I would imagine that Bozo's morning meeting with his Chief of Staff John Kelly goes something like this:
Bozo: So, what do we have on our plate today?
Kelly: Well Mr President, where to start? First we have to find the rat in the White House . . . and it wasn't me sir, I'm prepared to take a lie-detector test . . .
Bozo: Goddamned coward writing lies as an anomonous . . . amonym . . . anomynonous . . . whatever that stupid word is . . . find that coward for me Kelly, that is #1! I bet it was that Pence bastard! Believe me! Gutless coward!
Kelly: Quite . . . and then you have to sort out that Stormy Daniels thing with your lawyer . . . then we have to find a way to spin some of the negative stuff coming out of the Bob Woodward book . . . then we have to pay Omarosa off . . . then we have to stop Cohen talking to Mueller . . .
Bozo: No collusion! It's a witch-hunt! Believe me!
Kelly: I believe you sir . . . then we have to . . . ummm . . . well I know you were thinking of banning Nike . . . then we have to find a new hiding place for your tax returns . . . then we have to find a way to fire Jeff Sessions . . . and then we have to meet with various executives all complaining about your trade tariffs . . . and . . .
Bozo: Who's complaining about the tariffs? Tariffs are tremendous. Everyone loves the tariffs because it'll bring factories and employment back to the USA. Tremendous! Exciting! It was a genius idea, believe me!
Kelly: Well . . . uhhhh . . . there's Ford saying that your solution won't work; soybean farmers are going bankrupt; so are Maine lobster harvesters, General Motors, dairy farmers and the entire steel industry; Harley Davidson are having to move their operation to China and Apple saying that your tariffs are going to make their products much more expensive for Americans and result in lower US growth.
Bozo: I'll tweet something to keep them happy. I have the best tweets. My tweets are tremendous. I am the Ernest Hemingway of Twitter.
Kelly: Yes but . . . ummmm . . . remember you can't tweet because your Apple phone needs a new charger.
Bozo: So get me a new charger!
Kelly: Ummmm . . . it's one of the Apple products affected by your . . . err . . . genius tariffs, Mr President.
Bozo: So I can't tweet?
Kelly: Not until we source you a new charger sir.
Bozo: Well you'd better make it snappy because I have an 11h15 tee off time.
Kelly: You're . . . uhhh . . . playing golf again sir? Today?
Bozo: Goddamned right I am, believe me! I have a tremendous new pitching wedge I need to try out . . . made in China of all places!
Kelly: But we also have to fudge poll numbers; destroy some windmills; phone Putin for advice; change a few things in the constitution; suck up to Chairman Kim; revoke security clearance for anyone who criticises you . . .
Bozo: Just get my goddamned phone charged so I can tweet again. I'll deal with all that other stuff on Twitter! I'm going to have a tremendous round of golf . . . believe me!
Kelly: Yes sir . . .