An Inspirational speaker said: "The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife".
Audience were in shock and silence. He added: "and she is my mother".
A big round of applause and laughter followed.
One Man who listened to the speech decided to crack this same joke at home.
After dinner, he said to his wife: The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife....
After a moment he tried to recall the second line......
By the time he regained consciousness, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water poured on him by his wife.
MORAL LESSON: Don't copy, if you cannot paste.