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Trump as captain of the Titanic

Started by sharkbok34 REPLIES838 VIEWS· 13 Apr 2020, 15:46
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sharkbokCaptain23,209 posts
13 Apr 2020, 15:46
#1
13 Apr 2020, 15:46#1
Tweet 1 of 4 (or thereabouts)
Captain Trump of the RMS Titanic:There isn't any iceberg.There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean.The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon, and very greatly soon. Tweet 2 of about 4:
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg.We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly and greatly shortly.The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, Tweet 3 of4:
and they are beautiful lifeboats. American has the best boats and people. Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors.Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats. Tweet 4 of 4:
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats.We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats.The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship.Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg. Everyone has been fantastic. 

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
14 Apr 2020, 03:23
#2
14 Apr 2020, 03:23#2

Addendum: The Iceberg is doing a great job, the Captain is fantastic, the Iceberg is melting.

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
14 Apr 2020, 08:08
#3
14 Apr 2020, 08:08#3

SB - the Captain on site of the Brainwashed Idiots,   He never got anything right - he has been spouting things from the fake media for a long time.  He obviously does not even know the difference between right and left wing policies.   He does not know that neither the late unlamented regime n the USSR was a fraudulent dictatorship spouting socialism but in fact in the same category as Hitler and no different from him - with nationalism be 100% used by them,  

Then we have China which as near as possible using slave labour while using capitalism in its extreme form and also one of the most nationalist countries in the world at present,   When you ask the majority of the Chinese in Hong King the fact is that they hate the regime and when they got a chance the regime critics won the local government in all the areas bar 1 and that was the area where the major capitalists and elite resided.  They wave USA flags during their recent protests and are more reliable evaluators of the situation in China.    

SB is so brainwashed whatever the dangerous propaganda and disinformation  the fake media spout is repeated by him and a few other members on site, without any idea as to what  he is busy with.   He talks about the coronavirus story,   Whatever Trump tried initially was met by Democrats who shouted racism and  New York even take him to Court to stop closing of the border insofar as visitors from Europe is concerned.    Trump made mistakes in the process in dealing with the pandemic - but China is held up as the heroes in the pandemic issue and Trump as the villain.   He even repeated on site Chinese propaganda about the start of the pandemic and seem to believe what China said was the details of the impact of the pandemic in China was,  

WHO and the Chinese Government initially for at least until the last week in January kept providing false information to the media about the virus,  What Trump did wrong was to believe their BS - but when he rejected elements the media went into a frenzy.   One could only imagine what the same lot would say if he took emergency measures before the end of January.  Even when he started off with stronger measures the New York State Government sabotaged what he did and 40% of the fatalities in the USA is in that state.   What is causing serious reservations is the number of Black and homeless people in New York amongst the fatalities,  That is hidden away by the media and Trump raised the issue and said the experts he uses will investigate the matter and see what went wrong.

The story about the so-called Intelligence provided by the Agencies is constantly mentioned on  this site without a word about what the reports actually entailed,    Trump has reason to distrust them - since much of the Russian and Ukraine Hoaxes originated from the same institutions.  The information on those two issues was based on outright lies and any normal person would have distrusted them too.

However, the pandemic is a national disaster and instead of national unity in facing the problem  the Democrats with no real policies to use in the upcoming elections uses the pandemic for propaganda purposes and the more people who die as a result of the virus - the happier they are.              

                 .                     

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
14 Apr 2020, 09:05
#4
14 Apr 2020, 09:05#4

Iemand soek al weer aandag.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
14 Apr 2020, 14:36
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14 Apr 2020, 14:36#5

Captain, there's an iceberg ahead!

That's not an iceberg, it's just some floating ice. Nobody knows more about icebergs than me. Full steam ahead. 

Okay so we hit the iceberg - and I always said it was an iceberg - but this ship can't sink and everything is under control.

Nobody could have forseen there would have been an iceberg but the big hole in the side of the ship will miraculously go away. Believe me, I'm an expert. People ask me how can I know so much about these things. We have it under control.

There's a problem with the lifeboats. There aren't enough of them and the ones we do have aren't ready. Nobody knew we might need lifeboats but we can use deck chairs for lifeboats instead. They don't call me a genius for nothing. Did you know I am #1 on Facebook?

