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Welcome to the Trumpocalypse

Started by sharkbok5 REPLIES372 VIEWS· 11 Apr 2020, 18:04
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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
11 Apr 2020, 19:37
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11 Apr 2020, 19:37#2

Rock n Roll is not what it used to be.

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
11 Apr 2020, 19:52
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11 Apr 2020, 19:52#3

I recently ordered some Toffolossus biscuits from Fortnum and Masson along with my Sencha tea. It could work pretty well against the virus....the Sencha tea opens up the virus cells and Toffolossus penetrates, killing the bastards. But you have to take it early and in high doses.


Alternatively a German virologist is recommending Scotch....and we all know Germany is doing great on a relative basis.


Safest to try all three!

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
11 Apr 2020, 20:19
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11 Apr 2020, 20:19#4

Don't forget Jägermeister Moz, some people swear by it for killing just about anything that doesn't belong in the human body. And some things that do, but you take your chances.

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
11 Apr 2020, 22:56
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11 Apr 2020, 22:56#5

Ja I have some chilling in my Fridge....not my favourite, but you may be right Pakie. A natural born virus killer.

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
12 Apr 2020, 13:14
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12 Apr 2020, 13:14#6

There is somebody on this board that must avoid all virus killers at all costs! 

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