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RIP Chuck Norris

Started by DbDraad8 REPLIES233 VIEWS· 20 Mar 2026, 16:46
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DbDraad
Captain26,388 posts
20 Mar 2026, 16:46#1

Gone at 86.

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Stavanger1
Pro4,532 posts
20 Mar 2026, 16:54#2

He didn't die...it was everyone else on the planet dying at the same time.

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Mozart
Captain49,914 posts
20 Mar 2026, 17:27#3

And the bad guys always died in his movies….an iconic character.

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Plum
Captain21,007 posts
20 Mar 2026, 17:37#4

"He didn't die...it was everyone else on the planet dying at the same time"


lame

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Mozart
Captain49,914 posts
20 Mar 2026, 17:47#5

If you insert ‘alone’ after die it reads a bit better.

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sharkbok
Captain20,097 posts
20 Mar 2026, 19:15#6

A legend...


Most people don't know that Chuck Norris was actually Karate World Champ and stood down undefeated. He is probably most famous for b-grade action hero movies. Although nowadays most people now him for memes.


He is the best memes - like when Covid got Chuck Norris, it had to go into quarantine permanentely.

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Plum
Captain21,007 posts
20 Mar 2026, 19:52#7

Chuck never mowed his lawn, he dared the grass to grow

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DbDraad
Captain26,388 posts
20 Mar 2026, 22:38#8

Death just sh!t himself.

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Plum
Captain21,007 posts
21 Mar 2026, 08:54#9

A nice collection...



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