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Funniest foot shoot of all time

Started by Mozart35 REPLIES1,244 VIEWS· 16 Oct 2018, 00:45
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
16 Oct 2018, 00:45
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16 Oct 2018, 00:45#1

A few days ago I called Billy Vunipola....Vinnie. Hardly a capital offence, except for Urinal and Liarmike.


Urinal started the foot shooting spree by introducing a Tongan "Vinny Vunipola" and asking if he was playing for England, which shows just how much he knows about the eligibility rules.


But Liarmike who has seized on this chink of light in several posts, tops the Urinal with this classic foot shoot:


clevermike

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Oct 15, 2018, 23:47

Poor Mozart - Ed send him a sympathy card from all of us. He started a new thread on the player Billy Vunipola - but called him Vinny. Now his dream prop he wanted in to humiliate Malherbe will not play, What a disaster!!!!!!!!!!!

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
16 Oct 2018, 00:50
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16 Oct 2018, 00:50#2
The poor bugger thinks Billy aka Vinnie Vunipola is a prop. You can't buy this kind of belly laugh in Las Vegas! Two for the price of one....are these guys dumb, or what?
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
16 Oct 2018, 01:16
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16 Oct 2018, 01:16#3

I had them labeled as "Pip 'N Squeal" in August, back when it was Drache the Welshy. I think it sums up the efforts of this Thelma and Louise like duo. 

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
16 Oct 2018, 01:31
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16 Oct 2018, 01:31#4
At least Thelma and Louise went off the cliff by choice.....waaaaaaaaaaahhahaha! They know nothing about rugby, or life.....but they are a barrel of laughs.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
16 Oct 2018, 05:12
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16 Oct 2018, 05:12#5

Really - the idiot on site regularly comes up with new "names" for players and got caught with his foot in the mouth again.   No = Las Vegas would not laugh at stupidity like Mozart once again showed on site.  

Now this guy is so  befuddled - he try to pretend  that he is funny.  Yet moronic behaviour is not funny - it should in fact be pitied.        

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
16 Oct 2018, 05:12
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16 Oct 2018, 05:12#6

Really - the idiot on site regularly comes up with new "names" for players and got caught with his foot in the mouth again.   No = Las Vegas would not laugh at stupidity like Mozart once again showed on site.  

Now this guy is so  befuddled - he try to pretend  that he is funny.  Yet moronic behaviour is not funny - it should in fact be pitied.        

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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
16 Oct 2018, 06:15
#7
16 Oct 2018, 06:15#7

It could be worse, he could have thought Morné was losing a game to Krasny Yar, when we all knew he was playing long balls to Neymar.

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
16 Oct 2018, 06:18
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16 Oct 2018, 06:18#8
Diversion....diversion....but what else can you do. So I assume Billy Vunipola is a loosehead given you think he is up against Malherbe.....waaaaaaaaaaahaha. Foot....aim....shoot. Has there ever been a funnier end to a gotcha post. It reminds me of the scene in the Hunt for Red October where the Russian sub captain realizes his torpedo is homing in on his own sub. Old Tokkie's face reading this probably had the same expression.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
16 Oct 2018, 06:21
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16 Oct 2018, 06:21#9
Shouldn't that be 'high balls' to Neymar...haha. I honestly think this string is in the same league. A legend is born.
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
16 Oct 2018, 06:28
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16 Oct 2018, 06:28#10

"It reminds me of the scene in the Hunt for Red October where the Russian sub captain realizes his torpedo is homing in on his own sub. Old Tokkie's face reading this probably had the same expression."


I like to think of these as exchanges as this... 


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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
16 Oct 2018, 06:32
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16 Oct 2018, 06:32#11

So now the village idiot is saying Vunipola is a tighthead prop  even though  he is the no 1 prop for England.   H is moronic behavior is getting worse and worse by the day,   The two biggest fools ever in unison is a sight to see.    

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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
16 Oct 2018, 06:49
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16 Oct 2018, 06:49#12


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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
16 Oct 2018, 07:04
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16 Oct 2018, 07:04#13
The lengths that Moffie will go to try and pretend he didn't make a mistake never cease to amaze me.
"Vinny Vunipola" . . . waaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
16 Oct 2018, 07:56
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16 Oct 2018, 07:56#14

Rooinek

How can you claim that Mozart is never wrong - he is never right and that is the approach that needs to be stressed.    

