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The Gospel of Magic Teapot - Part II

Started by sharkbok4 REPLIES390 VIEWS· 17 Dec 2019, 21:13
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sharkbokCaptain23,216 posts
17 Dec 2019, 21:13
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17 Dec 2019, 21:13#1

I think I broke the original thread, or maybe it was a divine act from God. 



SeagullsStopItNow

Orange peeler

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Dec 14, 2019, 16:24

Good day fellow believers and others. Welcome. We believers love all who will listen to us.

Magic Teapot only requires 8% of your monthly income. Not 10% like Christianity. But I have great news below;

Holiday sale: Anyone who signs up before 20 December will only be required to contribute 6% of their income. If you don’t you are a filthy stinking rag that will never see the Kingdom of Tea. And you’ll get cancer.

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Dec 15, 2019, 03:11

Drinking tea goes against my religious beliefs

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Dec 15, 2019, 07:29

3% and I want a cookie and Sundays off, otherwise you can stuff it.

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Dec 15, 2019, 10:50

So original.


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Dec 15, 2019, 11:31

I used to worship Baal, but later decided he was also a false God. 

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Dec 15, 2019, 12:50

Shark, you fancy golden calves?

That story itself is another small piece of historically accurate information emerging from the Torah.

My guess is that the tit Gull has no idea why.

Guess I'll wait for him to research it. 

Here's a clue Gull, the Jews use a Ram's horn to celebrate Moses.

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Dec 15, 2019, 21:07

@Plum what story do you refer to, and how has this been proven historically accurate. 

By the way, I picked this up on eBay some time ago and put it on my wall above the TV. Although someone told me that Ball Worshipers eat their Children, a bit like another religion that sacrifices their Children. It looks great as an ornament in my home, so what the hell I say..


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Dec 16, 2019, 14:08

Shark...

Taurus, Aries, Piecies, Aquarius

That's the order of the precessional titlt of the earth. 

It shows that the biblical description of the old God, Taurus, is chronologically accurately depicted by the old testament.

I'm referring tito Moses smashing the ten commandments when he came down from the mountain and saw the Isralites had build a statue of the old God.


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Dec 16, 2019, 20:52

Here, Shark

https://dept.astro.lsa.umich.edu/resources/ugactivities/Labs/precession/index.html

Maybe you know this, if not ->Look at the order of the constellations, starting from Taurus.

Taurus Baal

Aries Moses

Pisces Jesus 



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Dec 17, 2019, 19:34

Making jest of child sacrifice now...no wonder the planet is going to sh!t.

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sharkbok

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Dec 17, 2019, 19:50

I am making fun of people like you that believe in Gods that practise eating children or the sacrifice of them, simpleton. 

You have 2 caveman tribes. One says the other is Cane while believing they are Abel. Same Bible bar a few edits on both sides, both believing they are the good side with the other on the bad side. Church leaders making up more BS than already exists...

In case I need to spell it out for you, it is Christians that believe in child sacrifice. (E.g. Jesus. Also, Abraham who wanted to sacrifice his child at the instructions of God). Noah was also linked with sacrificing people- including most of life on earth...

Also, it is Christians who claim the Canaanites religion promoted eating Children. That was just said to sell Christianity as a better option. 

The only person in the world that would consider child sacrifice is a backward religious person. Eating bread with wine at Church is eating Jesus... God's Child. The bread is Jesus body, and the red wine is his blood. 


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sharkbokCaptain23,216 posts
18 Dec 2019, 01:10
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SeagullsStopItNowRookie43 posts
18 Dec 2019, 02:11
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18 Dec 2019, 02:11#3

Christianity has done a great job at promoting it’s very convenient scam, in second place is Islam and the rest kind of fall in line after that. Unfortunately the doily heads didn’t do such a good job so they only feature in 10th place. Atheism is 3rd and also the fastest growing ‘religion’ in the world. Seems people are not really buying the sky fairy theories any more. Who ascends on a Golden chariot anyway ? Surely it would be a golden Bugatti or Bentley ? 

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CrusadersfanPro3,099 posts
18 Dec 2019, 07:52
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18 Dec 2019, 07:52#4

Televangelists only travel by private jets these days, paid for the fools that have to thumb a lift on the back of a horse and cart .


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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
18 Dec 2019, 09:38
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18 Dec 2019, 09:38#5

Saderfan, I have even less time for Televangelists prostituting religion...and I agree that all religion are rife with corrupt charlatans.

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