So we hit an iceberg, the ship is sinking and we have no lifeboats . . . but we did a really tremendous job. You should all be congratulating me and my crew for doing such a tremendous job . . . except for the loser who shouted there was an iceberg ahead . . . I'm thinking of firing him . . . but the rest of us - especially me - did a tremendous job.


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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
14 Apr 2020, 15:05
#6
14 Apr 2020, 15:05#6

Rooinek

Where did that BS come from - your normal bible CNN?  

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
14 Apr 2020, 17:12
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14 Apr 2020, 17:12#7
Ou Maaik, do shut your stupid trap. I have no interest in discussing anything with a pathetic liar.
If there's something you feel you really need to tell me, then find the post where I said anything about the Arizona couple that you lied about or else admit you lied.
Otherwise shut your stinking cakehole.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
14 Apr 2020, 17:26
#8
14 Apr 2020, 17:26#8
Man that is truly juvenile satire Peeper....reminiscent of prior failures in a similar vein. The piece that starts this string is way better, captures a bit of the Trump delivery. Your effort is flat and boring.
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2020, 11:04
#9
15 Apr 2020, 11:04#9

TDS on top of TDS.

Sucks to be you.

Cheer up guys, at least misery does always have company. 

Just don't drown in each other's tears now. Or, heaven forbid, hit a giant salt crystal and sink your sorrow boat.

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
15 Apr 2020, 11:27
#10
15 Apr 2020, 11:27#10

Actually, I too thought Koosie's post as hilarious.....not as hilarious as Obese Donni's WH briefings but funny nevertheless.

Don't you have a sense of humour?

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2020, 11:49
#11
15 Apr 2020, 11:49#11

Row row row your boat

Gently down your cheeks

Merrily merrily merrily merrily 

Your strife is but a dream


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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
15 Apr 2020, 12:04
#12
15 Apr 2020, 12:04#12

"He must be a Hobbit."



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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
15 Apr 2020, 12:07
#13
15 Apr 2020, 12:07#13

Row row row your boat

Gently down your cheeks

Merrily merrily merrily merrily 

Your strife is but a dream

So that's it?

Is that the width of your humor?

So sorry I asked, please forgive me.

I won't do that again!


PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2020, 12:11
#14
15 Apr 2020, 12:11#14

>Denny giggles as his weight on the fence threatens to cut him in two<


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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2020, 12:18
#15
15 Apr 2020, 12:18#15

>Do I laugh at Cloudy's joke, which is a compliment to my enemy or do I say nothing and leave her hanging as she misguidedly attempts to support me?<

>All this against the background of my "long time friend", who is also the enemy of my enemy, showing disapproval of some my posts. I mozt certainly have to act, now...<

Oh Fk...

Emoji...deflect.

There's some humor in this dead threat yet.


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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
15 Apr 2020, 12:19
#16
15 Apr 2020, 12:19#16

At your command Cloudy......

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
15 Apr 2020, 12:23
#17
15 Apr 2020, 12:23#17

Oh oh here come the personal attacks.

Yep, predictable and typical of the SAFFA self importance....

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2020, 12:24
#18
15 Apr 2020, 12:24#18

>Oh shit. That didn't work.<

>Where's the emergency box<

>There it is< "Break glass in case of embarrassment"

>He breaks the glass and pulls out the only tool that'll save him in this emergency<

>Like Thor, he holds the tool above his head<

Inscribed on the side, in Celtic script, it says "Get Personal"

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
15 Apr 2020, 12:27
#19
15 Apr 2020, 12:27#19

I believe there's a weirdo on site.....unless of course he's trying his hand at humour….in which case.....

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2020, 12:29
#20
15 Apr 2020, 12:29#20

>He forges on, wondering if his misguided sidekick will let him down again<

>He mutters to himself...<

"She means well."

"Does she?"

"Yes, just keep it together now."

>He makes side eyes at her as he holds his emergency tool o ut ahead of him, pointing it fearfully at the encroaching darkness<

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
15 Apr 2020, 12:36
#21
15 Apr 2020, 12:36#21

Cloudy, I don't appreciate a Bore...…or a weirdo.

It's hasta la vista from me.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2020, 12:36
#22
15 Apr 2020, 12:36#22

>He remembers the story about the black cat that only grew bigger when the boy ran from it<

>He mutters again...<

"Shut up! That stupid boy didn't have a sidekick that hamstrung him at every turn"

"He did!"