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
16 Oct 2018, 11:02
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16 Oct 2018, 11:02#15
Ou Maaik, where did I claim that Moffie is never wrong?
I think you have me confused with someone else.
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CeradynePro9,374 posts
16 Oct 2018, 11:03
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16 Oct 2018, 11:03#16
This is turning into a Morne/PSG saga all over again. You cannot make this shit up.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
16 Oct 2018, 11:09
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16 Oct 2018, 11:09#17
Which "shit" do you mean, Ceradunce? Are you referring to the bit where Moffie is taking what I said in an obviously sarcastic manner and is trying to pretend I meant it literally?
If so then I agree. Truly childish behaviour from the doddering old fool who always gets so defensive when he screws up . . . but pretty much the standard of "debate" I've come to expect from a weak and deceitful buffoon.
"Vinnie Vunipola" . . . waaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!
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XaviPro1,924 posts
16 Oct 2018, 11:12
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16 Oct 2018, 11:12#18

Oom Mike,

You are tripping over your own feet here.

Mako Vunipola is the loosehead prop and his younger brother Billy is the looseforward currently out with a broken arm.

There are some doubts about Mako's availability as well but for ankle/calf issues???

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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
16 Oct 2018, 11:15
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16 Oct 2018, 11:15#19

Billy Vunipola

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Birth name Viliami Vunipola

Date of birth 3 November 1992 (age 25)

Place of birth Sydney, Australia

Height 1.88 m (6 ft 2 in)[1]

Weight 130 kg (20 st 7 lb; 290 lb)[1]

School The Castle School

Harrow School

Notable relative(s) Fe?ao Vunipola (father)

Mako Vunipola (brother)

Rugby union career

Position(s) Number 8 / Blindside Flanker

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
16 Oct 2018, 11:31
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16 Oct 2018, 11:31#20
Yes Draad, I think most people who follow rugby know who Billy Vunipola is.
If you're a bit ignorant (like Dim Sum) you'd say something like: "England's Vunipola will also miss the Autumn tours due to a broken arm suffered in the win over Glasgow on Sunday " where you're basically admitting you don't know Billy has a test-playing brother called Mako.
If you're extremely ignorant and very childish (like Moffie) you'd call him by a completely wrong name and then try to worm out of it by saying something like: "Note his given name is Viliami with a 'V', so on reflection I'll continue to use Vinnie. Billy seems a little too colonial."
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
16 Oct 2018, 12:33
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16 Oct 2018, 12:33#21

Ignorant? Who played flyhalf, was it Schalk? That takes some beating. That's rugby ignorance right there. If one can't get the very basics right, what else is there?


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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
16 Oct 2018, 12:46
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16 Oct 2018, 12:46#22

Sorry -  I thought that Billy was the prop and Mozart apparently also thought so - hence the cock-up he made.   

Anyway - the fact is that Vunipola proved zero in the June tests and Mozart was just preparing  the ground for another all-out attacks on Malherbe again.   

