies. He has guided them all to better their bottom line ... and they’ve acknowledged this by putting his pic in all the top magazines.

Have you seen his pic? No, not the one with the comb-over cowering in the corner ... that’s Denny. 

Also, when it comes to his intellect, he reigns supreme over all of us. After all, he has several degrees behind his name, including a doctorate or two ... and these were achieved at the very best learning institutions across the planet.

Wow!!! What a man!!!

Come now guys, let us take a knee. Maybe drink a toast to him later. 

On top of that, he’s well known for the fine vintage wines, cognacs, brandies and whiskies he has resting in his cellars. I mean, what’s an estate without a cellar, right?

It’s a full time job dusting these highly priced bottles off each day.

He spends his retirement visiting these wonderful homes ... following the summer season around as it shifts from hemisphere to hemisphere .. besides .. someone has to keep an eye on those pesky servants.  

He also has an assortment of fine sports cars parked in garages the size of small warehouses. There’s even room for some highly sought after classic vehicles. Vehicles like Ferraris and Lamborghinis that only the rich can enjoy ... and let us not forget, he has some top of the line bikes too.

We should all consider ourselves most fortunate to be in earshot of all this wisdom ... all this success.

What amazes me even more so about this incredible man, is his selflessness ... his absolute generosity. Where have you ever heard of such a man ... a giant among men ... spending his day, arguing with another pensioner, about the silly little things in the sport of rugby?

Everyday ... totally committed to bringing joy to that poor soul’s heart!!!!

I mean a fine example is when he pointed out to Mike, that a man like Pieter Steff Du Toit, has a longer neck than other locks ... and that he should be discarded because of it. The genius of it all. Did you miss that important fact? I know I did. Not Mozart. Years and years at the forefront of the globe’s economy trained his eye to see it immediately.

Who needs a long necked lock, right? 

He even shared his “egg laying counter ruck” theory with us ... and we all saw how well that worked.The man just seems to have an understanding.

Let us not forget, that he’s quick to do a complete 180 on many of his previous opinions , all for the sake of saving the peace ... no doubt showing he IS the bigger man.

I don’t know about you guys, but immediately after I’ve posted this tribute to him, I’m going to get on the phone and phone my wife. Give her the good news. Mozart is among us and we should drink a toast to him tonight.

Here’s to Mozart ... long may he live.

It's simply acknowledging you as a giant among men.

Isn't that what you've been telling us all these years? How we suck and you don't? That you're the man and none of us can compare to your absolute brilliance?

You can at least show a little gratitude.

Oh and I would like to apply for toadyship? Do I get the application form from Denny?

Puhleeeeeaaaseeeeee ... tell me you'll have me ... puhleeeeaaase!!!!

Oh no ... that just won't do.

Please ... the floor is yours.

Please fill us in on where I've shortchanged you.

Oh Great One!!

CC the facts are that Moz has done exceptionally well. This is in very bad taste CC. 

You are are sounding as jealous as that frot banana rooitwit. 

I am disappointed in you. 

Now look who's barking, why Fatlip himself. 

Don't sell yourself short, Fatlip.....you're guilty of bragging yourself and hit notoriety when you bragged about slashing the faces of coloured chappies......remember?

That on a rugby website. What a sickening and disgusting coward you are but then you still have the nerve to poke a grimy finger at someone else. You have no credibility.

Sies!

And here..... your latest boast.....

"I gave him a hiding last week. A hiding like he has never had before. Bent him over my knee and spanked him bloody. So much so that he dived under the bed and sulked for a week."

Born again Christian ........Bwhahahahahahhahahahahahha

Yeah right!

Mozart is to my mind a gentleman with excellent qualifications to allow for his top career,    I have had the opportunity to speak to him  on the phone once  -  I believe it was in 2006 when he was in Cape town.

On site he likes to brag a bit and demean others when they differ from him  - soemewhat of a superiority complex - but that is no real problem on site, It uis quyite normal/

However, when it comes to rugby and cricket issues it is better to shy away from what he advertises.   He has serious prejudice against some players and when eh support any player you must check the actual performances carefully,   The reason is he does not support performance of players - he support reputation is a selection norm.

The list of the above is endless - h hates some players because they repolaced some opf his heroes in teams and that hatred is endless and he praises others who failed - but then he refers to one incident in games as a norm for failure or success,   

I can provide an endless list of examples of the above - the only warning is that if anyone believes the tripe he writes on rugby or cricket on site the best advice I can provide is is to go and see a shrink - your brain is slipping badly.