A day in the life of Moffie . . .

Love it - but one has to ask the question, given the old fart is well into his 60's these days, whats the real point of all this measuring and self absorbtion?

Very funny rooitwit but your post has one fatal flaw. The height and obsession with being 6 foot relates to snapster. Bwahahahahahahahahaha

Ou snapste of course loves the reviving of the topic! Oh the vanity of the oak!

Just when I thought it was all quiet on the western front!

Good old Beenkop as thick as a plank as ever.......the subject was raised by your buddy Moffie calling me short and fat - get your facts straight birdbrain

Add a bit of language analysis to the equation. Picture Moffie sitting there going through my take on the requirements of a centre bit by bit - imagine sinking that low and being that desperate. I know I pulled his chain but surely not this hard? Its clearly all about Dave! 

Its priceless - love it

Dave you really are pretty ignorant . It takes as long as it takes to cut and paste into http://www.usingenglish.com/resources/text-statistics.php.

So you really thought I was sitting there counting your words? Hahahaha, I can see that gave you a thrill, but sadly no.

Get with the 21st century Fat Dave....and stop presenting the work of others as your own.

Moffie you really are a gullible if you really think I you would think you sat through each line - it was just to emphasise how desperate and pathetic you are.

Do you think any other poster would be pathetic enough to go to the lengths you do to get one over me, only to fall flat on your face.

Its insulting that you think I would be sad enough to plagiarize a pretty standard take on centres - but thats your style you wanker

Back peddling again. ....you said it, but didn't REALLY mean it? In other words you lied.

Fresh coming from the exposed liar. Why not provide the source of this article I copied - not man enough are you. You throw out accusations and then run and hide. Two can play your pathetic game - game on!!

Happy reading

You have just been caught red handed in another lie....like 6 foot. You never thought I counted words, but you said I did.......lying of the most obvious kind.

"Back peddling"? What is that, Moffie? Is "back peddling" travelling from place to place selling goods behind one's back?

Wehe!

 I  see from your rather boring post above that you are still on about the drink. Let me guess, you are still a member of Alcoholics Anonymous.

Moffie what are you on about ........counting words? I know you are a lying old racist but now you are mumbling

The race card.....the final argument  of the defeated Fat Man. How pathetic is that?

Well I am only recounting what you told me, of course you would call me a liar, hell you called me short and fat and a plagiarst!

No you are sucking it through your teeth Dave. The last cowardly card....the race card. So far we have you lying about your height, your weight, copying the ideas of others and playing the race card. You are a nasty piece of work.

Ah so its all big bad Dave is it - in effect you are calling Jal, Becs and Mike liars as well.

I have exposed you on the height and weight issue, just waiting for your lying racist ass to provide proof of my plagiarism.

Take your time old man, or you could just start back peddling!

NOOOOOOOOOO......it's not Big Bad Dave. That's your fantasy.....others can see now when I said you called yourselg Big Dave, it was the truth.

But in reality it's short, fat, dishonest Dave. A fabricated race card.....the final throw of the dice for the totally thrashed protagonist. How pathetic!

So Moffie, let me get this straight, are you saying that you are not an old, lying, racist then?

On the contrary I have often admitted to being old. I regard the truth as non negotiable. And I think racists are dinosaurs from a less developed stage in man's history.

Playing the race card Dave is the ultimate white flag. Now you will twist and turn and eventually ask me why I'm taking it seriously. I've been through the whole routine before. Your idea of how a lawyer would weasel out of some facts. But it's so infantile.....so not what real lawyers do. And it's boring.

So sayonara for now Fat Man.

and who's having the last laugh you lying racist. While you slink off dont forget that evidence of my plagiarism - we would hate to let that slip. Oh and when you return how about an apology to Mike, Jal and Becs.

Ah the life of a lawyer........and in case you dont get it, its .......Blackman Redemption........by Bob Marley!

Hahahaha I love those Blackman lyrics, they could have been written for you Fat Dave.

"Spread out, spread out,
Spread out, spread out,
Spread out, spread out,
Spread, spread out."
 

Were you trying to tell us something?  Perhaps your new 44" belt size? Poor bugger you just keep making it sooooo easy.

Yes Moz its very easy indeed - so I think one should relent a bit and allow ou snapster and rootwit time to recover their composure?

Hahahahahhahahaha

Moffie have you redeemed yourself yet or are you still plying that anti blackman philisophy that appeared well and truely ingrained when we spoke and somewhat took me by surprise at the time.

I'm still waiting for that evidence Moffie, but in the meantime feel free to use that piece of mine on centre play given you were so impressed!

A fat, short, dishonest, bombastic plagiarist.......what's next one wonders.

Well you have been exposed for lying about the short and fat but you are either too stupid to register or acknowledge this. I am still waiting for the evidence of my plagiarism, but guess what that will never materialise because that was just a pathetic defaming accusation. Be a real man and back your accusation up with some material evidence.

