I think I broke the original thread, or maybe it was a divine act from God.
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Dec 14, 2019, 16:24Good day fellow believers and others. Welcome. We believers love all who will listen to us.
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Dec 15, 2019, 03:11Drinking tea goes against my religious beliefs
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Dec 15, 2019, 07:293% and I want a cookie and Sundays off, otherwise you can stuff it.
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Dec 15, 2019, 10:50So original.
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Dec 15, 2019, 11:31I used to worship Baal, but later decided he was also a false God.
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Dec 15, 2019, 12:50Shark, you fancy golden calves?
That story itself is another small piece of historically accurate information emerging from the Torah.
My guess is that the tit Gull has no idea why.
Guess I'll wait for him to research it.
Here's a clue Gull, the Jews use a Ram's horn to celebrate Moses.
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Dec 15, 2019, 21:07@Plum what story do you refer to, and how has this been proven historically accurate.
By the way, I picked this up on eBay some time ago and put it on my wall above the TV. Although someone told me that Ball Worshipers eat their Children, a bit like another religion that sacrifices their Children. It looks great as an ornament in my home, so what the hell I say..
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Dec 16, 2019, 14:08Shark...
Taurus, Aries, Piecies, Aquarius
That's the order of the precessional titlt of the earth.
It shows that the biblical description of the old God, Taurus, is chronologically accurately depicted by the old testament.
I'm referring tito Moses smashing the ten commandments when he came down from the mountain and saw the Isralites had build a statue of the old God.
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Dec 16, 2019, 20:52Here, Shark
https://dept.astro.lsa.umich.edu/resources/ugactivities/Labs/precession/index.html
Maybe you know this, if not ->Look at the order of the constellations, starting from Taurus.
Taurus Baal
Aries Moses
Pisces Jesus
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Dec 17, 2019, 19:34Making jest of child sacrifice now...no wonder the planet is going to sh!t.
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Dec 17, 2019, 19:50I am making fun of people like you that believe in Gods that practise eating children or the sacrifice of them, simpleton.
You have 2 caveman tribes. One says the other is Cane while believing they are Abel. Same Bible bar a few edits on both sides, both believing they are the good side with the other on the bad side. Church leaders making up more BS than already exists...
In case I need to spell it out for you, it is Christians that believe in child sacrifice. (E.g. Jesus. Also, Abraham who wanted to sacrifice his child at the instructions of God). Noah was also linked with sacrificing people- including most of life on earth...
Also, it is Christians who claim the Canaanites religion promoted eating Children. That was just said to sell Christianity as a better option.
The only person in the world that would consider child sacrifice is a backward religious person. Eating bread with wine at Church is eating Jesus... God's Child. The bread is Jesus body, and the red wine is his blood.