"NO! He didnt...

"Are you sure?"

"Yes. Of course I'm sure."

What about fear? Wasn't she his sidekick. The one that kept him safe but now threatens to being it all down?"

>He swings his tool violently...at nothing but shadows<  

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2020, 12:40
#23
15 Apr 2020, 12:40#23

>The cat grows in stature as he sees the boy disappear over the horizon<

>He grins as curls up on the rug, wondering when he'll see the frightful lad again<

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2020, 12:51
#24
15 Apr 2020, 12:51#24

Those tears. 

Soooo much better than what the pharmacist gives you.

Sleep tight, my round little hobbit.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
15 Apr 2020, 13:23
#25
15 Apr 2020, 13:23#25

I thought you were sleeping?

Is this dreamstate Cloudy before me?

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AJHPro3,183 posts
16 Apr 2020, 20:48
#26
16 Apr 2020, 20:48#26

You folks can joke, belittle and besmirch President Trump all you wish but remember the following:

1. The USA is the largest contributor to the WHO about 22% of the WHO's annual budget.

2. Australian and New Zealand receive millions of dollars from the USA if not billions plus favorable trading status.

3. Both countries are included in the military protection umbrella provided by and paid for mostly by the USA.

4. What was the US Congress and Senate bogged down in when this virus first reared its ugly head?

   They were fully occupied attempting to impeach PDT falsely with made-up accusations and smear and of course, the big made for TV spectacle of Nancy "Tear-Up" Polisi signing the impeachment documents and handing out pens with her name, date and Impeach 45 engraved on the pens.

At the same time guess who was studying and preparing for this pandemic.....wrong it was not 30330.

Finally, one fact that you all overlook is that if PDT had been the skipper of the Titanic it would still be floating, most probably as a tourist attraction and numerous folks would have had a normal life with their offspring.

5. So give thanks that this "planned virus attack" did not have the devastating results that the planners had in mind and give credit where credit is due to all the folks who worked long and hard to treat and plan the best way of avoiding the virus.

6. Stop acting, complaining and pointing fingers at others because there are still three fingers pointing your way.

Get up off your thrones and do something meaningful to our world.  

Remember folks.......... FOUR MORE YEARS.

THANKFULLY.




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sharkbokCaptain23,209 posts
16 Apr 2020, 20:55
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16 Apr 2020, 20:55#27


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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
17 Apr 2020, 05:18
#28
17 Apr 2020, 05:18#28

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/121069062/trump-blames-everyone-but-himself-for-the-coronavirus-crisis

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
17 Apr 2020, 08:17
#29
17 Apr 2020, 08:17#29

There is a difference in the briefings involved and that is that the press in England did not try and turn the situation into a political sideshow like they did in the USA,  The conduct of some of the journalists are bad and has been for years,   They make political statements in their questions and do no seek answers to what is really happening,    

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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
17 Apr 2020, 08:38
#30
17 Apr 2020, 08:38#30

Yup ... Trump is to blame for it all.

sniff, sniff ... sob, sob ... !!!

Even the deaths in New Zealand are his fault.

The bastard.



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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 Apr 2020, 09:11
#31
17 Apr 2020, 09:11#31

Cloudy...This is crisis that has caused a shutdown for a couple of months. And you are talking about multiple generations having to pay back the debt.

I'm gonna guess that you heard about this repayment term somewhere on a NZ talk show or news channel?

I hope that you just made that up, but I have a feeling you heard it somewhere. 

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 Apr 2020, 09:37
#32
17 Apr 2020, 09:37#32

So this generation plus the next one = more than one = multiple

Do you English much?

I am glad to hear that you have a brain and that you thought about it yourself.

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SebPro2,680 posts
17 Apr 2020, 10:59
#33
17 Apr 2020, 10:59#33

Nevermind...these things happen and are meant to try us!

Full steam ahead Captain.

https://youtu.be/Y6ryl3Dg_GI

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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
17 Apr 2020, 11:25
#34
17 Apr 2020, 11:25#34

Try us? Whatever do you mean?


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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 Apr 2020, 13:14
#35
17 Apr 2020, 13:14#35

CC

Missing jogging?

I've been hitting the hom e gym hard man. Probably would have been crazy by now if not.

How've you handled not being able to put in your daily KMs?

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