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The falling Imp

Started by Mozart10 REPLIES2,652 VIEWS· 23 Jul 2019, 21:04
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Mozart
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
23 Jul 2019, 21:04
#1
23 Jul 2019, 21:04#1
Sadly the Imps brief improvement has ended.....as he slumps to a Tour nadir of 136 on the Nîmes leg. If he were a pigeon one would have to cross him with a steadier bird.
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Denny
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
24 Jul 2019, 04:04
#2
24 Jul 2019, 04:04#2

Well, using the pigeon model there are probably a few things we can do to improve his performance. We could for example look at things like diet, fitness and least but not last of all, a deworming.

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Mozart
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
24 Jul 2019, 19:44
#3
24 Jul 2019, 19:44#3
And another over a hundred finish today.....the Imp averaging over 100 places behind the leader since his win. Deworming has to be in the mix....no pun intended.
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Denny
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
25 Jul 2019, 04:25
#4
25 Jul 2019, 04:25#4

Its stinks of a nobble..... the pigeon model won't work, our resident nobbler took a sizeable chunk out of Impi.

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Mozart
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
26 Jul 2019, 00:19
#5
26 Jul 2019, 00:19#5
Hahaha....another poor finish at 95 today. Probably the effects of the nobble. Not even deworming is strong enough muti to neutralize a nobble.
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Rooinek
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
26 Jul 2019, 08:30
#6
26 Jul 2019, 08:30#6

Could either of you spiteful and childish cycling noobs point out where I "nobbled" Darryl Impey?

I suspect you'll both sit there trembling like the pathetic little cowards you are, but if either one of you summons up the guts or shows a trace of honesty, where did I predict Darry Impey would compete for any of the jerseys or achieve anything of note in this Tour?

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Mozart
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
26 Jul 2019, 14:11
#7
26 Jul 2019, 14:11#7
Spotting the nobble isn't always easy. Sometimes it has to be inferred. Mayhap a bird's performance drops off for no apparent reason, but the smart pigeon fancier instinctively knows an underlying issue is the cause. It's often thus with the nobble...elevating the Imp's win above Wimbledon and the CWC final was probably that instance.
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Mozart
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
27 Jul 2019, 01:08
#8
27 Jul 2019, 01:08#8
And the Imp registers a DF in Stage 19
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Denny
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
29 Jul 2019, 04:18
#9
29 Jul 2019, 04:18#9

Must admit Koosie stirred my interest enough to watch the presentation. How boring. What's with giving a grown-up man a bouquet of flowers? Anyway, nice to see an Ozzie doing ok, admittedly I wouldn't have noticed if it wasn't for Koosie.

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Mozart
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
29 Jul 2019, 15:40
#10
29 Jul 2019, 15:40#10
And the final act.....the Imp registers a 125 in the flat sprinters' stage into Paris. Undoubtedly nobbled.
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Denny
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
30 Jul 2019, 03:26
#11
30 Jul 2019, 03:26#11

"Undoubtedly nobbled."

Yep and s pitefull as well.

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