I'll take bombastic, but it beats the hell out of being a lying, racist pig.

Tell you what Dave, I can't show where you lifted your centre piece from....but lift it you did. The style is completely different, the language  analyser showed that....just like a lie detector test.

As for lying about your height, I wish I was, because that would give me an extra 2 inches in height. But it's so easy to prove this. Every human being in this day and age has some official document that shows his height. Yours would be 178 cms. Produce the document that says you are 6 foot....that was your claim, not my initiative....back it up.

Look here you racist pig, which document would I have that has my height on it, what bullshit. Name the document that I should source that would have my height on it given your authority on the subject.

You cant show where I lifted my centre piece from because no such piece exists. It just exposes you for the lying low life that you are and the insulting lengths you would sink to, to get one over me - you are pathetic, lying racist with no values

That might be a bit unfair, Saffex, I'm sure Moffie has some values . . . they're just not very high . . . and honesty isn't very high on Moffie's value scale. 

 Moz and other board members I think  this has sunk as low as it can and suggest you all ignore this thread. You are far gone by the time you call someone a racist  pig. 

Beenkop keep your plank of a head out of something you know stuff all about, where you at the pub with Moz and I you stupid idiot

Jal, Moffie has stuff all values, the bloke is scum - that crap about me plagiarising was a step too far.

I would not usually disclose the contents of a private conversation but this wanker overstepped the mark - he asked for it

I'm afraid this racist thing is getting no traction Dave. Maybe because a lot of people on here have been posting with me for years. And after all our arguments, for you to pull a racist out of the hat at this late stage , strains credibility. Besides which, I never left to separate from Black Society....South Africa was totally segregated at the time. I left to do a PhD at an American Business School. Even your logic sucks.

All I recall from our conversation was how to disconsolate you were with life. How you needed a new job that you subsequently consulted me on.....I can produce the e-mails. And the fact that I consoled you as best I could. 

 Perhaps I should reproduce them Dave, given you have lied about our conversation. Retract or prepare to be embarrassed.

Moffie please stop lying, its getting a little tiresome - I know exactly what you said in that pub and do you think we would expect you to have come clean over the years on a messageboard regarding your racist slant huh?

As I said to Jal, I have never entertained the need to ever disclose the contents of any private conversations, its not my style, but your accusation about my piece on centre play was a step too far. Speak shit about my height, weights etc, but dont speak shit about me when it comes to rugby, its my religion! You asked for it low life.

As for looking for a new job, shit yes that happens to all of us - that is many moons ago. Hell it was less than a year ago that I changed jobs again and am now working locally - its called life. As for consoling me, you really do live in a dream world, I did not need consoling, I was looking for work for crying out loud. If I needed consoling do you think I would seek that from someone I did not know - oh boy Moffie, do you have wings?

"Good one, hey I have never doubted or questioned any aspect of your make up or what you are about. Your intellect and business knowledge comes shinning through......it has over the years".....Dave...Nov 2007.

Note the characteristic spelling of "shining".

Shall I go on.

Moffie bang on, as I have said to you I have absolutely nothing to hide when it comes to exchanges with you, hell if I have sent you 10 e-mails in my life that will have been many.

We used to get on way back then, can't say the same now

okay.....

Keep going you pathetic individual, find something with substance as at some point I am meant to be embarrassed by your disclosure - I am still waiting.

Does this somehow absolve you from your racist remarks and the fact that you have been exposed as a liar?

It may not do that but it exposes the total dishonesty of your later derogatory comments about my career. And the total dishonesty of your later comments about my appearance. Two more lies exposed. And of course it came long after I posted moz's pad, so it exposes the hypocrisy of you raising that issue later, after you licked my boots.

How many lies is that now? Your height, your weight, my job, my appearance, my being a racist and you writing that article.

I think the case is made.

Um Moffie, what derogatory remarks about your career have I made? I said you were involved somehow with Vegamite and one or other cereal. None of it was anything worth writing home about and I have said as much over the years.

Me saying that you must be proud of your achievements was me being polite and friendly in an exchange when we got on. I have never said you have not done well for yourself, I just said none of what you were ever involved with impressed me.

What dishonesty about your appearance am I guilty of, I was merely saying it was nice to put a face to correspondence as one builds up an image of a person - I said nothing about your appearance at all. Man you are a born liar. You and I being nice to eachother was many years back, much like your slapping your house and cars on the messageboard was.

You are just a lying racist who will resort to anything to gain one over me, no matter how underhand. I have said nothing about your job other than it was associated with some paste or other and hardly something I would ever wish to pursue, I commented on the fact that I could put a face to correspondence, said nothing of your appearance at the time. You are just lying again as you did about my height, weight, what I was wearing when we met and above all you dispute the fact that you made deplorable racist comments that evening - you really are a habitual liar and one that has been exposed on this board. You must be proud