Things that go wrong....

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone from Wisconsin would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those
who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he
will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

I like 2 and 14 the best.

When you get a bit older Stav you’ll appreciate 10.

16. If it's sweet and you found it in the forest then it probably belongs to a b ear.

17. Bumper stickers are bad at covering both dents and intellectual inadequacy.

18. Everybody has a book inside them. Some dogs have more.

LMAO

Some real classics on that list.... brilliant

12. Snap!

Twain;

"I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never really happened."

"The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

"Loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it."

"Never put off for tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."

Twain is pretty relevant today....loyalty to a government is a tough ask.