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Started by CleanCut6 REPLIES312 VIEWS· 22 Apr 2020, 06:30
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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
22 Apr 2020, 06:30
#1
22 Apr 2020, 06:30#1

As is usually the case with the natives of the land, Silly Cyril did his bit and contributed to the English language in a speech that was televised across the globe.


Sevaanty = Seventy.

Illegible = Eligible

Cowntree - Country

Dettamine - Determine


We should all be very proud of him. He represents us with such style.

He has even increased the amount of food packages for his ministers ... um ... I mean ... for the needy.

What a man. Just the leader we need to guide us through this time.

Viva Cyril viva.



 

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
22 Apr 2020, 09:28
#2
22 Apr 2020, 09:28#2

R500Billion

You have got to be kidding me!!!

Looks like the ANC just sold SA to China.

How long will it take SA to repay 10% of our GDP. How much longer will it take once the Rand dives off a cliff? 

An extra Rxx.xx for the mongrel that can't afford one child but somehow has six with a seventh on the way.

An extra Rxx.xxx for the landowner in the Eastern Cape that does zero but sit outside his house while his child attends free school where he gets free food. Of course there is free electricity too.

Free free free vote ANC.

This debt will never be repaid. The Rand is officially fucked.



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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
22 Apr 2020, 10:16
#3
22 Apr 2020, 10:16#3

I hear there are stil good farming job opportunities in the USA...

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
22 Apr 2020, 10:24
#4
22 Apr 2020, 10:24#4

Big numbers that sound impressive. Will this money ever reach even 10% of its intended targets, and in time to make a difference? I doubt it.

It's a thick layer of sugar to hid e the clusterfuck that's brewing under the surface.

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sharkbokCaptain23,209 posts
22 Apr 2020, 11:23
#5
22 Apr 2020, 11:23#5
Cyril plans to print his name on the cheques to help him deposit them into his own bank account.  I watched some of his live online broadcast yesterday and it was a joke.
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
22 Apr 2020, 12:54
#6
22 Apr 2020, 12:54#6

This was exactly what I said when this shit started.

The IMF and CCP are licking their fucking corrupt lips at the prospect of this economic hit job on so many nations.

10% of SA's GDP??? It's madness. 

I'm willing to put money on the fact that SA will remain in/on lockdown for much longer. Probably until July...if not longer.

No doubt the ANC will receive kickbacks for extending it and taking ever increasing and unrepayable bailouts from our future owners.

Anyone wanna guess what the price is?


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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
22 Apr 2020, 14:36
#7
22 Apr 2020, 14:36#7

Slavery. 

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