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The End of Shaking Hands

Started by sharkbok5 REPLIES426 VIEWS· 04 Apr 2020, 00:52
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sharkbokCaptain23,211 posts
04 Apr 2020, 00:52
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04 Apr 2020, 00:52#1

When seasonal flu goes around some people get it but show no symptoms, just like Corona. 

So some people are just carriers of the seasonal flu.  Apparently, flu deaths can also be reduced significantly if people stopped shaking hands. One positive spin-off from Corona...

I take the flu jab every year, something that would be great if more people could do as well. At least for people that have no side effects from the flu jab. This would help prevent the spread of flu, and save more lives.  

I am finished with shaking hands with people. 

Might even get that incubator that Michael Jackson used to sleep in so I don't have to breathe the same oxygen as other people in the world. 

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
04 Apr 2020, 03:31
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04 Apr 2020, 03:31#2

"I am finished with shaking hands with people."

Don't go breaking my heart.....

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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
04 Apr 2020, 15:12
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04 Apr 2020, 15:12#3

I'll continue shaking hands thank you...when things return to normal that is.


Edit: 

I'm not ready to become a battery chicken or robot just yet. Lif e is meant to be lived...like Kurgan once said: "It's better to burn out than to fade away"


Bring it!

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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
04 Apr 2020, 16:53
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04 Apr 2020, 16:53#4

 

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sharkbokCaptain23,211 posts
04 Apr 2020, 17:24
#5
04 Apr 2020, 17:24#5
Freddie Mercury did more than shake hands... siestog
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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
04 Apr 2020, 19:09
#6
04 Apr 2020, 19:09#6

Whoosh!

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