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
16 Oct 2018, 14:18
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16 Oct 2018, 14:18#23
Notice how the old foot shooter apologizes to the Board but leaves me out......subtle. If he hadn't just done the Great Foot Shoot of 2018 one would actually credit him with a bit of repartee. And then there's Urinal bleating.....'but I was just being sarcastic'....when he just got it wrong. It's not the mistake that gets them, it's denying the mistake.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
16 Oct 2018, 14:25
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16 Oct 2018, 14:25#24
"It's not the mistake that gets them, it's denying the mistake."
There's Goebbels again . . . accusing the other side of that which he is guilty.
"Vinnie Vunipola" . . . waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
16 Oct 2018, 14:32
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16 Oct 2018, 14:32#25
Vinnie Vunipola......English loose forward, also known as Billy.... who Liarmike thought was a loosehead prop. Vinny Vunipola, Tongan player who you thought was eligible to play for England. One has to laugh...hahahaha!
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
16 Oct 2018, 14:46
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16 Oct 2018, 14:46#26
No . . . 
Billy Vunipola: Aussie born flank and #8 who plays for England and has never been known as "Vinnie".
Mako Vunipola: Billy's brother who plays prop for England.
Fe'ao "Vinny" Vunipola: father of Mako and Billy currently aged 49. Played hooker and prop for Tonga in the 1995 RWC.
Moffie: the childish septuagenarian and stinking liar who is still trying to pretend that my sarcastic comment about Vinny Vunipola playing for England was not a laugh at his expense after his "Vinnie" gaffe but rather something I expected people to take seriously.
Dim Sum aka Augenoffner: Moffie's new Servile Gimp who supported his master through this most recent embarrassment even though he knew the old fop had egg all over his fat face. 
Schplotttt!
Stay down Moffie.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
16 Oct 2018, 14:49
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16 Oct 2018, 14:49#27
"Billy was born Viliami Vunipola so you can see where the name Villie/Vinny could have come into play."
Absolute rubbish. Viliami is nothing more than the Tongan version of William so it's easy to see why he's called Billy. He was never known is "Vinny" or "Vinnie". His father was Fe'ao and had the nickname "Vinny".
Moffie got it wrong but he's so far up his own arse that he can't admit it even in the face of overwhelming evidence.
How embarrassing . . . but a very appropriate thread title! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaha hahahahahahahaha!
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
16 Oct 2018, 14:52
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16 Oct 2018, 14:52#28
Ah so thanks for that, he would have been called Vinny but his father was already Vinny so they avoided the confusion. But what made you think Vinny could play for England when he had already played for Tonga.....that's the mystery. As for Vinnie aka Billy.....I prefer Vinnie, subtly differently written than Vinny, but still much nicer than the Colonial 'Billy'
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
16 Oct 2018, 15:00
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16 Oct 2018, 15:00#29
"But what made you think Vinny could play for England when he had already played for Tonga.....that's the mystery."
Hahahaha! The pathetic old coot is still trying to pretend that wasn't said in jest. Here's my full reply for context:
"Wonder what position he plays? There was a Vinny Vunipola who played for Tonga some years ago and he was a prop. Maybe he's out of retirement and found a way past the eligibility rules? All sounds a bit unlikely to me. My guess is that the deceitful old fossil is on his second beer shandy and got a bit confused."
Now anyone believing Moffie's pathetic lies must also believe that I'm stupid enough to be suggesting that the 49 year old father of Billy who played prop for Tonga might be playing for England this November.
Sorry, but if you can't pick up the obvious sarcasm in that post then go stand with Moffie and Dim Sum in the stupid corner.  
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
16 Oct 2018, 15:19
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16 Oct 2018, 15:19#30
Moffie may have meant Billy but he not only got it wrong and is too proud to admit it, he's trying to pretend it was me and Ou Maaik who were mistaken. That's the only point I'm making.
As for who is to know if Billy is called Vinny or "Vili" (that's a new one), most people who have a commonly used nickname will have that nickname easily available on Google or the internet. Billy is just Billy. Google him yourself and you'll find out what I found about his Dad being "Vinny".
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
16 Oct 2018, 15:31
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16 Oct 2018, 15:31#31
Not at all, when I said Vinnie I obviously was referring to Billy......big deal. But then you made it a federal crime....only to mistakenly suggest 'some Tongan' called Vinny could play for England, exposing your ignorance of the eligibility rules. And then later as you desperately looked for more ammo, you discovered 'some Tongan' was actually Billy/Vinnie's father. Hilarious stumbling towards the truth. Now be as honest as I'm being and just admit you got it wrong.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
16 Oct 2018, 15:36
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16 Oct 2018, 15:36#32
". . . only to mistakenly sarcastically suggest 'some Tongan' called Vinny could play for England, exposing your Moffie's ignorance of the eligibility rules player's name."
Fixed.

No Moffie, you are a stinking liar (but you know that) and the only mistake I made was thinking you were intelligent enough to pick up on the obvious sarcasm.
Like I said, stay down. You actually couldn't make a bigger fool of yourself if you tried really hard.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
16 Oct 2018, 15:52
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16 Oct 2018, 15:52#33
' Like I said' is rather poor English, use 'as I said'. And if you ever find a way Vinny could have played for England as you suggested, do tell us....I'm always open to new ideas.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
16 Oct 2018, 15:54
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16 Oct 2018, 15:54#34
The thread title that just keeps on giving!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
16 Oct 2018, 16:13
#35
16 Oct 2018, 16:13#35
Sure does....Billy the Prop....Vinny the Pom.....alliterates nicely.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
16 Oct 2018, 16:14
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16 Oct 2018, 16:14#36
Sure does....Billy the Prop....Vinny the Pom.....alliterates nicely.
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