Superman walks into a bar looking very depressed.
The bartender asks him what's wrong.
Superman says he doesn't wanna discuss it..
The barman insists that a load shared is a load halved.
Superman agrees and begins telling the barman why he's upset.
"I was flying over the city, looking for crime, as I always do. Then, to my surprise, I see Wonder Woman suntanning on the roof of a building...completely naked and with her legs spread. Legs spread, i tell you! I decided that I would surprise here with a mount from on high. I swooped down. As I descended I got my pecker out...picking up speed all the time...and then...impact..."
"Well, was she surprised?" asks the barman.
"Yes she was, but nowhere near as surprised as the Invisible M an."