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What have the Romans ever done for us?

Started by Koos Kombuis0 REPLIES1,065 VIEWS· 22 Aug 2018, 22:05
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22 Aug 2018, 22:05
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22 Aug 2018, 22:05#1

Donald Trump is starting to sound like a Monty Python skit.


"I only hire the best people", boasts the fat-faced fool.


"What about Paul Manafort?"


"Well obviously Paul Manafort was a mistake but other than Paul Manafort, I only hire the best people."


"What about Steve Bannon . . . and Corey Lewandowski?"


"Okay, those were mistakes, but other than Paul Manafort, Steve Bannon and Corey Lewandowski, I only hire the best people."


"What about Omarosa?"


"Yes well, Omarosa goes without saying but other than Omarosa, Paul Manafort, Steve Bannon and Corey Lewandowski, I only hire the best people."


"Michael Cohen!"


"Roger Ailes!"


"Katrina Pierson!"


"Okay, okay, but other than Michael Cohen, Roger Ailes, Katrina Pierson, Paul Manafort, Steve Bannon and Corey Lewandowski, I only hire the best people."


"How about your daughter Ivanka? You hired her as a senior advisor and she's just a vacuous bimbo following in your footsteps and bankrupting companies as she goes."


"Yes but Ivanka is a great piece of ass!"


"What about Rudy Giuliani?"


"He's a moron who can't stop this fake witch-hunt."


"And William Johnson? Isn't he a grand wizard in the KKK?"


"He was a mistake, I'll grant you that but other than William Johnson, Rudy Giuliani, Ivanka (but she is hot!), Michael Cohen, Roger Ailes, Katrina Pierson, Paul Manafort, Steve Bannon and Corey Lewandowski, I only hire the best people."


"What about . . ."


etc. etc. ad infinitum . . .

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